Disclaimer: Kami! You know I don't own Hellsing! I'm wasting my life people!

Seras looked outside. The sun had finally set and she was ready to see the sights. She moved, far away from London and the Hellsing Organization. Spain was glorious. Everything was cheap and the people were friendly. In addition, there were more vampires here. More people to talk to, she guessed.

Putting on a black leather skirt with a white halter top, she set off with gold earring and a necklace, she hastily put on her favorite new pair of black stilettos and walked out of her house.

The night was humid and smelled of food and nightlife. She ran and hand through her hair. She loved the way it had grown out during her time at Hellsing. It made her look sexy in a sensual way. Her red eyes gleamed against the harsh rays of an oncoming car.

The vehicle sped past followed by several other gray tank-like trucks.

"Hellsing." She scoffed as she paraded down the street. She could hear Pip's voice as he commanded the troops to invade a home. She missed the thrill of the hunt. One thing she really missed was Alucard.

Sighing she didn't glance back at the bustle of the group of soldiers who were unknowingly destroying her home.

"In the name of god all evil shall be cast into eternal damnation. Amen." The troops led out of the empty and ransacked home. Over the radio Sir Integral, voice came in.

"Any sign of Seras?"

"No sir. It seems she had left earlier. Forensics are trying to figure that out now."

A group of men evaded the house flaunting some of Seras underwear and laughing. Pip sighed. Seras was never the type to commit any crimes. She'd yell at him if they were to hit a dog while trying to get to a crime seen.

"Tell them to hurry up. She might snap and go off and kill someone."

"Yes sir."

Alucard looked at the disheveled mess that was his pupil's home. His orders were clear. He was to dispose of Seras.

"Ye demon child seems to have no qualms about living among humans. I say that there just may be some good in ye demons." Anderson stepped over an over turned chair.

Alucard looked back at the priest.

"I did not ask for your help so that I may hear your speeches priest."

"So it's true. Ye does have some emotions other than the feeling to kill."

The troops had gone and that only left Alucard and Anderson to find out where the blond vampire had gone.

"Dio Mio cara, you are such a beauty." Seras blushed as the richly accented vampire lured her with his soft words.

"You are enchanting and your skin smells of red wine. Come with me tonight. You will not regret it."

Seras shook her head and the vampire kissed her hand. Another night, she whispered in his ear as he left.

Downing another glass of wine, Seras watched as the liquid swirled and moved. Her reflection was jumbled and twisted.

"Just like my life." She said as she drunk what was left and set her money on the table.

"Adios Vicky!" A group of men hollered as she left the club.

Seras felt utterly empty. She wanted to do something. Her job far differed from that of Hellsing. It's why so many men knew her and why she got sloshed before she went.

Diamond Dancers was a gentlemen's club. Her job was to saunter around in barley anything and serve drinks and food.

Her boss, Jammie, met her at the door and ushered her in.

"Seras, Tammy didn't show tonight. I need a girl onstage for the six-twenty."

Her boss was a middle-aged woman with jet-black hair and suits that she wore like casual clothes. It took her about a week to realize she wasn't a man.

Like Sir Integral, she poised. The six-twenty was the main show. Tammy was the redhead who always opened the show.

"Why me?"

"Because you're new and guys have been requesting you."

Seras sighed.

"Okay. What am I wearing?"

"Nothing."

Victoria looked at her boss. Was the woman insane?

"Tonight is FN night. I told you about it last month." (FN Full nudity)

"I...I can't do that!"

"Please what you've been wearing is no real cover. Besides, if we bring in a lot of money think of all the tips and new men." The woman grew starry eyed.

"Fine."

Walking into the back, Seras got ready to make her debut.

Alucard sniffed again. Her sent was here all right and he had to get to her.

"A man of holy ordinance does not go into places such as these!" Anderson gasped at the Diamond Dancers sign.

"Come now, you haven't ever gotten the urge?" Alucard spoke pushing the priest into the building.

"Well, I…" A young woman about 26 crossed Anderson's path and stood in front of him.

"Well, who may you be?"

"A pri..."

"A man looking for a good time. Help my friend would you?"

Alucard gave the woman a roll of bills that he'd swiped from a man in the doorway.

She thumbed through the money and winked.

"Full service?"

Alucard nodded as the woman took a hold of Anderson's hand and led him away.

"Ye are a traitorous bastard!"

"And you pray to god with that mouth?"

AN: Okay people I want reviews!

And a pony…