Disclaimer: I do not own the hot vision of yaoi fantasy Alucard or his associates from Hellsing.

The curtains were rolling up. Men hollered and hooted at the sight of Seras' black heeled feet. She played with the satin gloves that covered her arms and adjusted the fishnet knee-highs she wore.

"Welcome to DD's annual FN night. I hope none of you have heart problems because tonight the stunning Yellow Diamond Vicky!"

Chanting had begun. Her name pounded in a staccato beat over and over. Breathing was hard at the moment, and concentrating on the beat of the music was even more difficult. The room was dark and a spotlight shown on the stage.

Swaying her hips to the music, Seras strutted out on the stage.

Ciara's "Goodies" Blared on the speakers as the vampire bounced and jiggled. Her breasts moved and swayed with her body.

A group of men at the front were busy throwing money at her and she slid the bills into her knee-highs.

"I ain't being too dramatic, that's the way I gotta have it." She spoke as she popped and ticked with the music. The men went crazy. By the end of her number, she was hot, sweaty, and invigorated.

They chanted her name as she walked backstage and into the threshold of the dressing room where her colleagues.

Tammy, who had shown up late, hugged her and thanked her for filling in. Jammie entered the dressing room with a bottle of whiskey and two shot glasses.

"Vicky, you were marvelous, however, you aren't done. About a minute after you went on stage some guy wanted a private dance."

Victoria sighed.

"How much?"

"3000 dollars."

Gasps came about the room. Why would someone pay that much for a private dance from her?

"He may want the full service chick. You don't have to do this if you don't want to."

Seras took the bottle of whiskey Jammie had been holding and took a large gulp.

"It was bound to happen sometime."

Taking another swig, she handed the bottle back to Jammie and popped some altoids.

"Let's get this over with."

"Well…it looks like Vicky wants to have a little fun with you. Go right back there she's waiting."

The middle-aged woman had returned and directed Alucard to the back of the club.

Passing several rooms, he was met with the sounds of the Oh-So-Holy priest.

"YES! Oh dear sweet mother Mary, yes!"

Shuddering inwardly, the vampire made his way to the farthest room to the back. Opening the door, he found the outline of Seras Victoria by the window. Her blond locks blowing with the soft breeze. Her fingers lightly tapping on the wall nervously.

He coughed. She turned and eyes met.

"M…master…"

"You put on quite a show tonight Police girl. I should say I'm proud. Although you didn't use your power to seduce and feed off one of the men."

"You're too kind. Are you here to lecture me or to get what you paid 3000 dollars for?"

Alucard chuckled. In her absence, she had gotten a degree of spunk and far more personality than he remembered. He quivered with the urge to throw her down on the floor and fuck her pretty, blond brains out. Her red eyes flickered for a moment.

"So if I say yes to the latter I will be your first…"

Seras nodded beginning to strip the small teddy she had put on.

"I don't mean to be a bother but…we have no time for this. My real reason to get you alone was to inform you that Integral was looking to kill you."

Seras stopped at the hook over her breasts. Leaning into his chest and unclipping the latch, she purred.

"You are such a buzz kill you know that master?" Pulling back, so that she could take one of his hands and place it on her breast, she gave a little throaty moan.

"Ms. Police, if you know what is in your best interest I think you should remove my hand."

Seras smirked and removed it and placed it on the strap of her thong over the swell of her behind.

"Well, you do know that I don't give a damn what you think anymore." She tilted her head and leaned up to lick the rim of his ear.

"I don't give a flying fuck if that bitch wants to kill me…but you do…you've got it bad for me."

Alucard looked at his pupil and sighed.

"You have learned well outside of my teaching."

Silently shrugging off the rest of the teddy and wrapping her arms around his waist. Seras nodded with arrogance.

"You can't always be the best Master."

She added.

Taking off his hat and sunglasses, Alucard fiddled with the elastic band of Victoria's thong.

"Why did you wear this? It is not as if I hadn't already seen that plump, wet flower of yours Ms. Police."

Yells came from outside the door. Pip's voice could be heard along with the hypocritical statements of Anderson who was denying the 'service' of certain said women.

"It seems Integral has found where you work."

Seras was busy putting on her teddy and a black robe.

"Most of my friends here are vampires. They've done nothing wrong and do not need to be killed."

Pulling a pistol from her purse on the coffee table by the window, she opened the door. Pip loaded his gun and aimed at Seras.

"By the order of Sir Integral and the queen, we are to destroy you, a said Miss Seras Victoria, for conspiring against human kind."

Seras looked at all the guns pointed at her. Each one filled with a deadly substance to vampires.

Looking at her small pistol she sighed and looked back to Pip.

"I will go as long as you do not harm my friends." She spoke noticing her manager being carried away.

"Don't let them do this to you!" Tammy yelled before being ruthlessly slapped to the ground.

"That's enough!" Pip yelled at the group of men rough housing the nosferatu.

Seras watched, as her friends were set free.

"We'll bust you out!" One spoke.

"Bail money is good right?" Another added.

"No, you guys… " She sighed. Her red eyes never wavering as she put down her gun.

"They want me dead."

Alucard watched as his prospective mate was shot repeatedly and fell to the ground.

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