GROCERY INCIDENTS CHAPTER 7

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(What's happening?)

"What are you doing up here?"

"Just thinking about stuff."

"Need a companion?"

Neji nodded and stared into the blank as Tenten settled herself next to him.

"I…"

CHAPTER 7 (POKEMON!)

"I think I have some sand in my eyes Neji, can you get it out for me?"

"Fine."

"Right there, no turn left."

"Got it."

"Thanks Neji kun. Don't worry, I'll learn how to take care of myself someday so I

return your favors."

"Hn."

"HEADBUTT!"

"What the---!"

(Neji looks like he's kissing Tenten from the back because he's moving his head and all…) A big, black object head butts Neji, but misses when Neji scoots out of the way.

"Neji! What are you doing to our blossoming flower?"

"Nothing,"

"I saw you! I, as a Lombre shall not have it,"

"What the --- is a Lombre and that big hat you're wearing?"

"It's a Pokemon and this is a sombrero! Ta da! I sleep inside a small, tiny ball that only fits my thumb. It kinda looks like the thing on Sasuke's shirt, only it doesn't have the tiny stick on the bottom."

"Eh,"

"Now, I will use, Bubbles!"

Lee takes out a Coke and chugs it down. BURRP! Bubbles fly out of his hideous mouth.

"Eew! That's disgusting Lee san!"

"I'm not finished yet, Hydro Pump!"

Lee takes five water bottles and pumps them into his flexible mouth. He starts bending back and then flings his mouth open and a huge blast of water flies out, hitting Tenten right in the middle.

"LEE!"

"Gomen dosai Tenten!"

"Sigh. It's ok. I have to change out of this though."

Tenten squeezes her pink top to push the water out. Neji and Lee stare, surprised at her now see through shirt and both of them blush. Her bright pink bra brushed against her pink top and you could see part of her polka dotted, lacy underwear.

"What?"

"Oh nothing?"

Neji and Lee answered as they jerked their heads away, blushing. Chikushou! She looks so hot! Lee and Neji thought as their guy hormones were raging inside like a bull that has seen the matador holding the red cloth.

Wonder what it looks like under the bra and underwear…Neji suddenly thought, but grunted at the thought. Aah Lee! Don't start thinking of such foolish thoughts! You are an honorable guy, like Gai sensei! Handsome and skilled! Tenten is just a subordinate and a teammate after all…

Tenten glared at the two, deep into their "guy thoughts" and decided to go down and dry herself, with the door locked this time.

The guys were too deep in their thoughts that they didn't notice Tenten had gone.

"Tenten?"

Lee started looking around with his Glare attack which made his eyes bigger and his eyelashes started pointing out and it pricked Neji's eyes.

"Ow Lee. Baka!"

"Oh, sorry Neji!"

"Where's Tenten?"

"Urgh. I think she's in the restroom."

"Use Byakugan."

"Why?"

"To check."

"I don't think so. Why can't we just go down and check?"

"What if she's changing in the living room?"

"That's why you're checking! Fine, I'll check!"

"Hn. Wait."

Neji was too late; Lee had already gone down and was now heading towards the entrance to the tree house.

"--- Lee. Byakugan!"

His eyes widened and veins popped out from the sides of his head. Where is he? Neji started heading down also and saw Lee already inside and there was no one there fortunately, well until the bathroom door opened as they saw….

(CHAPTER 7 ENDS)

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