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A love sonnet about the rough secks of Hidan and Kakuzu. Rated M just incase you guys have vivid imaginations.

When the justice system failed Sasuke Uchiha, he left the city to take matters into his own hands. Now, seven years later, Naruto Uzumaki works for the FBI and he's about to get reacquainted with his old friend in a way he never imagined. NaruSasu AU

Naruto themed Chuck Norris Jokes/please read review see better explanation inside

"Nee... Sasuke-kun, meski sepuluh tahun, seratus tahun, seribu tahun, kita akan selalu bersama 'kan?" /Using 2nd POV/ RnR?

Naruto, a young squire in Konoha quite suddenly and very unexpectedly comes into possession of a very mystical, very powerful sword. Now what is he supposed to do?

Gai decides to play the oppostite game but what happenes when the naruto characters play the oppostie game? Read and find out! Comment plz!

set before jiraiya goes to ame, Tsunade reveals a secret she had kept that affects both of them. how will be react, and is it possible he already knew? ONESHOT

We all know the story behind Naruto, but what about another ninja team that passed with Konoha's Rookie 9? This is the tale of Team 6, a collaboration story between myself and Draco. Done in Kishimoto's world, but with few of his characters. ENJOY!

There are so many faces. Faces that I will never see again, faces that I don't remember seeing and faces that I remember so vividly it takes me back to the childhood that was once forgotten, but this isn't the world I knew for so long. . . SasuxNaru. A.U

The origins of Temari's infamous black kimono. Eh? What's Shikamaru got to do with it?

The Akatsuki's been destroyed. Or so we thought. This follows the new generation during a dangerous war bringing many people to death.

Sasori has never had a good life. His dads a drunk and isnt home and his mom is always cheating. He is finally able to leave and live on his own and go to Konaha high. What awaits him there isn't what he expected. Sasorix?

De todos sus errores ese era el más grande: Amar a la persona equivocada. Pero si había una pequeña esperanza Hinata dejaría su miedo y lucharía. Iba a atreverse a volar, esperando con el corazón que Sasuke volara con ella. Two-shot. *Para flordezereso*

all it was is a vacation...possibly some kuzuxhida but no lemons! similar to the movie the hangover.

A dirty girl, and her prayers. She will be an angel when she dies. But the boy that looks on sees no point, if she is his angel now. NagatoxKonan, AU if you squint.

Sasuke Uchiha came back to Konoha at the age of 17, after having killed Orochimaru, Itachi, and abandoning Madara and his ideals. It hadn't been easy, but a blond by the name of Naruto Uzumaki never left his side, and their relationship is just beginning.

Sasuke's not the only one who gets special treatment. What happens when the Council forces the head of T&I to take on a genin team that included the Yamanaka heir? ON HIATUS

Neji and Hinata get into a fight about the stength of a woman. Hinata has a plan for her ignorent cousin and its going to have a unexpected results. DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Naruto is a honest guy, but he can't help it, he just says whatever is in his mind. Sasuke already knows this, but still feels stunned when Naruto asked him for a certain thing...

SasuCho Crack Song-fic. Sasuke runs off with Choji who's been dating Shikamaru. Sasuke often underestimates his opponents and Shadow-users are arguably one of the more dangerous enemies. Those two didn't have a chance.

Porque ya e sufrido demasiado... asqueroso summary

When her world is in ruins who will be there to pick up the pieces? SakuIno LEMON ONESHOT

A cute little one shot i wrote about Chouji and Ino, is based off of a song from Shreck the Musical.

ShikamaruxOC Shikamaru is surrounded by insanely over-bearing women: Ino, his mother, Sakura, even Temari. However, Saya is different. Instead of beating on him like all the others, she has a way of making him smile. ShikamaruxOC