GROCERY INCIDENTSCHAPTER 14

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Let's eat somewhere peaceful."

"Okay."

"I'll lead the way, but first, we'll need to stop at a few places,"

"Really, where?"

"You'll find out soon,"

Tenten giggled and looked up at the sky, but felt something wet on her cheeks.

CHAPTER 14

"N-Neji kun?"

Tenten was flushing a bright red as she giggled for she thought she knew what Neji was doing. She took her eyes to the corner and found green, slimy bird poop on the side! (I died laughing writing this. Okay, I'm undead.)… Note: It's the same bird that goes caw caw in some of the Naruto episodes.) Tenten turned pale and quickly dug into her pockets to find any napkins.

"Tenten, you have bird poop on your cheeks."

"Duh! I know!"

"Hold on."

"Huh?"

Tenten watched as Neji ran off into the distance and Tenten touched her cheek with the green slime on the tip of her fingers. "---BIRD!" Tenten screamed at the top of her lungs even though no one could hear her because they were now around the sparkling, vacant lake with not a person or thing in sight (Or so she thinks…). Well, except for the bird. Caw, caw! Tenten sighed and decided to sit down and wash her face in the lake instead for she was tired of waiting.

"Here Tenten."

Tenten looked at the neatly folded napkin and softly, elevated it out of its hold. She soaked it in the cool, refreshing water and gently tried to wipe the poop off her cheeks, but had some sort of problem.

"Here, I'll do it."

"A-are you sure?"

"Hn. Yeah."

Tenten handed Neji the napkin and Neji clasped it in his fingers as he gently wiped the green goop off her smooth cheeks. He crunched it into a ball and stood up to throw it away until he sensed one, no two, no three, four? There was someone watching, but whom and where? They were definitely professionals for Neji didn't sense them at first.

"Hey Neji kun."

"What?"

"I uh, want to tell you something…"

"Not now Tenten, there's…"

"Why not? I just want to say…"

Tenten was in close range to his face as he stared at her, still aware of the stalkers around them.

"Not now Tenten."

"Why not? We're alone…"

Neji couldn't push her out because she was so mesmerizing so he gave in and did the same thing. Move in closer and closer and closer until…CLICK! Two faces interfered by popping up from the middle of the two.

"BOOYAH! Pictures for blackmail!"

"WTF?"

"Hey! I'm going to use them for blackmail!"

"NARUTO? SHIKAMARU?"

"Yep!"

Tenten and Neji broke away and glared at the two guys still taking as many pictures as they could. Naruto and Shikamaru just chuckled as they continued to take pictures. Soon, Gai and Kakashi popped out from behind the bushes.

"HA HA HA! My dear youthful student's fires are sure burning! OOH!"

"…and then Shikata said, "I think I might be losing you…do you smell something? Iyoku chan, this is not the time to fart. It's the time to poop."

"Kakashi, stop reading that book and start taking pictures. I bet I can take ten times more pictures than you!"

"…and then the big, ugly, vulgar baka started screaming about poop. His name was Gai."

"WHAT!"

Tenten and Neji were stumped and the continuous noise got on their last nerves so they charged at the cameras like Chouji when someone's trying to steal his last potato chip.

"GIVE THE CAMERAS NOW OR YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME USE MY MONKEY KNUCKLES AND OPEN AN EXTRA CAN OF BUTT WHUP!"

END CHAPTER 14

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