GROCERY INCIDENTS CHAPTER 15

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What's happening so far?

"WHAT!"

Tenten and Neji were stumped and the continuous noise got on their last nerves so they charged at the cameras like Chouji when someone's trying to steal his last potato chip.

"GIVE THE CAMERAS NOW OR YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME USE MY MONKEY KNUCKLES AND OPEN AN EXTRA CAN OF BUTT WHUP!"

CHAPTER 15

"AAH! Tenten, Neji I'm sooo scared!" (sarcastically)

"Alright you guys! You made me!"

Tenten rushes to swipe the camera, but misses. Neji's eyes grow into looking like a crystal and veins pop out from the sides of his head. He bolts for the camera from Naruto's hands but misses.

"Shikamaru, get more pictures and then ready for plan B?"

"Heard you loud and clear Naruto."

Just as Neji and Tenten were about to almost snatch the cameras out of the holds, they were frozen. Gai and Kakashi took out their video cameras and started videotaping, while Neji and Tenten were petrified.

"Shikamaru! What the—are you doing!"
"Cool down Neji. You'll thank me after you're done."

"What?"

"Shikamaru! You baka! How can you treat a lady like this, let me go!"

"Sorry Tenten. No can do, besides, we're trying to help you two."

Tenten's patience was thin as she struggled to get away from Shikamaru's jutsu.

"What are you going to do Shikamaru!"
"You'll find out very soon."

"Holy---!"

Shikamaru moved forward which made Neji move forward while Tenten was still

petrified and now swallowing hard.

"Oy, Naruto, where's Temari?"

"Here I am! Are you using plan B already?"

"Yeah, hurry over here."

"Coming!"

Shikamaru walked forward with Temari walking towards him also. Shikamaru led Tenten's shadow to connect with Temari so Temari could control Tenten. (Ha ha. I made it up) Shikamaru walked closer and closer to Temari which made Neji move also until he and Tenten were just a couple millimeters away from each other.

"Shikamaru! You---! You better not do anything!"

"Don't worry…"

Tenten gasped as something soft met her lips while her eyes were closed. She opened her beautiful chocolate eyes which met with Neji's. WTF? Neji and Tenten thought as their mouths were moving without their commands. Holy--! This does not feel right...I do not want someone doing this for me...This is not whatI want. I want him to kiss me when he wants to...I don't want someone to make him... . Shikamaru and Temari were making out which also means Tenten and Neji would do the same.

Tenten felt relaxed, but couldn't believe her subordinates would do this. The two were kissing, but not passionately because they weren't doing it. Shikamaru and Temari were. Tenten and Neji tried to push each other away for this was not right at all, but couldn't. Shikamaru and Temari finally stopped and Neji and Tenten pushed each other quickly.

"Soo, how was it?"

"You--- ---! What the—was that for!"

Neji and Tenten screamed in unison.

"Neji, Tenten, don't tell us you didn't enjoy it."

"Uh…"

"You did didn't you."

Tenten felt hot inside and beads of water just rolled off of her blushing cheeks. She started running, deeper and deeper into the forest until she couldn't be seen.

"Neji, aren't you going to run after her!"

"No…"

CHAPTER 15 ENDS

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