Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Siri or any other creations of the masterful George Lucas. Nor do I own Whose Line Is It Anyway? or any of the games in it.

Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyways?

Chapter 2: Questions Only

Qui-Gon: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyways? Our next game---yes Obi-Wan?

Looks over to Obi-Wan who had raised his hand. Obi-Wan: May I be excused from this game?

Qui-Gon: No you may not, remember this is your pre trial trial.

Obi-Wan nods glumly.

Mace Windu who is sitting behind Qui-Gon pokes him in the back. Pre trial trial?

Qui-Gon: Well it was the only way to get them to agree to do this. He whispered back before turning back to the front. Now our next game is Questions Only. In this game we will start with Bruck and Obi-Wan, with Garen and Siri in the wings. If they don't ask in questions or hesitate I will ring the buzzer.The setting is Didi's Diner, you may start when ready.

Bruck and Obi-Wan face each other glaring.

Obi-Wan: May I have the special?

Bruck: Can you get it yourself?

Obi-Wan: But aren't you my waitress?

Bruck: Do you want to die now?

Obi-Wan: Do you want to kill me?

Bruck: Yes!

BUZZ

Bruck steps back and Garen comes forward.

Garen: Isn't this place crowded?

Obi-Wan: Aren't there lots of aliens here?

Garen: Do you think there are?

Obi-Wan: Have you met Didi?

Garen: Do I want to?

Obi-Wan: Will you answer my question?

Garen: Why don't you tell me?

Obi-Wan: I asked you first

BUZZ

Obi-Wan steps back and Siri walks forward.

Siri: Have you tried any of this soup?

Garen: Have you?

Siri: Do you know what is in it?

Garen: Do you think the contents are hazardous to our health?

Siri: Do you know who made it?

Garen: Um…

BUZZ

Bruck steps forward as Garen steps back.

Bruck: Do you come here often?

Siri: Who wants to know?

Bruck: Do you like avoid questions?

Siri: Do you like irritating me?

BUZZ

Qui-Gon: Ok, that's enough, 1000 points a piece…but don't get excited they don't mean a thing.

AN: I want to thank The Jedi Princess, daddies-little-girl90, and Sam for their wonderful reviews, hope you liked this chapter!