Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Siri or any other creations of the masterful George Lucas. Nor do I own Whose Line Is It Anyway? or any of the games in it.
Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Chapter 3: Scenes From A Hat
Qui-Gon: Next we are going to do a game called Scenes From A Hat. Now at the beginning of the show we ask the audience for suggestions and we put the best ones in a hat. Pulls out a storm trooper helmet and stares at the camera while waving his hand. You WILL forget that stormtroopers don't exist yet. The first one is what is the audience thinking right now?
Bruck: Man! The guy next to me smells like a bantha in heat.
Obi-Wan: I KNEW I should've gone before the show.
Garen: Is it just me or is it FREEZING in here?
Obi-Wan: Haha, if they only knew what I was REALLY thinking.
Siri: Who put the "kick me" sign on Qui-Gon's back?
BUZZ
Qui-Gon checks his back to find a sign there, he turns to Siri.
Qui-Gon: Did Adi put you up to that?
Siri: Maybe…Smirks.
Qui-Gon shakes his head. Things you wouldn't say to a Jedi Master.
Garen: Master Windu did anyone ever tell you that a purple lightsaber is "girly"?
Siri: I don't feel like meditating today, I think I will go shopping.
Obi-Wan: Who thought of the Jedi Code? I mean seriously it must have been invented by some boring old Master who never saw the light of day.
Garen: I don't want to be a Jedi anymore; can I be a bounty hunter?
Bruck: Do I have to go to class, there are some new holovids I want to check out.
BUZZ
Qui-Gon: Forgotten pieces of Jedi wisdom.
Obi-Wan: When failing to open a complicated lock, the lightsaber works wonders.
Garen; You can always count on droids to be annoying nuisances.
Bruck: A lightsaber shorting out is never a good thing.
Siri: Mind tricks can only be used on complete idiots.
BUZZ
Qui-Gon: HoloNet headlines.
Bruck: The Agri-Corps: A Article by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Most Senators Corrupt: Details Inside.
Garen: A Day In The Life Of A Jedi Padawan: By Garen Muln.
BUZZ
Qui-Gon: I'm going to give you each 2, 739 points…because I have nowhere else to put them.
AN: First off I want to send a big THANK YOU to Sam, The Dancing Cavalier, prisoneroaskaban, and Ewan Wyvernback for their lovely reviews. Next I will say that I have plans to do a Hoedown and after that I will take requests for games as long as they are possible. For example…can't really do sound effects or some of the other games, because its better to see and hear than to read. So send the requests in and I'll do my best to keep them coming as often I can.