Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Siri or any other creations of the masterful George Lucas. Nor do I own Whose Line Is It Anyway? or any of the games in it.
Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Chapter 5
Qui-Gon: I lied…there were no sponsors for this show…anyways…moving on to a Hoedown!
The four panelists groaned.
Qui-Gon: None of that now...usually we would ask the audience for suggestions for the song, but as we are all Jedi here we might as well do a Jedi Hoedown. With the assistance of Xanatos on the keyboard. Let's start.
The four Padawans stand up and get in a line and then the Hoedown music starts.
Garen: The Jedi starfighter program really did rock,
Flying everyday using our skills and a bit of luck.
Too bad the Senate decided they should shut it down,
Hey its not my fault it failed you idiotic clowns.
Siri and Obi-Wan do-si-do.
Bruck: As a Jedi I get to use a saber each day,
Serious weapons, they aren't for play,
My Jedi weapon always does shine,
Just hope that it short out for 36th time.
Siri: Mission after mission, things have never been easy,
Facing the Council is the one thing that makes me queasy.
Lucky as I am Obi-Wan has done it more,
Since facing them mostly is quite a bore.
Mace Windu shakes his head and starts muttering to himself, everyone else just laughs.
Obi-Wan: I am a Jedi, have been one all my life,
Bringing peace and justice to planets with strife.
With my Master Qui-Gon his hair is really wild,
I just better watch my back or he'll act like a child.
Everyone: Act like a child!
Qui-Gon: You must really want extra meditations Padawan. No matter 100 points a piece!
AN: I would like to thank my lovely reviewers Ewan Wyvernback,
Sam AkaLudivineLover and The Dancing Cavalier.