Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Siri or any other creations of the masterful George Lucas. Nor do I own Whose Line Is It Anyway? or any of the games in it.

Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Chapter 6: Superheroes

Qui-Gon: Welcome back to Whose--- what are you doing Padawan?

Only moments before, Obi-Wan stood up, and now he cleared his throat in dramatic fashion.

Obi-Wan: Master, how much more do we have to do?

Qui-Gon: Until I say you may stop, Padawan.

Obi-Wan: Can we have a break then?

Qui-Gon: No you may not.­ We have an audience here.

Obi-Wan: Please?

Qui-Gon: No.

The four panelists sigh.

Qui-Gon: Now, now, none of that. He scolded. Then Qui-Gon smiled and began to speak again. As I was saying before, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The place where the points don't matter, just like possessions to a Jedi. Now our next game is Superheroes! Garen, you are a superhero who needs to solve a problem. The other three will come in and assist one at a time. What I need from the audience is a problem for them to solve.

The entire audience yells at once.

Random Audience Member #1: All the Hutts have been kidnapped!

Random Audience Member #2: All the lightsabers have been stolen!

Qui-Gon: The first one I heard disturbed me… So I'll go with the second one. All the lightsabers have been stolen. Now we need a superhero name for Garen.

Audience yells out suggestions.

Random Audience Member #3: Captain Happy Pants!

Random Audience Member #4: Sergeant Sentimental!

Qui-Gon: Sergeant Sentimental will do nicely. Garen, you are Sergeant Sentimental and all the lightsabers have been stolen. You may start when ready.

Garen writes on his datapad and tearfully narrates.

Garen: And then they said I couldn't have a puppy! He sniffles into a handkerchief. I like puppies… Wait a moment; what is this? It looks like all the lightsabers have been stolen. Oh no, what are we going to do? Poor, poor lightsabers, away from their masters! Cries loudly. I sure hope my super friends arrive soon!

Bruck walks forward and over to Garen.

Bruck: Hello, what do you want?

Garen: Thank goodness you are here, Captain Clumsy!

Bruck shoots a subtle glare at Garen before starting to walk closer and tripping on his own foot.

Bruck: Stars and planets, that hurt!

Garen: All the lightsabers are missing!

Bruck: Oh… Right…­ Um…Giggles nervously. Is anyone else coming?

Garen: I hope so. Bursts into tears once more.

Siri walks forward.

Bruck: Thank goodness you are here, Paranoia Girl!

Siri: Oh no, what's wrong? Something must be wrong for you to have asked for me to come. I hope nothing is wrong; is there something wrong? Because if there is, it can't be anything good.

Bruck: Did you catch any of that?

Garen: No, but I'm so happy she is here. Gives a happy sigh and stares off into space. Now she can save the kidnapped lightsabers.

Siri: The lightsabers were kidnapped? Oh dear, what's going to happen now? Poor Jedi without lightsabers. How do we get them back; will we ever get them back? Someone answer me!

Obi-Wan walks up to Siri.

Obi-Wan: Hello…

Siri: Thank goodness you are here, Bad Tempered Droid Boy!

Obi-Wan stands up straight and glares at Siri. He tries to talk like a droid would.

Obi-Wan: What do you want, you idiotic humanoid lifeform?

Siri: He is evil. Someone save me from the evil droid. What are we going to do? What if he kills me in the night?

Bruck: Relax Paranoia Girl, it's just Droid Boy…­Bruck walks over by Obi-Wan, who puts out a foot and trips him. He falls down and hits his nose. Oops… What did you do that for?

Obi-Wan: Who is Oafy now? HA HA HA HA! Walks away.

Siri: I should follow him. What if he gets hurt? And if he gets hurt, he might need medical attention. And I should follow so I can give it to him, if he needs it. Must go!

Leaves.

Garen bursts into tears once more. But we never solved the problem… No more lightsabers.

Bruck: Well actually it is… You see, I kinda dropped them in the lake. Blushes and runs away.

Garen: One more problem solved. I want hot cocoa and a teddy bear! Walks away as Qui-Gon presses the buzzer.

Qui-Gon: That was…­ Interesting. Well 100,000,000 points to everyone! Hey, you're Jedi, so you couldn't spend them even if they were real!

Everyone groans.

AN: I want to give a big THANK YOU to my reviewers… you-owe-me-one cannoli, prisoneroaskaban, Sam, The Dancing Cavalier, vsztym, and Jacen fan. You guys certainly inspire me to keep writing this. Thanks again.