ITS DISCLAIMER TIME!
I do not own the teen titans... I do however own the cake that robin ate, (not that he left any for me!) grumbles
annywhosies i am updating quickly this time see!
no umm uh SIX! ha ha success! no six month wait for you guys this time! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Last time on this fic:
ok ok control yourself your a big girl now
you can look at a brownie and not eat it
raven looks at the brownie on the dresser and bites her bottom lip then shuts her eyes
"arrrrrrrrgh no I cant! I MUST HAVE THAT BROWNIE!"
ten seconds later
the brownie is finished and all over ravens face
man I have poor self control
THIS TIME!
"finally I'm off that pole! now to get some sle..." but Cyborg was interrupted cause
suddenly the alarm went off and everyone runs out of their rooms and into the main room
"Aw man!"
in the main room
a seemingly back to normal robin stands there waiting for everyone to arrive
then as soon as everyone arrives he locks all the doors
"dude what's going on?"
"yea what is going on friend Robin?"
"nothin" robin replied "nothings wrong"
"oh" says Cyborg relieved "well then i guess we can all go to sleep then right?"
"No" robin says "not without a BEDTIME STORY!"
the titans sweatdrop
"now the holy remote has chosen the story..."
all the titans look scared as robin pulls out a thin orange hard cover book
"GREEN EGGS AND HAM!"
"alright! dude I love that story!"
"yea same here bring it on!"
"I have never heard this story but from what I have heard from readers digest its a good one!"
all the titans give her a weird look
"what?"
"that book is just about the most annoying thing ever!" exclaims raven
"lets begin," starts robin "Green eggs and ham, by Dr. Seuss"
"I am Sam" Robin starts out in a freaky voice "Sam I am" robin continues in the same freaky voice
"That Sam I am that Sam I am I do not like that Sam I am!"
robin says in a high pitched voice "do you like green eggs and ham?" robin asks in a freaky voice...
MANY RHYMES LATER...
"thank you, thank you, Sam I am"
all the titans are seriously freaked out by now, raven looks rather annoyed,
beast boy is hiding in the corner, rocking back in forth in the fetal position,
Cyborg is scared stiff( he cant move) and Starfire looks disappointed
"that wasn't what I was expecting, this book is not good it is not good at all" says Starfire
"is it over? is it over?" asks BB "oh please tell me its over!"
Cyborg is still not moving
"well you just gave a whole new definition to the words story time" Raven adds
"and you've scared these dolts more than i ever could have, good for you!"
he is freaking me out! ok ok try to leave the room unnoticed keep up the compliments
and look for a way out god please don't let him "read it again!"
all the titans look at her
"read it again? why that's a great idea!"
robin exclaims while the other titans are glaring at Raven
"did i say that out loud?" raven asks
"Ill just ask the holy remote and see what he says!"
everyone is hoping the remote will somehow miraculously say no "he says yes!" but to no avail
"all right everyone gather round!"
when robin sees that no one is listening to him he pulls out a light saber from out of nowhere and threatens everyone
"I SAID GATHER ROUND!"
everyone hurries to grab a place to sit as far away from robin as possible
"now now why are we so far away?" robin asks " come closer...or else!"
everyone rushes to sit close to robin as robin pulls out the book again
"good now lets begin, Green Eggs and Ham, by Dr. Seuss"
and in every ones head the same thought is occurring
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and I used to love this book!"
a sniffle is heard and robin stops his reading
"THERE WILL BE SILENCE WHILE THE HOLY REMOTE IS ENJOYING HIS STORY TIME
OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!"
robin shouts while the rest of the titans shrink into each other
"IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!" all the titans nod their heads "good now, not in a house not with a mouse..."
and this continued for the rest of the night
"thank you thank you Sam I am" robin read for what had to be the hundredth time that day
"ok guys the holy remote says that its time for bed!"
all the titans cheer
"get a goodnights rest though tomorrow we have to get up at 0500 for the super secret morning work out that the holy remote has planned out!"
"but Dude!" Beast boy whined "its" stops and counts out military time "0455!"
"well then you better get sleeping shouldn't you!"
robin yelled as the titans ran to their rooms to be awakened 5 minutes later by a newly hypered up robin
as soon as the other titans went to their rooms robin picked up the phone
and dialed the travel agency to make a reservation then after being told that they didnt open till 0800
he hung up and went in to the kitchen
now that they are gone I must go prepare my bathy wathy! but first abit of cake mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake!
robin thought as he ate more cake then decided to let the other titans sleep in for a bit longer
as he picked up his hammer and nails at 0459 and started hammering away at exactly 0500
TO BE CONTINUED...
NEXT TIME ON (checks title) Cyborg's Birthday and the hyper robin? what kind of stupid name is that? what? oh right
What is up with the Book Green Eggs and Ham?
WHERE IS ROBIN GOING DAMNIT! WHERE!
and why wasnt i invited?
what is this super secret workout that i know nothing about?
still havent found my money...(looks around suspiciously)
and why hasn't that cake run out yet?
WHY!
and now the moment youve all been waiting for...
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