A/N: Hello KTHM here. Okay this is my first and short chapter of 'How To Take Over The World!' I'm not very good at being "funny" but I try. IDEAS ARE WELCOME! In fact, if you have an idea on how to take over the world, just send me the idea in a review (all are welcome) and I'll be more then happy to write a chapter on it. So anywho, here we go.

Summery: Slade has a book on how to take over the world. Here are some of his ideas. REMEMBER: I USE BAD LANGUAGE IN A LOT OF MY STUFF, SO THIS IS RATED FOR SOME LANGUAGE.

Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans.

…As each generation comes by, we can see that it slopes lower then the last. Less people outside, more people inside, watching their TV's, playing their game systems, doing stuff on their computer. People are occupied in new and flashy stuff, which keeps them inside. The human race seems to be bored without their electronics.

Teenagers on cell phones, talking non-stop, wasting their minutes, spending money just by talking. Businessmen and women on laptops, neglecting their families who wait patiently for their return home from work, typing away constantly, not paying attention to the world around them. Children playing on their game systems, watching TV, refusing to go skateboarding or bike riding.

"I'll finish up in a second, mom. Teena is going away for a week and she might not be able to get any bars where she's at."

"Just a minute honey, I have to finish up this paper work on the computer."

"Okay! Okay, lemme just finish this round. I'm beating this guy by a lot of points."

Excuses! Excuses! Things I'm sure some of us say. Electronics are our occupation.

Idea number thirty-seven

First steal 'Control Freaks' remote thingy. After all you are a villain, you have to steal stuff from villains lesser then you. Then take a really big gun, go down to the electronic store, and shoot at the windows. When all the windows have holes in them, make sure everyone is on the floor. Once you see that everyone is on the floor, make a dramatic entrance.

Say something like, "Your cravings for electronics will be your own death." But don't make it sound so cheesy. Then press a zillion buttons on the remote thingy so that all the stuff in the store comes to life and goes crazy and shit.

Watch as people run and scream. Laugh hysterically. Also, think of this as a game, the more people that run and scream, more points. When Teen Titans show up, less points. If Titans show up, which they are most likely to, use control and throw it at Robin's head. If necessary, kick teen ass!

SUCCESS! Now go and destroy the world!

Slade's notes: Take idea number thirty-seven and burn it. This should give you an idea on how to take over the world too.

A/N: Whoo-hoo! Completed this chapter on 'how to take over the world'. This was very short, because if you have read my other story, "Two Parts of Me" you would know, I don't like to go on writing stories and then find out that nobody wants to read it.

So ideas are welcome and if you are into AVATAR THE LAST AIR BENDER, my friend Queen Of The Leos is writing a 'How to take over the world-air bending style'. Well please R&R! Thank you, KTHM over and out! WEEEEEE!