A/N: Ello ello, love! So how's everyone? Thanks for the reviews. Thanks for the ideas guy's but I'll be using my own in this chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans

This chapter is dedicated to my best friend, Devi and Queen of the Leo's for always being there and supporting my stories. And because you guy's will be the ones helping me take over the world, though I get all the credit, thank you.

Have you ever waited to get a free sample in the grocery store? How about, you only joined a club for a free t-shirt? Face it, a lot of us love free stuff. A lot of us look forward to our birthdays and holidays so we can get free stuff.

Idea number nineteen

Okay first get a thingy that you can sell. For instance lemonade…cough or those manuals in the last chapter cough!

Now make a bunch of hats and put mind controlling devices in them. As you put the mind controlling thingy's in the hats do a loud, "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" we can never forget the villain laugh and since this is just such a great idea, you should do that laugh more often. You know work on it for ruling the world! (A/N: I typed that when I was listening to 'Funky Town')

Okay so now bring back the memory of when you were a little evil child. Remember how you made those explosive glasses of lemonade? MUHAHAHAHAHA! (Are you working on that laugh? DO IT NOW!) Well we all had our workstations, small wooden stands. Make a wooden stand and make a sign.

Label the sign, "Lemonade and/or manuals. Free hats!" Now just wait a couple of minutes and you should have a bunch of customers. The mind controlling devices should create major armies and you can now take over the world. Have fun ruling the world! Kick major teen ass if necessary.

Slade's notes: Fuck! I forgot to put in a control! Now I just got complaints that the hats were uncomfortable. Note to self; remember control for the mind controlling device next time!

A/N: Hello! Sorry it took me a while to update, I wasn't so sure if this would be a good chapter. So tell me what you think, in a review! TTYL! Thanks reviewers! I went backwards so sorry if you were my first reviewer and I put you last.

Phantom Moon: Okay you know that I want to take over the world, and I think I figured that you want to take over the world, so how 'bout when I take over the world, I give you a very large country and you can rule that! Sound like a deal? LOL! Thanks for reviewing and putting me on your favorites, at least I think you did. Oh well!

The violent tomboy: Hey thanks! Yeah, I'll try that. You'll know I did that chapter on food when I dedicate the chapter to you! Thanks for reviewing!

TigerHelix: Yeah, I'll look into it. I can always look forward to your reviews cuz you give me IDEAS! This is not pressuring you for ideas or anything, I just don't always have ideas, like I go brain dead sometimes, you know? I could use some help, and that's why ideas are welcome! Thanks for reviewing.

Tim Fortune: Yes, still weird! I am weird! Booga booga booga! That was random, so thanks for reviewing.

Queen of the Leos: HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!

SpazztheSlob: You read my story? WHEN YOU WERE SICK! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU IN BED? YOU SHOULD GET BETTER FIRST! Man you make me worry. Okay well I hope you feel better. Get well soon. Thanks for reviewing!

Really: Best friend? You're so crazy! Thanks for reviewing, even though I threatened you with a gun pointed to your head! LOL! Call ya later!