A/N: Howdy everyone! Yo, I am back from the state of Yorkiness and the country of maple leaves. …. Okay if you haven't gotten it yet, I'm talking about New York and Canada. It was fun and New York City is HUGE! Mom say's she's thinking about moving to Canada, because it was nice there. (Cry's uncontrollably)

Anywho, so I just started a new story! CHECK OUT ME NEW STORY! IT IS GOOD LIKE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM, YEAH! Yeah, well check it out. So on with my chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans! (OMG! BUT IN NY THEY HAD A TOWER THAT LOOKED LIKE THE 'T' TOWER! If you want details ask in a review.)

Dedicated to all those people who want to take over the world and my dad, because he gave me this idea, and he just LOOOOOOVES ice cream! I love you, dad! And I love you wanting-to-rule-the-world people but, I don't like to share. MUHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. Cough not really cough!

Warning: Also, this chapter is dedicated for all those Ice Cream Lovers.

…Lately, it's been hot. People are sitting outside, fanning themselves with paper fans; others are spraying each other with hoses. However you tried to keep yourself cool, nothing seems to work. The worst part is, is that the A/C inside has broken down. No air conditioner? That's terrible.

You flop yourself down in a lawn chair and try to take your mind off the heat. The heat becomes so unbearable that you can see heat waves coming up from the street. You wipe the sweat on your forehead away with they back of your arm.

"Man, it's hot!" You state the obvious.

Standing up, you begin to head inside. As you walk up to your house something stops you. The jingle that you always loved to hear on hot days fills the air- like someone with bad gas.

You lash around and stare at the beautiful, sparkling, metal van, with the lovely man that sits inside and ask you polite stuff. Well actually it was a pretty rundown and beat up van and the only reason it sparkled was because the sun was reflecting off the metal. And the man inside wasn't all that nice; he liked to yell at you if you didn't know what you wanted when you were next. Never mind that, but the reason it was so beautiful was because it was the…ICE CREAM MAN!

(A/N: 'Kay, so how's everyone liking the story? Good so far I hope. Now this is to everyone who either lives or knows an Ice cream person. DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY! If you take it personal, please, do not hesitate to send a flame. I do enjoy a good laugh with my friends.)

You rub your hands together in anticipation, as it is your turn next. You walk up to the ice cream man and slam your hands on the small counter window.

"Me. Want. Fudge bar." You are now caveman.

"Sorry," The ice-cream man snorts, "All out of ice cream." He coughs a brutal cough and then snorts again. He rubs his hairy double chin and then waddles back to his drivers seat.

"WHAT!" You scream as you dig your nails into the metal van.

"Come back next week." He say's and begins to start up the engine.

"ARRRRGH!" White foam starts to pour out of your mouth and you jump onto the van.

"Me. Want. Ice cream. No ice cream? You die." You get an evil look in your eye.

"Hey, what are you doing! Is that a knife? Get away! Help! Help!" The ice cream man presses himself up against the rear window.

"BWHAHAHAHAH-HAHA!" You laugh.

And there you have it; lots of people love ice cream. Some people love it so much; they'd kill for it. And other people absolutely despise ice cream that they would kill it. Personally, I like chocolate, anything chocolate actually, because I don't like tangy, sour stuff, cause one time I was eating sour patch kids and then…oh wait never mind!

Idea number twenty zillion…

For this nice ice cream idea, it will be pure force and quite easy. Take the world hostage by saying you'll destroy all the ice cream factories. People will be in such terror, that they will bow down to you.

For fun, destroy one ice cream place so they know you're not messing around. Have fun ruling the world! This was a great and simple plan, for most beginners. But if this idea is for beginners then why is it number twenty zillion? That's weird. You should probably move this to idea number one when you get the chance.

Now rule happily. Kick major teen ass if necessary! (That is the most important rule to remember)

Slade's notes: What is THAT suppose to mean? For beginners? I AMNOT A BEGINNER! I am a professional world destroyer. Because Idea number twenty zillion – and zillion is not a number – has insulted me, I am now going to be forced to eat it. I will serve it in Ice cream cones! There, now that's a good idea! Stupid…mumble…idea…insulting me.

A/N: Howdy ya'll! Okay I would just like to say, I am terribly sick! I went to the hospital and they said that I'm really sick. I want to say that I blame this because of starting school and I blame it on one of my precious reviewers, SpazztheSlob! Spazz was sick and now I have caught that sickness through the computer. LOL! Just kidding! But I still am terribly ill! I will go die in my bed now, review and I will not die.

Also, I started a new story called my 'Ditzy Daughter'. Would some people please be so kind to check it out? I only have like 2 reviews for it.

Happy waves and good luck for school starting! HAPPY LABOR DAY! Thank you reviewers…

Numbah-1-RAVEN: Weeeee…. I'm glad you like me story! You know, I decided that when I do actually take over the world, I will torture all the people I hate. Okay personally I hate Hillary Duff. I'm sorry if some people like her, and I hope people wont stop reading my story because of that. But I really hate H.D. I hate her with a passion! OH GOD! I WANT TO RIP OUT HER PERFECT BLOND HAIR AND WHITE STRAIGHT TEETH! I have dark, yucky blond hair and braces. Why does god have to make perfect people? WHY? Oh, um…sorry! Well, I'm glad you reviewed. I have to go lie down now, I'm not feeling to well again!

Astera121: LOL! Yeah, I know what you mean! I try to update every week, but lately, I'm feeling really sick! I have to take it easy for a little while longer and I'll update when I can. Thank you very much for reviewing.

TigerHelix: I don't know about that idea, I mean it's not that bad but I wouldn't want to offend anyone you know? I think I'll take your idea and make it kind of different. How does that sound? Thank you for reviewing. I have to go throw up now. BLEACH! Yep, I'm really sick!

Q.O.T.L.: I wasn't feeling up to typing much more, so I just shortened your name. Will you buy me a Sonic Death Monkey? I don't feel good. Come over and take care of me. (cry's)

SpazztheSlob: You meanie! Did you read my A/N above? LOL! I'm just kidding. When I was on vacation, some people on the plane behind us were really sick and I kind of got what they got. So now it's my turn to wander around the house sick. Though I start school Tuesday. Great! Well thank you for reviewing. Does this chapter stink? I wouldn't know. I was still really sick when I wrote it.