A/N: Hello everybody and welcome to How to take over the world 6! As of my reviewers, why is it that I didn't get very many, hmmm? NOW YOU WILL ALL SUFFER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to wait really long before I put up chapter 7 now. That depends if some people review during this time.

I'm still so sick and it is taking me a while to type things up. So just be a little patient, I'm in a lot of pain. Really, I am. I have bronchitis. It hurts, bad. Well here is chapter 6.

Dedicated to the people who gave me ideas and TigerHelix for the really weird ones. 'Kay and also to SpazztheSlob, Cause Spazz 'izza big meanie. And, and, cause he made me sick. LOL! J/K! It's okay Spazz.

Warning: Rated for pointless shit and teletubbies. OH FUCK! GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME!

Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans or any of the terrible kid shows I list below.

…Sadly, our aspects of shows are sinking to a terrible and ultimate level. You see most of our viewers are children under the age of 9 and 8. Children (and their parents) this young demand TV shows they can watch without their age being in the way. So the TV companies put up shows they can watch, forcing us older people to watch it with them during the week, if we aren't in school.

To dismay, these shows are so fucking terrible that we, teenagers and older people, are forced to turn off the TV and walk away. The shock and distress that these shows put us through, last quite a lifetime. I can still hear the 'Ellwo' from those dreadful walking, stuffed animals called, 'Teletubies'

Yes, I also cried the night when I first heard; 'The Wiggles' sing one of their songs. I sadly had to watch my best friend, Lauren fade away into the dancing with her baby sister. 'Barney' and 'Barney and friends' were always a favorite with the young ones, as well. I personally have to say watching 'Dora the Explorer' made looking like getting your teeth getting drilled in, pretty good. But 'Bob the builder' wanted me to slam a hammer through the TV, how's that a friendly construction for you? Remember, that fucking phrase, "Can we do it? Yes we can!" Yeah we can do it, slam a hammer through the TV that is.

Necessarily, these shows are what drive half of us people crazy. If you are someone over the age of 10 years, and you enjoy these shows I really have to suggest going outside and screaming, "I'M A WEIRD SON OF A BITCH WHO LIKES REALLY STUPID SHOWS. SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH THESE SHOWS, I FEEL LIKE A PERVERT GETTING CLOSER TO CHILDREN." Now I'm sure this will cure you of your baby watching and you will think, 'Wow, I'm never going to children shows ever again.' as the cops drag you out of your yard and into their police car. If you watch the TV shows, "Cops" then you should have a good idea of this.

Now to those fellow teenagers, please, please, especially the ones who wear the 'Dora the Explorer' and 'Bob the builder' backpacks, please, do NOT wear those backpacks. It makes people cry. No they are not cute. They are retarded and I truly think poorly of them. Little kids where those ugly backpacks, not teenagers in junior high and high school.

Idea number nineteen hundred and three…

Notice how people suffer from this terrible tragedy, of which is 'Kid shows.' Those terrible kiddy voices, those stupid opening songs, and those goofy dances whenever something goes right. Yuck!…Yuck, yuck, yuck. Some people are said to have committed suicide just because these shows drive people crazy.

If you were to make a TV show so terrible, as this, people would beg you to turn it off. Giving you the power you need.

First start off with a good idea to your producers. If they like it, it should premier in less then 2 months.

Second, make the show a kid show. Use those wacky songs. Stupid dances. And anything that would drive people crazy.

Third and last step. Just get your producers to air the show. That's all you have to do.

Have fun ruling the world. Kick major teen ass if necessary.

Slade's notes: What the hell? What the HELL! Seriously! I got the worst reviews for that shit. Do you realize how terrible that was? God! I hate TV business. Just…. god. Who is the author of this book? This stuff is stupid. I'm going to go blow up stuff now. Good-bye. Now great, I'm talking to my notes.

A/N: Pointless or what? Well, tell me what you think in a review. I'll update my other teen titan stories in the next day or so. I feel a lot better after a week or so. So now I can write a little faster. Now, to my reviewers.

Queen of the Leos: Yo, have a safe trip! Get back soon. I'll miss you. TTYL!

Phantom Moon: LOL! Ice cream is pretty good. Thank you fro reviewing.

SpazztheSlob: Ahoy! I really got into that word. So I'm feeling better now. It's okay, you're no meanie. Or are you? Ahem, well I haven't really cared much for school lately. I'm quiet and I do my work. That should be enough right? Yeah, well thanks for reviewing.