A/N: OMG! I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK ON FAN FICTION! I was entering a world of confusion and gross out ness. I went to instead of for a while. Their stories are good, but I cry because I was just so lost. If you are a Yaoi or slash or GAY or whatever people call it, they got lots of those stories. I did not read any of those stories, because I'm not like that. But there are lots of those stories.

Now dedications: To...ME, because I am so amazing. No, I kid. I kid. To all my precious reviewers and idea givers. I shall smooch you all. LOL! No, I kid. I kid.

Disclaimer: I do not own Slade, and all his evilness, or the teen titans.

…Water: (n.) Liquid that descends from the clouds as rain, forms streams, lakes, and seas, and is a major constituent of all living matter and that when pure is an odorless, tasteless, very slightly compressible liquid oxide of hydrogen H 2 O which appears bluish in thick layers, freezes at 0° C and boils at 100° C, has a maximum density at 4° C and a high specific heat, is feebly ionized to hydrogen and hydroxyl ions, and is a poor conductor of electricity and a good solvent.

Water is the source of everybody. We drink it to live and keep us dehydrated. Our bodies are 90 percent water. But with people and their littering habits, our water is contaminated. What if water completely dried up one day? Then we would all be shit out of luck. Now, water is what keeps us alive, we should treat it right.

Idea number five hundred and ninety seven…

With all your scientific brainpowers, make a substance called 'Sladey Substance' Make it with chemical powers and brain controlling powers. Then take it down to a lake where people get their water. Pour a drop of it in the water and prepare for slaves to gather.

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon of that white powder you've kept in the cabinet for over a year.

2 teaspoons of the brown mold that grows on carrots.

5 cups of sugar.

1 pinch of nose hair.

2 dashes of brain controlling stuff.

1 cup of love optional

Slade's notes: The…uh…solution didn't work. The water over powered it and nobody could get the solution in their blood stream or their brains. It's like peeing in a huge lake. Nobody can see it or taste it. Oh, and I fed the solution to Muffy, my terrier. I think he's really sick. He's been acting really weird after I fed him the stuff. I also think the people who would've drank the solution, would think it looks like throw up. It was kind of brown and chunky.

A/N: Uh, sorry about the short chapter. I had a longer one going before, but I'll post that one up next week. Thank you reviewers.

Phantom Moon: OMG! Are you serious? That is terrible. He killed his children? Wow, that's scary. Yeah, one hell of a father. Thanks for reviewing!

The violent tomboy: Yeah sure. Of course, I'll check out your story. But in my A/N you know that I have been on a different website reading other stuff so I haven't gotten around to reading it yet, I'll read your story soon though. I'll use your idea of course, too. Thank you so much for reviewing.

Shipping –Slob: Sorry this was such a short chapter. I'm really sorry about the typo. I apologize. You really thought the last chapter was funny? I thought it wasn't written well. I was thinking about deleting it. Oh, well thank you for reviewing.

Overactive mind: I loved this idea! I started writing it last week but thought of a different idea and quickly used that one. I will finish your idea and use it next week. I'm trying to please all my reviewers and do all their ideas before mine. But I couldn't help this one. My dad made me write it. Thanks for reviewing.

Queen of the Leos: I am not! Well sometimes… (stops and thinks about it)

Slythergirl2004: I'm glad you like it. Thank you so much for sending one of those…thingies. Reviews….yeah. Brain fart! XD

Chineselookin'Gal: I PROMISE I will get around to your story. I'm sorry, I just started high school a couple of weeks ago and I've been piled down with lots of work. Thank you so much for reviewing. Sorry again.

Tim Fortune: You, like no? I do not know where the Kittens came in. Thanks for the review.

Infamous one: I LOOOOVE DDR! I find it an obsession. Yes, indeed I shall use your idea. Just give me a while to type it up. Thanks for reviewing.

Thank you all for reviewing.