A/N: I just want to say that I am trying to do everyone's ideas, but it's taking me a while. So please, please just lay off on the ideas for a while. Until I can really start using them again, just lay off. I really appreciate everyone for giving me the ideas but I want to try everyone's ideas. (Smiles) The ideas are pouring down on me like Gods blessing. No I kid. I kid. I'm too demented to be blessed (J/K). Now on with me story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans. Or Slade.

Dedications: Kay I promised Overactive Mind that I would use his idea. (Heh heh after my last typo, I had to look on the profile to see if you were a boy or girl) Thank you Overactive Mind. Snaps for OV (just watched Legally Blond)

Beware: Short chapter but an extra in the ending…


… Run in terror! Hide in fear! Lock your doors, for it is coming. But no matter how far we run or how good we hide, they will get you. For they are HORMONES! Yes, it is what us teenagers dread most. Those terrible little things that make us crave something from the opposite gender. We can't avoid them though, they sneak up on us. Like this!

(Rattle in bushes)

Teenager: (Looks over shoulder) Hmmm?

(Rattle in bushes again)

Teenager: (Looks back) Huh?

(Something tiptoes up behind Teenager.)

Teenager: (Looks behind him) AHHHHH! Oh no! It's hormones. (Grabs head) Oh…no…girls…in my…brain! AHHHH!

Yeah hormones sneak up on you just like that. Just to make that clear it was a guy who the hormones got. I don't want to make it all slash or Yaoi like, sorry. Now what if your hormones were so bad that you couldn't even think straight?

Idea number five hundred and one…

Hormone enhancer chemical. Make a Hormone enhancer chemical to stick in the Titans waffles. When they're to busy making out, you take over the world. Have fun ruling the world. Kick major teen ass if necessary.

Slade's notes: Phsh! Yeah right. Like the Teen Titans would make out with each other. Ha! Ha! Ha! They would probably be stuck in their bedrooms all doing God knows what! Duh! Have you noticed none of them have the freakin courage to tell each other how they feel? They would take care of their hormones on their own time. Robin would blow up from blushing around Starfire and Raven so much. Whoa! Actually that would be pretty cool.

A/N: Yes short chapter but I have an extra for everybody! Here you go!

…Is your teenager not really…'growing'? Is he and/or she not really having the opposite gender on mind? Well buy our 'Hormone enhancer kit™'

The kit includes: one bottle of Hormone enhancer chemical. A package of waffle mix. A phone number to the closest boy and or girl not dating. If you want to 'inject' the chemical into your son and/or daughter, buy the 'Hormone enhancer kit for Doctors™'. This kit comes with a shot and the Hormone chemical.

Both of these packages are $39.99 each. But call now and get an extra kit free.

Hormone Enhance Kit corporate is not responsible for anything that goes really, really bad to your son and/or daughter. Thank you!…


A/N: THANK YOU OVERACTIVE MIND!Okay, I'm sorry if this chapter was really short. Thank you all my reviewers! Now last week the website I was on was Fan Press. Sorry if it got caught off. I also heard there was a rumor going around that I can't reply to my reviewers. Is this true? AND TO 'ENOTHERCLASS' I AM SO SORRY I NEVER CAUGHT YOUR REVIEW.

I still will put my thank yous but just no message next to it. Sorry! Until someone can tell me if it's okay to put up my thank yous then there's no reply's. I don't want to get into trouble.

THANK YOU…

STARGAZER SARAH

GOBEUL

TIM FORTUNE

TIGER HELIX

QUEEN OF THE LEOS

INFAMOUS ONE

SHIPPING SLOB

SLYTHERGRL2004

ENOTHERCLASS

Thank you all…

Until next week Kristen