A/N: Yeah, I'm still alive. I'm just having a rough time in school. Well, how was everyone's Halloween?

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans and blah, blah, blah.

Dedications to: Violent Tomboy. You're not the only one who came up with this idea. My best friend did not too long ago. But you kind of reminded me so thanks.

… Let us bow down to the almighty computer. Oh, how it solves all our problems. Yes, the computer is there for; homework, entertainment (duh), typing, etcetera. But the computer has its helpers, for instance, it must have the Internet, for it to so to great lengths. The computer is one of the biggest things we are all on.

The computer is our friend. But when the computer does bad things, like shuts down, freezes up, or is too slow, then we beat it with a stick. We find that we can all love the computer and hate it! With a passion!

Now there have been problems on the Internet. You can be talking to some 40-year-old man on the computer and don't even know. And then there's the hacking thing and the identity theft. (My mom got identity theft and that was not cool!)

Even through the problems, we can love the computer. But, what if the computer turned on us? Dun, dun, dun!

Idea nine hundred and seventy four…

Viruses, they are the main thing we are all despise when trying to take over the world on the Internet. You see, viruses are those little, pesky things that destroy the computer. They're almost like fly's.

To take over the world for this chapter you basically need a virus. Make this the "Shlade Virus." (If you're going to use your name, mix it around a little or add an extra letter)

Whenever there's a virus, it destroys your computer in some kind of crazy, freaky way. Like, monkeys appear all over the screen. Or your computer starts making these noises like they're going to fart or something.

Now for your computer virus, let's make dancing babies appear all over the screen. Then the computer will start talking and saying that it has, 'a belly ache'. (Boy that would freak me out) Now, for the final thing to make the computer have an official virus, make it freeze all up. People hate that!

Send these viruses around the world, until people promise to bow down to you. Kick major teen ass if necessary.

Slade's notes: This was a brilliant plan…at first. As soon as I sent out the virus, my computer started freezing up and whenever I clicked the 'exit' button, some advertisement would pop up asking it I wanted my breasts to be bigger. I'm a man! Then the computer wouldn't restart and the monitor wouldn't shut off. But the worst part is, is that I had to have a computer repairman come and try to fix it. And he only hit it with a hammer, and then he said it was broken. Ugh! I think I better find a new computer.

A/N: Kay, sorry that took a while. If you are and/or know a computer repairman, no offense. I was just using it as someone to piss off Slade. He's so cute when he's angry. Now, I'll start accepting ideas again. How was everyone's Halloween? Well thank you reviewers.

Infamous one: LOL! Indeed, I was thinking more along the lines of a bear biting Slade's head. Oh well. Thanks for reviewing.

Devi: Hey, I do know you. You're my best friend, now it's okay when it takes you a couple of months to review. Thanks buddy.

Chineselookin'Gal: Yes, I am sorry it took me a while. But the one who needs to update soon, is you my dear friend. Thanks for reviewing, but keep going on the story, don't give it up.

Phantom Moon: Yesh indeedy, me too. Thanks.

Overactive Mind: Whoa, chill. Your idea rocked, it really did. I just had a hard time figuring out how Slade would screw it up. But I thought it would be kind of funny if he thought it was a funny idea. I even made a bonus chapter thing because I liked the idea. I'm accepting ideas again. Thanks.

Shipping-Slob: (blushes) AWWWW! You love me? Well friend, I love you too. LOL! J/K I'm glad you liked that chapter and I hope you like this one. You'll be one of my favorite reviewers. Yah!

The violent Tomboy: Yeah, just the other day my friend mentioned using the Internet and then you gave me the idea. I hoped you liked this chapter. I'm sorry it took me a while.

Slythergirl2004: Yes, I would also throw them out the window. When I was little I wanted one so bad. Now they're just annoying. Thanks.