A/N: Yo! How's it going y'all? Yes I know I am a day late. But I got caught up in some stuff. Anyways, Shipping-Slob made it a point that I now can't reply to my reviewers. Sorry. Anyways here you go.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans! Yeah! Let's here it for the people who don't own Teen Titans. Yah!

Dedications: To my little brother, who found that chocolate really does make you gain weight!

Warning: No offense to chocolate lovers. I am one myself! And this is a very short chapter.

… Sweet, sweet, sweet chocolate! The sugary, velvety, milky, smooth, rich, creamy, brown, rectangular chocolate. Chocolate comes in all colors (especially M&M's): brown, white, black, green (yuck), blue, red, and yellow. What can most of us say? We love chocolate.

Chocolate is great for all special occasions: Weddings, dates, birthdays, Halloween, and most importantly the day of love, Valentines Day.

But there are times when we have a tendency to overeat chocolate. The sugar helps us gain weight, which leads to obesity. (No offense to anyone) But the chocolate…oh how it so good. There is other candy but some people would rather shun it away then leave their beloved chocolate.

Idea nine hundred and eighty three...

How the world has become with chocolate, hand out free candy bars. In the candy bars put 2 chemicals, one that makes people want more and more. The second another mind controlling device not seen by the naked eye or tasted with the naked tongue. Then add extra sugar so that in each candy bar people gain more and more weight. When every single person in the world has consumed at least three of your candy bars use the mind controlling device to force the brain to expand the eaters stomach, that way the consumer gets larger and larger.

Then that way every single person in the world is as big as a blimp and not able to walk. You will have no problem kicking the Titans butt and no one would be able to rebel even if they did try to lose the weight. The brain would still be tricking the person's stomach to expand. (Let's see it's not the legs or the arms, it's the stomach. So you would probably look all skinny on your legs and your arms and then you're rolling around on your stomach. Nice.)

Triumph! You have successfully taken over the world. Kick major teen ass if necessary (snicker, but you probably wont have to. MUHAHAHA!)

Slade's notes: Okay, yeah this idea was just plain weird but I did try it. Have you ever tried going to the mall and people are rolling around in the hallways? Yeah well it was like murder. I could not by a good pair of metal shoes for shit. Everyone was rolling around and getting in my way. I couldn't squeeze into the shoe shop. Plus, do you think the people listened to me when I told them to bow down? Noooooo! They couldn't even do that. So then I had to make a machine that would reverse the effect. Unfortunately the reverse effect caused everyone to forget about the whole, world-ruling thing. So therefore I had to start from scratch again.

A/N: Thanks guy's for putting up with the day late thing. I'm really sorry. It's a family thing; I didn't get time to update. Also I didn't go over this so I don't know if it's any good. Soory!So you know the drill just review. Just press the little submit button down at the bottom and I will love you forever. Sorry I can't reply to everyone's reviews. But thanks to all my reviewers:

Zero01

The Violent Tomboy

Infamous one

Overactive mind

Rocky Wolf

Chineselookin'Gal

Slythergrl2004

Shipping-Slob

If I missed anyone else I'm sorry and just tell me that I missed you. Thanks everyone.