Humor Touching Across Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, that women with the nerdy glasses does.
Ok, this is like the fifth Inuyasha fan fiction I wrote and I'm getting bored of them. But, oh well I gotta do something for a living. Wait…I go to school for a living…whatever! I want to write a Fullmetal Alchemist fan fiction but my friend says I don't know that much and I'm a n00b…so there! Sticks tongue out to Bee I feel better now. P.S. The first chapter is more Adventure/Action than Humor but don't worry, next chapters will be more funny.
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Ch.1The Swirly Thingy-Ma-Jiggy
"Wind Scar!" Inuyasha said as he brought down the crimson red blade. The Wind Scar was hurling toward Naraku, but it wasn't enough. He deflected it with his almighty shield and it bounced towards Inuyasha.
"Oh great mutt. Thanks for trying to kill us." said Koga the leader of the wolf demon tribe as he ran in super speed, a whirlwind trailing off behind him. "Take this, Naraku! I'm going to have your head today!" he kicked the air in front of him, creating tornados heading towards Naraku. That too, was unsuccessful, when the winds vanished as it hit the shield. "Damn it."
"You two are pathetic, and you call yourself the leader of the wolf pack? I would say rabbit pack if I were you." Sesshoumaru said coldly. He took out his legendary sword, Tokijin and slashed at the air. Blue scars went collided with Naraku's ultimate barrier. He kept on swinging with no success until Inuyasha spoke up.
"It's not going to work, baka. But this is!" the Tetsusaiga turned into a diamond blade. "Diamond Spear Blast!" he swung the blade horizontally as shards of diamond came out and struck Naraku through the barrier.
"I'll be back." Naraku said as he coughed up blood from the damage that Inuyasha caused.
"Come back here you coward!" Koga shouted as he ran towards the fading Naraku. He was gone.
"Humph, I better not be hanging around some retarts. (A/N Yesh, retart is my own word, not retarD but retarT!)" Said the full dog demon as he flew away in a bright ball.
"Where's my fiancée, Kagome?" asked Koga.
"Kagome's in some kind of event in her ti—I mean country." Inuyasha said. As soon as Koga heard this, he ran away, probably back to his cave. But something caught Inuyasha's eyes. There was a faint shimmer on the ground ahead. He ran towards it, and saw the almost complete Shikon Jewel. His eyes widened as he picked it up, in gentle hands, almost scarred that it was a trick. 'Naraku must have dropped it when he disappeared' .he thought. He clutched it in his hand, really tightly and ran back to the hut.
"Where have you been?" asked Miroku when Inuyasha entered the hut. There was a fire in the middle, with fish on sticks being cooked. Sango was eating one and so was Shippo.
"I, Koga, and Sesshoumaru smelt Naraku's scent. And then we were battling with him, but then he disappeared and I found this on the ground." he lifted his arm and opened his hand, revealing the almost round pink jewel. All their eyes dazzled with excitement, confusion, and wonder.
"What—When—How—Oh My God." said Sango.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked Shippo.
"Complete it." Inuyasha replied.
"But Kagome has the final shards, and Koga too, and I bet plenty of other demons have it too." said Shippo.
"Whatever." Inuyasha said bluntly as he sat down.
"Can I hold it?" asked Miroku, his eyes very wide.
"NO! IT'S MINE! MY PRECIOUS!" Inuyasha screamed as his body rose up to defend the Jewel, and as he was under control by the Jewel. They all looked at him. "I'm sorry, I need to take a walk."
He was relaxed. The cold yet not that chilling breeze blew through his face and hair, and pine scent was comforting. He was laying down on the soft grass, the Jewel in his pocket. (A/N Yesh, he does have a pocket…I think) He inhaled the luscious air; his lungs filled his pine scent. He hasn't felt so relaxed and happy since he was with Kagome. But what did he do to Miroku back in the hut. It was like the Jewel was taking control of him. Maybe a hanyou like him couldn't control the effects of the Jewel. What? You just need to relax for a bit, he thought. You've been waiting for fifty years for this moment, so just enjoy it. But he couldn't enjoy it without Kagome beside him, always giving him advice, and arguing against him about his health. You don't need any girls, especially that one. She'll just interfere, he continued thinking. But he did need her, more than anything else in this world. The bushes were shaking all around him.
"Who's there? Or what's there?" he asked, looking all around him. He drew out his Tetsusaiga and sliced the air. "Wind Scar!" he cried as the bushes were shredded and Naraku showed up. "What are you doing here Naraku?" he asked cautiously, suspecting that it might be a trap.
"I plan to take my Shikon Jewel back, Inuyasha." Naraku said in a deep, yet poisoning voice.
"If you want it, come and claim it!" Inuyasha retorted. Then suddenly the Naraku in front of him disappeared and spider legs wrapped him from the back.
"You need to be more aware of things, young Inuyasha." The spider legs made it way into Inuyasha ribcage and the tips oozed out demonic poison.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Inuyasha moaned. His face was blank, showing no expression at all. He fell to the ground, only his knees and hands supported him. The poison was spreading throughout his body, every beat of his heart the toxic would spread. Naraku dug into his pocket and got a hold of the Jewel of the Four Souls.
"You will never lay hands on this again!" Naraku whispered in his ear. He was walking away when Inuyasha stood up, but not balancing well. He was in his fighting stance (A/N The stance where he puts the Tetsusaiga in front of him), and ready to slash at his foe. The Tetsusaiga turned into diamond form as he lifted the fang over his head, then with one quick but deadly swing down into the ground the Diamond Wind Scar was unleashed.(A/N Yesh, I did make this up, but I something related to it in the Fourth Inuyasha Movie…so deal with it.) The scars of wind were diamond hard, with diamonds accompanying its way. It went straight into Naraku's body but he quickly turned into miasma and flew away. But the Shikon Jewel was still in the air, without Naraku, when the Diamond Wind Scar hit the pink gem. It caused a devastating effect; it cracked and a very heavy gravity was pulling Inuyasha into a condensed space. He dug the fang into the ground as the gravity continued. Right when he was going to be sucked into it, it closed up, forming a portal thing. Then Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were running towards Inuyasha.
"What happened? We heard a loud noise so we came here. And what is that pink swirling disc in the air?" Miroku asked.
"I have no idea, but I think it's what happened when I used the Diamond Wind Scar on the Shikon Jewel." Inuyasha said dumbly.
"You what?" they said in unison. They were all wide-eyed, just like when they saw the Shikon Jewel.
"Feh, not a big deal."
"Not a big deal?" Miroku shouted. "You could have destroyed ¾ of the Shikon Jewel!"
"What is it anyway?" Sango asked, pointing at the portal.
"It's a Pink Swirly Thingy-Ma-Jiggy!" Shippo said with excitement.
"A what?" Sango said surprised.
"A Pink Swirly Thingy-Ma-Jiggy! Kagome taught me it!" Shippo repeated.
"Oh My God, what has Kagome been teaching you?" Sango asked. She was very surprised and shocked. (A/N This maybe a little perverted but Sango thinks the Pink Swirly Thingy-Ma-Jiggy is like a female's downstairs if you know what I mean. wink wink) Then suddenly a can of pop zoomed out of the portal. Miroku picked it up with caution, not knowing what it was.
"Hey, I saw that before, in Kagome's Era." Inuyasha said.
"This must be a portal to Kagome's Era!" Sango exclaimed.
"Cool." the boys said dumbly.
END!
So, how you like it? Good, eh? Yesh, I'm Canadian, and I'm a GUY and I'm 12 year old. Now I'm practically begging for reviews, and the humor part comes in next chapter. I guarantee. Remember, TELL YOU FRIENDS ABOUT THIS AND DON'T DO DRUGS! REVIEWS TOO, NO FLAMES!
Preview for Next Chapter:
Miroku held out a tin box, and it was labeled: Truth or Dare: Dirty Edition.
"Where did you get that?" Sango asked, eyeing him suspiciously.
"The portal. Want to play?" he asked.
"Uh—oh." Inuyasha, Sango, and Shippo said in unison.