Humor Touching Across Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha…"pish-posh".
So, like the story so far? Well, I just need more reviews because my old ones, which I deleted, had WAY more reviews. And I still am desperate for MORE reviews. And the last chapter was probably the longest chapter I have ever written in my entire life. But I still am trying to make this chapter longer…let's see how long it will get. AND REMEMBER, TELL YOUR FRIENDS OR COMPLETE STRANGERS, even hobos, ABOUT THIS FANFICTION! Thank you for your cooperation. Now, on with the story.
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Chapter 2 Games of 'Fun'
"Gahhhh!" Inuyasha screamed in pain as his knees and hands supported him as he fell down. A purple coloured blood was dripping out of Inuyasha's side, staining the ripped kimono. The demonic poison was spreading throughout his body, his bones melting away.
"Inuyasha, are you okay?" asked Miroku as he and Sango lifted Inuyasha up by the shoulders.
"Yah, what's going on with you today?" Sango added. Inuyasha looked very pale and his amber eyes were half closed. He couldn't really move; the poison paralyzed him.
"I—was fighting—Naraku—and then—he poisoned—me." the hanyou coughed out in a scratchy, not very audible voice.
"Miroku, can you purify the poison?" asked a worried Shippo.
"I'm sorry, this poison is really demonic. I'm not sure how to, but I can stop the poison from spreading. But still, if it stays in his body for so long, the bones will decay." Miroku said.
"Oh well! Hurry up and stop the poison from spreading any further!" shouted Sango. Miroku put magical sutras around and on Inuyasha's body. He said some incantations and waved his staff a little bit. But when he was twirling his staff, his knocked it onto Inuyasha's stomach, making the hanyou cuss A LOT to Miroku and ended up making the monk unconscious. But after that, Inuyasha's poison stopped spreading and Miroku looked for some herbs that could get rid of the poison.
But Inuyasha's nose was twitching. It was all over the place; on the trees, on the ground, even up in the air.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing?" asked Sango curiously. She was observing Inuyasha sniff near the portal. She was resting with Shippo on her lap, sleeping.
"I think I have Kikyo's scent nearby. I need to go find her. She might have the herbs to cure the poison." and soon off, Inuyasha went running into the forest.
"Wait, Inuyasha! You're supposed to be resting! And her scent could be a trap!" Sango yelled in worriment. Shippo sighed, "Ah, men." Sango looked at the little kitsune in her laps, surprised again. "Shippo, where are you learning all these 'phrases'? Kagome?" she asked. "Ah, women." he sighed.
As Inuyasha ran with his arms parallel to each other(A/N I always think he looks like an airplane), he caught a glimpse of a tall, feminine figure ahead. "Kikyo, is that you?" he asked.
"I—I—Inuyasha? You've finally came back to me!" shouted the deceased priestess as he dropped her bucket of herbs. She came running towards Inuyasha, getting ready for him to embrace her. Inuyasha suddenly came to a halt. Kikyo's expression of happiness changed into sadness. (A/N I personally HATE Kikyo…well, hate is a strong word…But is it strong enough?) "What's the matter, Inuyasha?" asked a scary looking priestess.
"Kikyo, I'm with Kagome already." Inuyasha said sharply. His facial expression showed a trust to Kagome's love. "I just wanted to see if you have any herbs I could use because I got some of Naraku's poison in my body." he said painfully.
"I see, so my reincarnation is yours… whatver, I don't need you, hanyou! But I will give you the herb, but I need to check what kind of poison it is first." Kikyo lifted the bandage and inspected the wound. "I see, this is a very dangerous poison. Good thing your 'posse' stopped the poison. Here, put this herb in hot water, and then drink it. It might taste bad, but it's the only way." She gave him the herbs and he left without saying a "Thank you."
When Inuyasha came back into the cabin they were staying in, Sango and Shippo were eating some cooked fish, as always. Inuyasha was drinking the herbed tea, saying word Shippo didn't need hear, and also that Sango was covering his ears. When footsteps came into the cabin, Miroku was back.
"What took you so long, Miroku?" Sango eyed the monk. "And did you find any herbs for Inuyasha, but that's not necessary now."
"Nope, but found something even better. Miroku held out a tin box, and it was labeled: Truth or Dare: Dirty Edition.
"Where did you get that?" Sango asked, eyeing him suspiciously.
"The portal. Want to play?" he asked.
"Uh—oh." Inuyasha, Sango, and Shippo said in unison.
"It's just something to pass the time with. And Shippo, the rules say you have to be 18 and over to play this game." Miroku said happily. Shippo went to the corner, with ear plugs, and started colouring and humming to himself.
"How do you play this retarded game?" asked Inuyasha. He was lying on the floor, tired.
"It says I get to pick a card for the deck and ask whoever I want what it says on the card. And you have to pick Truth or Dare to see what card I should pick out." replied the lecherous monk. You could see in his eyes that he was very excited to play this game. "I'll go first," he said as he laid down the cards. "Sango, truth or dare?"
Sango was very nervous. "Truth." she murmured. Miroku picked a yellow card from the truth deck.
"Ok, have you ever had any oral experiences?" Miroku cried out laughing. Sango gawked with her mouth wide open and her pupils disappeared.
"Um…NO!" she yelled. "Ok, my turn. Inuyasha, truth or dare?"
Inuyasha was thinking, and then said, "Dare." Sango picked up a green card and giggled to herself. "I dare you to kiss Miroku passionately for a minute." Inuyasha was speechless; his mouth was open and he almost fainted.
"YAY! INUYASHA HAS TO KISS ME!" shouted Miroku as he clapped to himself. Everybody starred at him. "Did I just say that out loud?"
"Ok Miroku, let's just get this over with." Inuyasha sighed. He leaned over to Miroku, his lips touching the monk's. Then, they were inseparable. Their tongues flicked in each other's mouths, their warm breath soothing each other. Inuyasha's head twirled this way and that way, their arms wrapping each other. They soon were on the ground, continuing their passion for each other.
"Um, guys? You can stop now." She said. But they still continued, on the ground, lip to lip, tongue to tongue. "Now this is getting scary." She got her hiraikotsu and flung it, right at the middle of them so they separated.
"That was the best kiss I have ever had." The boys said in unison. Sango fainted.
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1 hour later
"Sango, are you alright?" asked Miroku as he harassed her. SLAP! SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP (A/N I may have gone a little overboard.).
"She seems ok now." Inuyasha laughed. (A/N I can not imagine Inuyasha laughing. ; I have a bad imagination.) Miroku was now on the ground, obviously unconscious, or maybe even dead.
Sango rose up, wrapped in blankets. "What happened to me?" she asked Inuyasha.
"You fainted."
"How?"
"Um—just because."
"Oh, I see." Suddenly, Miroku was conscious again! He yelled, "Let's play Truth or Dare again!" Sango fainted again.
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5 minutes after
"HOUSHI-SAMA! YOU ARE MAKING ME PASS OUT ALL THE TIME!" the female demon exterminator got her boomerang and started beating up the monk with it.
"Hey, about the game. It's my turn, so truth or dare, Miroku?" Inuyasha asked curiously.
"Daaaarrreee…" Miroku said in a weak voice, his body twitching like an ant that was going to die. Inuyasha picked up a card and read it to himself. He started laughing like a maniac to himself, and then spoke up,
"Miroku, I dare you to," he leaned down Miroku's ear and whispered something to him, "to Sango." Miroku sprang up and held his arms straight into the air. He was rejuvenated, his broken body no more.
"What does he have to do to me?" asked a scared and worried Sango. Inuyasha whispered in her ear and then… she fainted again. Miroku had a wide grin on his lecherous face and dragged Sango outside the cabin.
END!
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