A/N: This chapter's not very funny. I just realized it. So sorry if I disappoint you guys! Review please!

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Fate is not a good friend of mine, Winifred.

I was giddily walking along the corridors today with Blaise when I walked right into the Little Weasley. She's still getting used to walking because she was a bit off center.

She put her hands on her hips.

"What are you going to say now? What do you have to say now about my family, or my dirtiness, or my poorness?"

Me and Blaise just stood there. I wasn't going to say anything. Gosh. What a poopie head.

All I can think of saying was, in my mocking high whiny voice, "Gosh, Ginny. Why are you being such a caterpillar? I was just about to say Hi but you go all bonkers on me! Gosh! Women these days." And I pushed my way through.

Blaise told me that was terrific and I should have seen the look on her face, but I didn't. I don't want to look at her face.

So hah!

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I was rereading my entries because I'm just cool like that and I realized how stupid I sounded about a week ago. You know… in History of Magic? Gosh. It embarrasses me so much. I wish I can rip out those pages but this magic diary won't let me do that.

Gosh. It's put images in my head of Binns and Myrtle.

Jesus. I get really perverted when I'm bored, eh?

Whatever.

I'm slowly getting over Weasley.

Well, if I say it that way, it makes me seem like we were going out and we broke up. We didn't! Remember how I sort of… just sort of… missed her? Well, I'm getting less bored now. I can survive History of Magic now without getting more perverted thoughts about ghosts- although the one with Binns and Moaning Myrtle will never ever leave me.

But it's almost like we meet everyday now. We bump into each other practically every corner. It's rather annoying. You'd think someone set us up for it.

OR DID THEY?

I'm going to go suspect Zabini now. Be right back.

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Back.

Nothing happened. Zabini just went to take a piss and then to Pansy's room.

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Been following Blaise every day now. Shoot me, Winifred.

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Saved her life again. Now, I have enough humbled knightly deeds to last me 8276 lifetimes.

We were playing Quidditch, just our team. We were training the new Beaters, you see? And So I'm down there, yelling at them and all- I'm captain- when one of them swings his bat and the bludger goes zoooooom zoooooom over to a group of girls by the lake. I grabbed my broom and flew there just in time to knock over one girl the bludger was being aimed for.

I looked down and saw the red head.

"I hate fate."

She nodded in agreement as she choked a bit.

I got off of her and dusted myself off.

"I see a lot of you these days, Mr. Malfoy."

"I know. I've noticed."

"Well, thanks for… saving me again. What a gentleman you are." She said, with a mean smirk.

"I know. Whatever."

"You save me again, you might as well be my bodyguard!" She said as she laughed and walked away with her friends. It took me a while to realize there was red on her back. At first, I thought it was her hair, but it was all the way down her back.

"SHIT! WEASLEY! YOU'RE BLEEDING!"

She turned around, her bleeding back facing her friends and they screamed.

Girls and blood don't mix well. I flew over to where she was swaying a bit and put her down on her broom. No matter how much Madame Pomfrey hated us, a bleeding person can't be fixed by anyone but her.

That reminds me- last detention today.

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Remind me never to get detention ever again.

But then again, I sort of enjoyed it.

It was our last detention, right? So we got to Pomfrey's and we had to sort her potions closet alphabetically and categorically.

Merlin, I sounded smart.

Well. Being the smart kids we are, we finished organizing in less than 30 minutes and our time wasn't over until an hour later. So we sat there staring into space.

Haha. That reminds me.

URANUS!

Hahahahahaha.

Okay.

Anyway, I got bored again because Uranus got boring. Haha. So I started talking to the little girl.

"Soooo. What's up?" Hey. That was the best I can think of.

"Oh. Are you talking to me?"

I look around. "I don't see anyone else around."

"I didn't know I was worthy enough to talk to."

"Oh. You're not but I'm bored."

"You never change. You're still the same heartless jerk I've had the misfortune to know since I was born."

"You knew me when you were a baby?" Well, color me shocked. Shocked GREEN because pink is not for men. Oh no, it isn't.

"Yeah. As the egotistical enemy and traitor."

"Well, if you weren't a Weasley, you probably would have had a shot at seeing my CUTE and CUDDLY side." I scoffed.

"Are you telling me that if I weren't a Weasley, you would like me?"

"No. When did I say that?"

"You implied it! You said… Heavens gracious, never mind."

"I'm saying I have a warm side. I'm not that jerky. I don't even like beef jerky." Where the hell did that come from?

"What?"

"Never mind."

"Anyway. You've always been cold and you always will be cold. You're actually pretty cool when you're nice to me. But since I'm not crippled anymore, I guess you're not."

"Ouch. I can be nice. Watch me."

I faced her and batted my eyelashes. "HeEy Ginny."

She laughed and pushed my head away. I scooted closer to her on the hospital wing bed.

"Ginnnnnnny!" I cried in my most girly manner. I don't know what the bloody hell was wrong with me. I was trying so hard to be as cold as possible to her and look at me- trying to prove I'm sweet and all.

I put my face right at her rosy little cheeks.

And then, suddenly, I kissed it. I pecked her on the cheek. Even I was so surprised that I didn't move away like I planned so when she whipped around, there she was. Right in front of me.

Usually when a girl is less than a centimeter from you, you kiss. That's number one in the guy's manual to kissing.

So that's exactly what we did.

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Fate's been good to me. Haven't seen her since that… incidence.

I'm still following around Blaise. I've got really nothing better to do.

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Blaise is rather boring. I've found out his daily schedule.

Wakes up. Sludges over to the bathroom, washes up, changes, eats breakfast, goes back to room, sleeps a bit more, wakes up, washes, goes to class, goes back to room, shags Pansy, eat a last minute lunch, takes a bathroom break, goes to class, eats dinner, does homework, go to bathroom, sleeps, wakes up, goes to bathroom, changes, does homework, and then, goes to sleep at about midnight.

What a boring lad.

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Nothing nothing. Everything is the same every day. Exactly the same. He even goes to pee at the same time every day.

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I'm starting to give up. I'm now suspecting…

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I don't know.

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I realized that I've only been following Blaise- not because I'm suspecting him to be the giver of my fate, but because I'm so bored and that if I don't trail him, I end up getting hooked up in the little red head.

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Must stop thinking about her.

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Where did she learn to kiss like that anyway?"

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I'm becoming a girl.

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The only reassurance now of how I'm not a girl is that I still have a… crotch.

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And I don't got boobs. Not like the Weasley's at least.

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WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AM I THINKING!

Weasley's got no boobs. Heck, I even have bigger boobs than she.

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Whatever. Denial is bad for you.

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Denial IS bad for you.

The little Weasley's got her self a boyfriend now. The boy who lived has finally seen her.

Damn.

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Whatever.

I've locked myself up in my room today with a carton of vanilla ice cream. They say it works better than wallowing with chocolate ice cream like girls do.

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I just realized something.

Because of the little Weasley, I haven't shagged a girl since 2 weeks ago.

Wow.

What the bloody hell is that girl doing to me?

I must go out and look for my own girl now.

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Found none. Got one measley snog.

Nothing compared to the redhead.

Do I like the redhead?

NO.

Of course not.

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Saved her life again.

Someone had hit her with the Sectumsempra (A:N/ I know it's in the sixth book and this story is not a sixth book spoiler. But it's the first spell I can think of.) I remembered it from when Snape told me about it.

There was a big crowd and most the teachers were still at lunch. I pushed my way to the front to see blood pouring from every blotch of skin. It was rather gross.

I remembered what Snape told me about fixing it so I helped her with the countercurse. She stopped bleeding but she was traumatized! So I helped her up the stairs to the informatory.

Is it just me or have I been in there a tad bit too much?

I let her lie there crying and sobbing and screaming until she calmed herself down and fell asleep.

And I left. So here I am.

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I've become her bodyguard.

Bloody hell. It's a long story.

Let's just say she was attacked (see above entry) and I saved her and it was the 3rd time I did so, so therefore, I became her bodyguard. Not only did Weasley assign it, but Dumbledore brought it up in the first place.

Bloody hell.

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I'll only tell you because you are Winifred and you won't tell anyone.

But, I think I sort of LIKE being her bodyguard.

I'm being such a pest, it's not funny.

But the best part is, I think she likes it too. Her cheeks are a bit rosier than usual ever since I became her bodyguard.

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Today was a blast.

It started off well because when I met Weasley in front of the Gryffindor room, she was there bickering with Potter.

"Gin… come on. Can't you just ask Dumbledore to make him go away? I haven't had time with you because he's always around you peering over your shoulder and making everyone uncomfortable."

"You kiss me in middle of Hogsmeade and you're angry that he's keeping you from doing it in front of him? Why does it matter so much? Don't you understand it's for my own safety?"

"Yes, but in that case, I can be your bodyguard. I can watch over you! I've been doing so for years now, haven't I?

"No you haven't, Harry. IF you don't remember, let me clear up for you. You completely ignored me until a few weeks ago. You were a friend, sure, but you gave me no such eye before. Besides, I even told D-Malfoy that if he saves me one more time, he ought to be my bodyguard. Do you think I'm the type to lie and break promises? I'm not like you."

Potter was furious.

"Gin…"

"Look. Draco saved my life 3… 4 times now? I think it is best that he watches over me for a few weeks at least to make sure I don't get attacked again. I know you can help me too because you're the boy who lived and all, but Draco's more into the dark stuff. He knew the counter-curse to Sectumsempra. Rarely anyone knows it except Snape and Dumbledore. If it weren't for him, we won't be having this argument right now because I'll be DEAD. Madame Pomfrey said so."

I started giggling… I mean smirking to myself because Potter looked like a fish just then.

So I cut in.

"Miss Weasley?"

I offered her my arm. She smiled cheerfully and took it. "Mr. Malfoy."

"Breakfast… is served."

And we walked off into the Great Hall, Potter glaring after us.

After breakfast, we had classes, but we were cut short and had a meeting with Dumbledore. He's trying to find out who tried to attack Ginny, you see. He has a good hand over it so we're not worried too much about that. After lunch, we took a stroll down the lake and went fishing. Yeah. I caught 6 fishes with my bare hands. We shoved it down Potter's pants, Weasley's pants, Goyle's pants, random guy's pants and Ginny was so mischievous, she even got to Snape!

Yes yes, I called her Ginny.

Shut up.

I said shut up!

Anyway. Today was pretty cool.

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Wow. The last couple entries have been action packed.

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Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are a couple no more.

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Mr. Draco Ginny Malfoy.

Mr. Draco Ginny Malfoy.

Mr. Draco Ginny Malfoy.

Mr. Draco Ginny Malfoy

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Wow. I think I really like her.

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What the bloody hell is wrong with me?

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Today, I was in the library reading my Transfiguration book when the little Weasley came jogging, her cheeks all rosy and her eyes all glassy and her happy teeth in a small smile.

She leaned over to my side of the table.

"What do you want?" I asked pathetically.

"I want to kiss you."

I spent a whole long deal staring at her until I took off my reading glasses.

She took that as a sign and put her arms around my neck and placing her lips on mine.

I've got to say it was one of the best kisses I've ever received. But I'm rather sad right now because usually, the man is supposed to initiate it, you know? It was great, but it didn't feel quite right. Because I'm supposed to jump at her and go "I want to kiss you." Not her. Sure, I got it down to a total snog, but I don't know.

It's rarely a time when the girl makes the first move.

But it was pleasurable so why am I complaining?

I'm wallowing in my room now because I've turned into a girl. Fucking Weasley. It's her fault.

I shall see her no longer.

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Okay.

I don't know what I'm feeling anymore. Weasley had asked Dumbledore to cut our deal as me being her bodyguard. Potter was having too much trouble with it. After Dumbledore told me, I left his office and took a small…walk.

What the hell does that mean? Did she come in to tell me and felt like a kiss was a nice way to end everything?

Well you know what Weasley?

I'm not giving you up.

That kiss will not be the end.

Duh.

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I hope you liked this chapter… I know it wasn't as entertaining as some other chapters I've had. I've realized that as the story progresses, the humor doesn't. I'm really trying! I know the end was a bit unfunny but that was mostly because Draco's in a crappy mood.

More Draco-Ginny action next chapter, I promise. And Draco WILL be happier.

PLEASE REVIEW! Hehehe. I'll love you to death.