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Disclaimer: FY don't belong to me…I sound like a broken record…

I sighed. No way am I going to take in a pretty woman into my team and distract all of my Seishi. No way.

The lady blinked. "Suzaku?" she asked, tapping my table impatiently.

It immediately broke. I managed to save my apples from falling into the Earth below, where the mortals live. I wonder what they would think of a wooden, polished table falling from the sky…maybe it would kill someone. "You are…really applying? Women do not apply unless…" I shuddered when I remembered about the wine-coloured haired woman. I think Seiryu accepted him as Soi…shows his tastes…

"Humph, I heard the Suzaku Seishi are very handsome," the lady said. I groaned. A repeat performance…great.

"Go find Sei…"

"No way! That dragon looks slimy!" she protested, balling her fists up.

I had to be cautious about her hands. "Why do you want to be a Suzaku Seishi?"

The girl shook her head. "I want to be good friends with a GIRL for once, thank you. As for protecting her, I don't know how…but I will try my best! And also, I want to be a guy in the mortal world! At least I wouldn't be chased by guys! Maybe I would fall in love with the priestess of Suzaku and also lead a nice, fulfilling life! And that would be romantic!" she said, clasping her hands together. Phew, threat over.

I blinked when I remembered what she had just said. This girl is beautiful. A guy? No, really, being a guy is cool, but being a girl is better in the world of Konan. "Girls are treated with care, you know."

"I don't care! I want to LOVE! All these people around me prevent me from finding my true love!" she motioned to the door. It hasn't stopped pounding yet.

"I can help you," I said, thinking that I am doing a good deed for nothing in particular. Really, I am honoured to have a Seishi like her, with her strength and her determination on finding love. Well, she would be really loyal as she would love ALL of them. And since she is a boy, she would not distract them, unless they are gay…I, Suzaku, do not have any objections to gays, but they must focus! Speaking of focus…

I focused on the girl. She wants to be a guy…a guy…don't divert…

Suddenly, Taisukun popped up again. And her gender turned OUT. I screamed at Taisukun, throwing my precious apple at her.

I find this totally irreversible and tried fixing it. Okay, she is now a man. And, to make things worse, she still retains those girly thoughts in her mind! I hate being the god of love when the Taisukun have more influence than him…

"Okay…I will send this unconscious…person back with a symbol and an instruction booklet…"

My, my, my…Nuriko…it is a nice name…

I have to find another apple to eat away my guilt…perhaps in the next reincarnation I would make her a full-fledged woman again. This sounds so wrong…

-

I wanted to have a talk with Taisukun. She not only failed in choosing the correct, loyal and NORMAL people, but also blots out my own work! This is totally serious. And what did she say? She had sobbed and said she did not want to have such a face…blah…blah…it is not like I haven't given her a remedy! I hate all floating people, gods and ghosts not included.

-

Seiryu had a lot of problem getting Miboshi (the child of hell, shudder) to accept his name. Miboshi is head over heels in merriment in being accepted, he had flown to Hell to celebrate his success with Hades. Of course, Seiryu refused to slither in and so he sent Soi down.

Soi had botched the job. She had sent the name to Miboshi, but she had mixed the name up with another she was supposed to meet that night for a 'bed-warming session'. Of course, the name was naughty enough to catch her attention for some time.

And Miboshi was stuck with the name, "Big Muscles."

Luckily Seiryu found out before it scars his reputation for life. He gave Miboshi his correct name and Miboshi still insists that he was "Big Muscles". It took him all day to memorize that name. It took a week for him to acknowledge he is "Miboshi". It took him another week to memorize the correct name properly.

He told me to make Soi's love life extra complicated. I did, but I made it less tragic because he had called me roasted bird again.

-

I sat in my swing, drinking my tea slowly. Genbu and Byakko were playing. Genbu had retracted into his shell while Byakko tried to claw him out. I swear, if Genbu is not careful, it would be clawed to death by Byakko. They had no worries; their Miko was already chosen and so were the Seishi.

They were gone now on their trip to summon Genbu. Byakko's miko is waiting at home as a child. I had made the Genbu no Miko love the Byakko no Miko's father. At least there would be a tie between those two.

Seiryu was not happy. He stared at the long list of people. As I know, he only got two on his Seishi group, like me. He was muttering about normal people coming for audition…I have just the opposite. Hermaphrodites, Lesbians, Gays, Pedophiles, Animals, Prostitutes, Anti-Socials… his were Murderers, Teachers, Thieves, Actors…I feel very envious.

"Blue ice cube, why don't we switch lists and Taisukun?" I suggested. He looked at my list and whooped.

"Good idea, Roasted Chicken! But no thanks to your Taisukun!"

Okay, so much for trying to get rid of her. I hope she don't find out.

-

I looked at my new list. Those who want to leave from my list could leave. I don't mind. The list, like Seiryu's is a million kilometers long.

"Knock, knock…"

"Who's there?"

I thought I heard two people.