Computer Dates

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Thank you, you three! (Huggles them all) I love you! Llol! Well, I hope you enjoy this Chappie! And to you Miroku lovers, he's back and with pockets full of watches! I'll try my best to make this fanfic enjoyable for you all!

"I hate this already," InuYasha said as he looked around the booth. Pictures of couples filled two walls. In front of him was a built in computer, with a fold in keyboard. A small cozy chair sat in front of him, practically crying for him to sit down. InuYasha took his seat, and even scooted his butt into the middle. "Ha! You stupid chair, teach you not to laugh at me!" He grinned.

"Welcome," a cheery female computer voice greeted InuYasha. "…" InuYasha sat in the seat with a sneer on his face. "Please, take the touch screen board, folded underneath the computer screen." Automatically, without InuYasha moving, a keyboard popped out. "Damn high tech, shit," InuYasha reluctantly took the board. "I hate this," he muttered again. "Fill out the form, please, acknowledging you understand the rules, and consequences," the computer voice said, who InuYasha thought her name was Cupid, judging by the cupid dancing around on the computer screen.

A series of questions appeared on the computer screen.

"What is your name?" Cupid asked.

Name: InuYasha Himora

Age: 17

School: Seki Cram School

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 110 pounds

"This is stupid," InuYasha complained, filling out a contract agreeing to any accidents that happen, and illness, that he was responsible for them. He thought it was stupid; it was only a dating service. What could happen?

Sango pondered her questions. "A perfect date…Hm…a romantic action movie, like that TV show Tales of a Cat, a casual but quiet restaurant , or maybe just a food court, than out to fun, beach, arcades, sports, or just relaxing with each other would be good," Sango wrote. "What would be your ideal idea of a perfect boyfriend?" a male computer voice asked. Sango called the male voice Bob.

"A guy who's himself, doesn't do any type of drugs, not afraid to speak his mind, lives on the edge, mildly shy and quiet, isn't stuck up, and 100 percent won't cheat on me," Sango proudly wrote.

"What is your ideal idea of a perfect girlfriend?" Cupid asked. "Nice, Outgoing, can cook, smart, funny, eats right, no drugs, fairly thin, 3 or less inches shorter than me, even tempered, and all that crap," InuYasha chuckled at the last statement. "Watch them send me a bag of shit," he laughed. After 5 more minutes of questions, and describing himself, the last question was asked. "Are you married?" Cupid asked. InuYasha wrote down his answer with pride. "What kinda fucking question is this?" he wrote. He put the board back after the data was sent and left. Sango waited for him, she was smiling brightly. "What?" InuYasha asked as he stuck his hands into the front pocket of his grey hoody.

Sango linked her arm with InuYasha and giggled. "Why are you so giddy?" asked InuYasha.

"I'm only thinking," said Sango.

"Bout what?"

"What if the dating service pairs us up? I mean come on, we both said we were like dream mates before."

"I don't know, and that was a long time ago, and what happened that night was a mistake."

"I know, but would it change anything? And that night made us closer than before, by the way."

"Probably not, I mean look at us, people probably already think we're mates."

"Probably."

The pair began to head back to the car to go home, as they passed the doors, two women gave them fliers about the Dating Booth. Sango read aloud:

"If you had entered the Dating Service, please read the following regulations:

We're not responsible for any mistakes or tribulations that occur. If you are not satisfied with your match within 3 months, please re-enter and we will re-match you within a week. You must be 14 or older to enter." Sango finished reading and tossed the paper aside. "Well that was gay. I wouldn't re-enter," She said.

"Same here," InuYasha agreed as he crumbled up the paper and threw it in front of another couple passing by.

Kagome sat in the Dating Booth staring at the keyboard in front of her.

"Please answer the questions," Bob asked again after asking the last 3 times in the last 3 minutes.

"Name: Kagome Higurashi

Age: 15

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 100 pounds

School: Seki Cram School

What is your ideal idea of the perfect boyfriend?"

Kagome pondered a moment. "A guy who's sweet, and nice, shy, quiet, artistic, honest, trustworthy not stuck up so much," Kagome instantly wrote. 5 more minutes later.

"Are you married?" Bob asked. Kagome didn't even answer when she heard it. She rolled her eyes and left the booth.

A/N: well, there's the end of Chappie 2! Whoop! Oh, I used the example Tales of a Cat for a TV show in here somewhere. Just to let you know, it's actually InuYasha, only I gave it a different title. But there's a twist, instead of InuYasha being the demon, it's Kagome. Kikyou ends up being Kagome's older half sister. InuYasha is Sesshoumaru's reincarnation. And you get my drift right? Hopefully, anyway. In case you don't get it, the characters have switched roles. There you go. But they all act normal, but Kagome now has a bad attitude and mouth. But it doesn't matter, in the original Japanese manga, Kagome's language is as bad as InuYasha's. The chapters will get longer in time.