Yello, folksies! What is up? Hopefully a ceiling. Okay, lame joke. Although it'd be pretty interesting if someone said, like, a llama. That would be weird. Not the point. So we's is gonna start exactly where the movie left off, minus the credits. Lots of fun. Here we go.
P.S. thanks ya muchos for the reviews
The Incredibles ran through the parked cars to the monologing Underminer and his very big contraption.
"Remember kids," Helen said. "Fight him, nab him, get out!"
"Before the cops come, got it," Violet and Dash recited. The family stopped just at the foot of the digging machine. The Underminer noticed and turned to look at them.
"Ah, the Incredibles. Yes, I was expecting you. What do you think of her?" the Underminer asked the super family, motioning to the digging machine. "I call her 'The Mole.' Pretty impressive, isn't she?"
"I thought the Omnidroid was a little cooler, to be honest," Dash said to no one in particular. "Who names a machine 'The Mole,' anyways? There are like a zillion better names!"
"Thank you for your opinion," Violet said sarcastically.
"Well, Mr. Miner," Mr. Incredible said loudly to the strange man above, "I'm afraid you're going to need to move your vehicle. See, your blocking traffic."
"Oh, am I now?"
"Uh oh."
"Block this!" The Underminer hit a button on his megaphone. Suddenly, tons of giant, robotic rodents came shooting out of the end of "The Mole's" drill at the Incredible family.
"Whoa!" Bob shouted, ducking to the left while Dash ran next to Vi (who put up a forcefield) and Helen (with Jack-Jack) sling-shot herself onto a nearby light post. Mr. Incredible took a second look at the strange robots. Each one of the ten was about the size of a small car. "Showtime."
Meanwhile, the crowd from the track meet had congregated around the entrance to the stadium to watch the fight unfold from a safe distance. Among the crowd was Tony Rydinger and his family, Kari McCain and her mother, a number of Vi and Dash's other classmates, and one of Bob's former clients.
"Whoa, Tony, did you see that!"
"Yeah, Jason, I did!"
"Man those supers are somethin' else!"
"You said it, Sarah!"
"Tony, I think we should go," Tony's father said, putting his hand on Tony's shoulder.
"Go, my little rodent rascals! Kill them! Kill the Incredibles!" the Underminer shouted.
"Here we go again," Helen said.
Immediately, the Robot Rats surrounded the Incredibles.
"This would be a good time for a bright idea, Mr. Incredible."
"Working on it."
"It's useless, Incredibles!" the Underminer said to them, sticking out his tongue.
"Professional, isn't he?" Helen asked.
"Got it!" Dash shouted, running over to Helen's back and taking Jack-Jack out of his backpack-type thing. Holding his baby brother in front of him, Dash smiled at the baby and said, "Where's the fire, Jack-Jack? Where's the fire?"
"A ga!" Jack-Jack squeaked as he turned into Jack-Jack flambé.
"Good boy!" Dash said, placing Jack-Jack down on the pavement. Pointing to one of the rodents, he said, "Fetch!"
"Dash!" Helen scolded. But much to her disbelief, the rodent Jack-Jack was crawling towards started to scamper away.
"You, attack!" the Underminer commanded a different Robot Rat. The metal creature lunged at Dash, Helen, and Jack-Jack. However, Bob intercepted it and threw it by the tail at the Underminer. The Underminer ducked as his beast sailed over. He turned back to Mr. Incredible and shouted into his megaphone, "Watch it!"
"Okay," Bob shouted back, shrugging. And he did watch it. He watched the rat fall down, down, down, CRASH! Bob looked at the license plate of the car the Robot Rat had crashed into and screamed, grabbing at what little hair he had on his head.
"What?" Helen asked him sternly, wrapping herself around the legs of a different rat to trip him up.
"Nothing! Nothing," Bob said over his shoulder as he contemplated how to explain to his wife that they needed another new car.
"Wow! Did you see that, Dad?" Tony said.
"Crash!" Jason added in. The car the rat had landed on exploded. "Wow. And burn."
"Spectacular," a different spectator said.
Dash just discovered a special feature on the rats: laser vision. "Whoop, yi, whoa, yikes, wheeeee!" he exclaimed, dodging the blasts from the rat. "Take this!" he yelled at it as he punched it a hundred times in the same spot in a second. Ker-splat! "Score!"
Violet, at the moment, was taking on three rats at once. It wasn't that hard either. Being invisible can really knock a rat off-balance it seems. Violet slowly circled the rats, occasionally kicking their steel frames. Just like real rodents, these guys were easy to scare. Finally, they lined up side by side. Violet quickly climbed up the left one and hopped on top of the middle rat. She jumped up and promptly put a forcefield around the three rats, turned visible, and landed smoothly on top of her forcefield. She sat down on it, watching the rats, which were, needless to say, confused. One of the rats shot at the forcefield with his laser vision. The laser whatever ricocheted around inside the bubble, tearing the machines apart until they exploded. Boom. Violet undid her forcefield, landed on the smoking wreckage.
"That explosion might've beat the car exploding, Dad," Dash said, pointing to Vi's exploding rat show.
"What!"
"Shh Helen!"
"It was our car!"
"It was an accident! Ow! Honey?"
"Wow. Did you see that?" Kari said to Sarah and her little sister Yolanda.
"Very cool."
"Two tums up."
"It's two thumbs, Yolanda. Thumbs!"
"Hey Vi!" Bob shouted to his daughter. "You and Dash com'ere, I got an idea!" The kids jogged up to their father and listened in on the 'plan' while Helen kept the remaining three Robot Rats back, with the help of Jack-Jack, who'd melted two rats now.
"On three!" Mr. Incredible said. "One!…"
Violet hopped up and put a forcefield around herself and Dash while she was in mid-air, freezing herself there.
"Two!…"
Dash braced himself against the wall of the bubble while Robert picked the purplish-transparent ball up.
"Three!" Bob hurled the bubble containing his two oldest kids at the Underminer.
"Bob!" Helen shouted at him.
"Oh, sorry, coming!"
"Prepare for impact commander!" Dash yelled as his sister and he careened through the air.
"Very funny. Whoa!" Violet let her forcefield go a little too early, and Dash fell to the Underminer's feet, while Violet herself continued to careen past.
"Umph!" Dash looked up at the large, short man above him, smiling the way he did when he was in trouble with his mother.
Violet meanwhile was thumbing through pages of the book "Superhero: Problem Solving."
"Let's see," she said. "Discovering your flying powers, no, if your enemy falls off a cliff, no, falling in love with another super- What is this crap! Aaaahh!" the teenager put a forcefield around herself at the last second and, like a bouncy ball, she bounced up and down on the top of 'The Mole' until she fell into the machine.
"Hold on, Violet!" Helen shouted, elasti-shooting herself on top of 'The Mole' next to the hole Violet fell into. "Violet?" she asked into the compartment.
"Waaa-aaa-AAAAAHHHH!" the girl screamed shooting out of the hole and next to her mother.
"Vi, what's wrong?"
"Take a look for yourself! Yeck!"
Helen peeked into the compartment below. "WHOA!" she yelled, flying back out. "That's a lot of rats!"
"I'll say!"
"Stay out of there!" the Underminer shouted at the mother and daughter as one of the Robot Rats climbed up atop 'The Mole.'
"Jump!" Helen commanded, and both she and Violet leapt off the digging machine. They landed heavily on a car nearby, Violet shooting through the windshield and Helen deeply denting the roof.
"My car!" Tony's dad exclaimed.
"Wow, that sucks," his son said.
"C'mon, Vi, time to go!" Helen said, stretching inside the vehicle, pulling Violet out, and running (with super long legs) away from the car. She put Violet back on her own two feet once they were about fifty feet away.
The car exploded.
Tony's dad screamed.
"Why do they always do that?" Violet asked, motioning to the fireball.
"We're superheroes. C'mon."
Dash finally stopped running circles around the very dizzy Underminer. The fellow fell on his rump. "Dizzy?" Dash asked him mockingly. Suddenly, the Underminer grabbed Dash around the neck with one of his metal claw-like hands and brought the boy close to his own face. Dash tried to pull away, but he was too strong. The ten year old couldn't help but notice how very sharp the Underminer's front teeth were. The man smelled repulsive.
The Underminer chuckled at him, and Dash could see his yellow eyes for the first time. "It's no coincidence," the Underminer chuckled to himself, "that we met at this track meet." The man, his eyes rolling every which way in his head, struck Dash as being quite out of his mind.
The man stood up, taking Dash with him. "You have not seen the last of me, Incredibles!" With that, he threw Dash towards the earth.
"Gotya!" Mr. Incredible said, catching his son before his head could hit the pavement. The Incredibles looked on helplessly as 'The Mole,' The Underminer, and the Robot Rats returned to the place from which they came via the hole they had dug.
He'd gotten away. This fact sunk into the Incredibles, the spectators, and the press.
Sirens.
"The cops! Run!" Helen exclaimed, grabbing Jack-Jack as they ran to safety.
Nice'n'long start. Lots of fun. It's kinda late. I should go to bed. School tomorrow. 5 more weeks of it. School sucks. So do stupid people.
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