Cheesy pick uplines? Transsexuals? a weedwacker? WTF? CRACK. Being rewritten. If you have already read this, check back to see if I have added any funny tid bits.

I saw this this girl... And she was leaning on the door frame of this building,she was crying but smiling,holding a gun losely by her side.And blood trailing down her arms and on the windows above her the words 'NOW you can hate me'.then...

um just my version of some fox mischeif! r&r hope you like it.

These are just some lyrics I made up to Cell Block Tango. I do not own the characters or the original Cell Block Tango. I did borrow the in between lyrics but other than that this song is mine.

Takami Daichi & Miko, used to be your average kids, till they were taken and turned into the ultimate weapons. They both find a way to break from their leader. Though it will be hard since everyone has already had a a first impression of the 2. Stay Tuned

DESDE QUE SUCEDIO LA TERRIBLE TRAGEDIA, SASUKE VIVE EN CASA DE LA FAMILIA HARUNO. SASUKE Y SAKURA SON LOS MEJORES AMIGOS, PERO ¿QUE PASARA CUANDO SE DEN CUENTA DE QUE LO QUE SIENTEN ES MAS QUE AMISTAD?-SASUSAKU Y UN POCO DE SASODEI.

What would happen if Konan got pregnant? What would the Akatsuki say? What would they do? What would they do when Konan went into labor? This is what might happen if Konan got pregnant. PeinXKonan hints. T for Hidan's mouth.

“Porquê?” Aquela era a pergunta que iria permanecer sempre sem resposta. Aquela pergunta simples e tão dolorosa. A Dor que aquela pergunta acarretava, para ela tinha chegado a um estremo. Fic para a Ana Koori

The Akatsuki was hardly the place Haruno Sakura had expected to find comfort, but when you've lost everything, anything is possible. ItaSaku.

Sasuke entendio que no tenia que decirlo "todo" a su madre.Un itachi con bromas pesadas puede provocar un ataque al corazón.

AU starcraftXnaruto: Naruto thought it would be a quick mission on his home planet and then he would get some leave time. he didn't know he might end up changing the fate of the Koprulu sector forever. Rate for lang, alcohol, violance. NaruHina later

Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.

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AU. Sakura Centric. Haruno Sakura came to Konoha only expecting something normal. A simple life with no worries or complications. However, fate has other plans.

AU. Sakura Centric. An unseen girl. An unheard voice. Total invisibility. An Outcast. Will she be noticed this year... or not? And by who?

After two slaves are bought by a rich business man, they find out life isn't all it's cracked up to be. GaaxNaru KakaxNaru! Full summary Inside!

The Akatsuki suffer greatly this day. The day when Tobi decides that he wants to be a news reporter. What could possibly go wrong? I do not own Naruto. M for Hidan's mouth

Naruto wonders if Kabuto is more a dog or a cat. Friendship. I do not give my permission for this fic to be posted on Fanfic Pocket Library (Unofficial) or any other similar app.

Whatever Shikamaru was expecting when he came home from his mission it wasn't this... Shikatema oneshot.

see profile...SasuSakuNaru threesome pairing...yaoi and het...don't like, don't read! please don't message me about how you don't like yaoi or the threesome thing...i'll just delete your review.

Akane Momochi is new to the Leaf Village. All she wants is to make a living as a ninja but how can she with the shadow of her uncle, Zabuza Momochi, looming over her? Includes OCs

Seven-year-old Yamanaka Ino can't understnand why the villagers of Konoha shun little Uzumaki Naruto. She decides to become his friends. What happens then? Read to find out. Eventual NaruIno, some SasuSaku NaruSaku and InoSasu

au. shino and sakura share a moment together allowing kiba and shikamaru a moment of privacy, will it turn into something more? shinoxsakura, kibaxshikamaru; m for kiba's mouth. oneshot.

Naruto tries to prove that Kabuto is a spy for Orochimaru.

Neji has a little secret, but will he reveal it? Another NejiSaku oneshot for the world!