Summary: What if the Stampede was truly what everyone thought he was? What if the Typhoon tore down cities by merely passing through? What if Vash wasn't the Vash we all know…? The man whom never died, but saw so many do just what he couldn't. The man whom put many in the grave that was dug for him in his place. The man whom was declared a "localized disaster", and lived up to that title. Vash the Stampede, the humanoid typhoon, was the shark of the land on the Planet Gunsmoke. He was feared for a reason…
Warning: A bit dark, more or less later on. Can't promise I'll finish this, just an idea that hit me while considering how Vash was made out to be so evil. No flames, as I don't appreciate them and this is a spur of the moment thing. I truly think of Vash as a giant teddy, but this was merely a cool idea. This is really the episodes redone by me making Vash evil. Rated T for a purpose: Don't like it, Don't read it, Don't review (if you don't like it that is. Good reviews are, however, appreciated!). Written in 12 font. Oh, and I describe him as "nega-vash", or the fan version of him with a black coat and gray hair.
Ch. 1 The Sun Bleeds Red
Rain poured down on the desert planet, an unusual sight for the dry land. Metal clad boots sank into the mud with each step with a black coat hanging heavily around his broad shoulders, and silver hair drooped messily over the round crimson sunglasses covering his red eyes. The menacing stride stopped when those feet entered the town of July. Nobody wandered the streets at that time of night, making his mission simple. The sinful looking man continued his journey to the center of the city, drawing people from their homes in curiosity. The entire city seemed to crowd around the stranger like they were hypnotized by his presence.
Red eyes looked to the sky with a wicked grin, and soon the barrel of his angel arm faced the same direction. Rain slid down his pale face as light gathered into his arm. People began screaming at this horrid sight and scattered away from him like ants. The malevolent person teethed a wider smile to the now black sky, almost like his arm had absorbed all the light from it, and he uttered the words,
"Goodnight July…"
Two women tore down the 60,000,000,000 wanted poster with horror still glowing in their eyes. A new sign was posted with a warning:
"Attention Citizens! Due to a recent incident the Insurance Society is no longer being held accountable for the actions of Vash the Stampede. Said man has been classified as the first ever Localized Disaster, and must be avoided at all costs. Repeat: The Insurance Society can no longer be held liable for any damage caused by the Humanoid Typhoon. There is no reward money for the capture of Vash The Stampede, and it is pressured to stay away from this man."
Milly Thompson and Meryl Strife strode away from the new warning and onto the streets of Augusta. People gathered about the post and gasped at the unheard of news. Meryl sighed inwardly, knowing it was their job to inform said disaster of his position.
"Do you think he will kill us?" Milly asked fearfully, much like a child.
"I doubt it. This man can't possibly kill us because we have the right to tell him the news. No matter how angry he gets." Meryl knew this was all bull that she was pulling from nowhere, but it would at least keep Milly calm for a while longer. "Where did you tie up our Thomas Milly?" Meryl changed the subject miserably.
"By the diner. Do you think we can get a drink before we leave? Please?" Milly begged. Meryl closed her eyes and set her fists on her hips determinably.
"No Milly, we have a job to do, and we don't have time for drinks." They arrived at the diner and climbed onto their Thomas, riding from the town and toward the one closest to July. Or… what was left of July.
A/N Sorry for the short chapter, and badly written one at that. The others will be longer and MUCH more interesting, I swear. Review if you like the idea, and I might update quicker. Off I go now! Be sure to hit the button at the bottom on your way out and keep checking up on the story!