Disclaimer: I own Harry potter. If you believe this statement then you're obviously not well in the head. I suggest you get checked out.
Dudley Dursley
Blonde – Git
What a twit
Fat – Boy
Loves a toy
Big – dude
Loves – Food
Petunia's Son
Weighs a ton
Harry – Puncher
Egg – Muncher
Author's note: please review. I'd appreciate it greatly. Please read and review my other Kennings as well.