okay, the Shichinintai you might have heard of, but what of the Hoshiyomi group? No? Then look below. This little info does contain spoilers.

The Hoshiyomi group are four ninjas by the names of Suzaku (thats my fav.), Genbu, Byakko, and Seiryuu. Their leader is Hoshiyomi who looks so much like Menomaru, it's not funny. Genbu looks likea green Renkotsu and has the same attitude. Byakko and Seiryuu are dressed in black and look like rotting things. Suzaku actually has hair. Yeah, it's red and spikey. He's very gay. (even more than Jakotsu! WOW!)

these guys are appearing when Akotoki Hojo comes around again!

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Suzaku Vs. Jakotsu

With the Shichinintai...

"I'm bored." You can only guess who said that...the transvestite of the band of seven mercenaries. Renkotsu sighed deeply and then twisted around to face Jakotsu and he screamed.

"Dammit, go fuck a tree!"

The silence lasted for about two seconds and then Jakotsu began rambling again about who know's what. Bankotsu was used to it and learned to put earplugs in his ears. (Duh! Where else would he put them?)

"Why is the sky blue? I mean, come on! I could have been pink or purple or green or something! Blue is just so...so boring."

Suikotsu held his head in his hands. "Dear God, save my poor head." Mukotsu was behind him and just shook his head slightly.

"I agree." He said, and was then accompanied with a nod from Ginkotsu.

"Ohhh...red would look good too--"

Renkotsu just got really pissed and then turned around, screaming at Jakotsu. "Shut the fuck up already if you don't want to get eaten by a fucking monster with a fucking spike that it fucking pokes in your fucking stomach and fucking kills you bitch and puts you in fucking hell!"

Jakotsu was busy counting on his fingers and it seemed he hadn't been paying any attention. Then he looked up at Renkotsu. "You said the 'f' word...uh...seven times! And you called me a bitch! You SINNED!"

"Oh, dear GOD!" Renkotsu screamed across the land, his voice echoing everywhere.

"Let's go...that way!" The red haired hyper demon said, pointing in a random direction, bouncing up and down on his feet. Genbu, the strategist of the pack held his head in his hands and covered his eyes.

"Please stop that disgusting action, Suzaku!" He pleaded along with the other three demons, Byakko, Seiryuu and their leader Hoshiyomi.

"But, why cant we go that way? It's clearer and nicer an funner and playfuller and stuff!" Suzaku named all these reasons why they should go that way very giddy.

Hoshiyomi came up to the youngest of the ninjas and sighed deeply. "Did you have any sweets today?" He asked simply. Suzaku stopped jumping up and down like a love-struck cheerleader and then bit his bottom lip.

"Maybeeeeeee."

"Yes or no?" Byakko added, very annoyed by their phoenix-demon-ninja-gay-dude. Suzaku bounced up and down again, squealing with delight.

"YES! I had three sweet rice balls, a swirly thing I stole from that bitch with the wierdo skirt (Kagome.), and...these really tough but sweet things." He held up gumdrops which were probably most likely for Shippo. "OH! AND I REALLY MISS THAT CUTIE, um...HOJO!"

Genbu looked like he was about to vomit. Byakko and Seiryuu shared the same shocked looks and Hoshiyomi shook his head. "If you didn't fight good, I don't think we'd have you."

Suzaku just shrugged and waited a minute until he finally thought of something. "You're saying I'm stupid?"

"BOY! NOTHING GETS BY YOU, DOES IT?" The other four all asked at the same time.

Bankotsu stopped dead in his tracks, catching everyone's attention...except Jakotsu. "Did you hear that?" He asked, turning to Renkotsu who looked very pissed.

"Besides Jakotsu rambling about why horses are big? No." Renkotsu answered very rudely, as you can imagine and Ginkotsu just said his usual thing. (Gesh!)

"I mean, they could be pea sized, but we wont be able to ride--"

Bankotsu rolled his eyes and then began the normal conversation again, trying to ignore the transvestite's own talk. "No, but did you hear like other men screaming?"

That totally snapped Jakotsu out of his conversation. "What? Men? Where?"

"LOOK AROUND YOU!" Everyone answered.

(boy, don't these two groups have a lot in common?)

"You guys...did you hear anything?" Hoshiyomi asked his group of ninja-demons. Everyone shrugged while a certain random someone screamed across the distance.

"I'M HUNGRY!"

All five of the ninjas froze and then they heard giggling to where Suzaku kneeled. Then, he screamed out too. "DITTO!"

The voice from afar could be heard screaming back. "WHO ARE YOU?"

After shouting, Jakotsu turned to Renkotsu and hid behind him. "Someone's talking to me."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"OW!"

"You idiot, Suzaku! You're leading people right towards us!"

"And...?"

WHAP!

to be continued...

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-Ididntdoit07