Second chapter to Jakotsu Vs. Suzaku...I am suffering madly from writers block and if you have any ideas which you'd like to share with me, please do so!

Thanks to my Reviewers:

furuba232luver323: yeah, Suzaku was the phoenix demon that hit on Akitoki Hojo...no, the episode isn't in the U.S. yet, but since I got the dvd of it off of Ebay, I got to see it and instantly fell in love with the episodes with them. Thanks for youer review, I UPDATED!

silver starlight kitsune: LOL. Is that all you can say? JK, I luv you!

Touya-no-Kogakure: well, they aren't really THAT random, but...OKAY! I might in the next chapter! I added a little shiny in here for you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Okay, somehow the Shichinintai and Hoshiyomi group meet. (I have writers block on how they meet, so...BEAR WITH ME!)

Hoshiyomi stepped in front of his ninjas and yelled at the Shichinintai, wondering who the hell they even were. "Tell me your names, or you wont have to suffer!"

Bankotsu and the six other mercenaries laughed and pulled out their weapons. "Us suffer? How about YOU suffer!" He yelled back.

Suzaku peeked out of his large black coat and eyed the group of men and licked his lips. "Hey, Hoshiyomi...they're all men!"

Hoshiyomi glared back at the phoenix-ninja-demon. "No, really?" He tried to sound dumfounded but Suzaku finally got what he meant, and then looked back to the group.

"Hey...why do they have a wench with them?" He asked, not really to anyone specifically, but made it loud enough for the Shichinintai to hear.

Bankotsu, Renkotsu, Suikotsu, Mukotsu, Ginkotsu, and Kyokotsu looked to Jakotsu who practically had hell flaming up behind him. "What-did-y-you-call-m-m-m-meeeee?" he managed through clenched teeth. The other mercenaries slowly backed away from their totally pissed member.

Suzaku came back to his senses and realized that the 'woman' was indeed a man. "Oh...sorry...he's cute."

Jakotsu's eyes grew wide and he stared at the phoenix man. 'That freak called me cute...' he looked to the other Shichinintai who stared blankly at him and back to Suzaku.

"You are too!" He yelled back, earning a smirk from the phoenix.

In almost a flash of light, Suzaku had Jakotsu pinned to a tree, and stared at the snake-fang markings on his face. "Ooo, I like those...they match your yukata and eyes." Okay, from this point on, even for Jakotsu, this guy was freaking him out.

Then, to everyone's surprise, Suzaku licked– (yes I said 'licked') Jakotsu's cheek. "HOLY SHIT!" Jakotsu screamed, very high I might add, as he pushed the phoenix demon away. "Get away from me!"

Suzaku was pushed on his but on the ground and pointed up at him. "You pushed me down!" Jakotsu looked more pissed than ever as he yelled back at the demon.

"NO CRAP!"

The Shichinintai and Hoshiyomi group stared at the two, not blinking except for Renkotsu who just squinted his eyes and looked away, squealing.

Suzaku was now pissed as you can tell from being pushed and he turned into his phoenix form, and Jakotsu reached for his sword.

"Oh, a sword? What are you going to do? Whack me to death?" Suzaku taunted, not seeing the way there were separate blades from the sword.

"Oh, seriously, Chicken-boy!"

"I'm a phoenix!"

"Really? But did you know that snakes eat little birdies?"

"Oh, really?" And then Suzaku chased Jakotsu around, occasionally pecking at the ground near the mercenary's feet. Jakotsu ran quickly, trying to get away from this giant 'chicken.' "You run like a girl!" Suzaku said, whipping up his feathers.

Jakotsu then came up with a good comeback. "You would too if you'd run a little faster!"

Suddenly, Suzaku stopped running and stared at the sword Bankotsu had. "Ooo...pointy."

how was that? Love it? hate it? please tell me so in a review!

-Ididntdoit07