A/N: Hi, sorry it took so long I was busy working on my website. I'm not doing much now exept listening to my iPod and typing this so...yea. Thanks for the reviews keep sending them. My friend read this story and said that the last chapter was so funny and told me what I should do for date #2. She told me this story about a man that's like OBSESSED with spirits, or aliens or whatever she said he was creepy. I kind of liked it so I thought I should try it. If you have any ideas for weird dates tell me please! I'll see what I can do with them. enjoy!
Mia's POV-Date #2
Date#2 Dean- I'm kind of tall, I have brown hair,and blue green eyes. I'll be wearing brown pants, white shirt, green jacket and since it's raining today I have an umbrella (color:navy blue) I'll meet you in Times Square.
At least I could walk there this time. Anyways I saw the guy standing there, I looked at him up and down. He was kind of cute. So here's how my date went:
Mia: Hi I'm Mia!
Dean: Dean. (looking at me)
Mia: So where are we going?
Dean: Cafe 34 (A/N: I think that's a real cafe in new york I can't remember the name I think it's Cafe 34 or 34th I'm going to have to check on that.)
We walked over there and ordered two coffees.
Mia: Dean? Why are you looking around like that? Is there something you lost?
Dean: No I didn't lose my soul yet.
Mia: W-what? (chocking on coffee)
Dean: Can I ask you a question? (his eyes were focusing on me)
Mia: yes.
Dean: Are you a man?
Mia: What? (spitting coffee on Dean's face)
Dean: Ouch. (going to the mens restroom)
5 minutes later
Mia: I'm so sorry Dean but why the heck did you ask me that question?
Dean: There spirits here Mia...
Mia: (looking confused)
Dean: They take over your body...a man could have taken over your body you know.
Mia: Whatever. (about to drink coffee)
Dean: STOP!
Mia: What?
Dean: The spirits they put poison on your coffee... (crying)
Mia: Dean, it's just coffee. (looking bored)
Dean: The spirits could of trapped your soul...(crying some more)
Mia: Yourbetter than that kid insixth sence (it's a movie)...(taking a sip of my coffee)
Dean: Noooooooooooooooo
Mia: Dean I'm still alive I'm not going anywhere.
Dean: Your still here!
Mia: Uh-huh so do you have a job?
Dean: Yea the best one...ghost hunter.
Mia: Is that what you only do for a living?
Dean: You sure your not a man?
Mia: Shut up!
Dean: Understood.
Mia: What's up with you and telling ladies if theirmen? (yelling loudly)
Dean: Taking over bodies Mia think of the possibilities...
Mia: Are you sure if someone took over your body?
Dean: Your right. I could be someone I'm not that I'm actually me but not the real me (keeps rambling)
Mia: Oh no Dean it's your lost dead brother quick get him before it's so late. (I said sarcasticly)
Dean: (Hits his head) Get out of my body I know your there or I'll have to kick you and I don't have to be more specific than that. Not coming out huh? (kicks himself where the penis is) Ahhhhhhhhh! Come out your not staying there no your not...
Mia: (walks away from the table)
(A woman looked at me)
Mia: He's an actor practicing
Woman: for what?
Mia: The Mental Academy
Dean: CHARLIE! I HAVE TO LET YOU FREE!
Mia: Bye see you never (and I left)
Michael's POV-Date #2
Sandy-I have long dirty blonde hair, I'm tall,and have green eyes. I'm wearing a t-shirt with a peace sign on it and blue jeans.
I don't like where this is going. I saw her and well it's pretty obvious she's a hippee.
Sandy: Hello I'm Sandy!
Michael: I'm Michael.
Sandy: Is there peace in your life? Because you don't look to good right now.
Michael: I'm fine it's ok.
Sandy: Come in my apartment Michael.
Michael: Um...ok.
Sandy: Perhaps what you need is a good meditation
Michael: Um...no I'll pass.
Sandy: No...sit down it will relax you I promise.
Michael: Well I was thinking of taking a break and relax I feel tense you know?
Sandy: of course I promise this will relax you andtake all those problems I know how to make you feel as good as new!
Michael: Ok sure so what do I do?
Sandy: Sit here on this mat.
(I sat on the mat next to Sandy)
Sandy: Cross your legs and close your eyes breathe in and out.
(I did as I was told)
Michael: Hmm. What are you doing to my back?
Sandy: Putting your shoulders down. Come on realx.
Michael: What next?
Sandy: take off your shoes?
Michael: ok. (taking off shoes)
Sandy: You also need to take off you socks.
Michael: fine.
Sandy: Now think of the place where you would like to be now.
Michael: Ok.
Sandy: Now hum a peaceful song to your self.
Michael: Ok.
Sandy: earase those problems and memories and everything that bothers you now.
Michael: Ok.
Sandy: Put happy thoughts in your head and lay down.
Michael: Ok.
Sandy: Now take off that shirt.
Michael: O-...wait...what?
Sandy: trust me it's part of the proccess
Michael: No way!
Sandy: Do it now or I'll charge you $67! (looking angry)
Michael: Fine ok ok!
Sandy: Close your eyes.
Michael: Uh sandy? Why are you putting fruit on my chest?
Sandy: (smelling them)
Sandy: Take off your pants.
Michael: Um no thank you.
Sandy: Then in that case you owe me $67
Michael: What for what?
Sandy: You have been relaxed for 65 minutes I'm a teacher and you need to pay me.
Michael: 65? I then why did you say I owe you 67?
Sandy: for not taking your pants off.
Michael: What's in my pants is ...none of your buissness. Now bye.
Sandy: Ok oh and Michael?
Michael: Yea?
Sandy: $67! Bye sucker I mean Michael.
Michael: Whatever.
I guess she fooled me. I said it before and I'll repeat it again I HATE LILLY!