Jakotsu Vs. Suzaku CHAPTER 3

Oh, my God. It's been so long, and I apologize! Writers block is a bitch and I am very sorry. I've been caught up with a lot of stuff lately and hopefully I'll get this fiction up and working again.

disclaimer: Dont own Shichinintai, Hoshiyomi group, or anything...except my laptop.

Bankotsu stared at the large bird that seemed to be hypnotized by the shiny Banryuu. "Um...I'm Bankotsu." He said innocently, trying not to trigger anything bad. Jakotsu stopped running, and turned back to see the giant chicken walking closer to Bankotsu.

"Oh, shit no."

The transexual zombie jumped out infront of Suzaku, and growled. "Mr. Chicken boy, shut up. I mean-- Don't look at him that way. He's mine."

At that same time, Genbu and Renkotsu slapped a hand to their foreheads, groaning. Suzaku slowly morphed back into his normal form with his arms still crossed behind his back. "Fine. Then you can't have Hoshiyomi-sama."

"Fine." Jakotsu said.

"Fine." Suzaku said, turning around.

"Fine." Jakotsu said, backing up.

"Fine." Suzaku said, placing his hands on his hips, smiling.

"Alright." Jakotsu said, challenging the demon.

"Alright." Suzaku caught Jakotsu's eye and giggled.

"...This is so wierd!" Jakotsu blushed.

"I know!" Suzaku exclaimed, turning around to grab Jakotsu's hands in his and the two bounced up and down in a sissy squeal.

"Have you ever wondered why a pig is called a 'pig'?" Jakotsu asked, with a happy-go expression that Suzaku also had.

"All the time! Have you ever noticed that Bankotsu looks like Hiten?"

"...Who?" Jakotsu asked.

"What?"

"Where?"

"Why?"

"Why 'why' and what?" Jakotsu pondered.

"What?"

"What?"

"Nevermind!"

"Okay! Have you ever noticed that Hoshiyomi looks like that dude in the 1st Inuyasha movie?" Jakotsu asked, looking past Suzaku to the leader of the Gods.

"Oh yeah! And like...Have you ever done a mastrubation?"

"...No...have you?" Jakotsu asked in wonderment. Suzaku turned red and giggled, also looking away from everyone.

"Yeah." Suzaku smiled back at everyone, making them all back away slowly. "I like to look at things giving birth." He giggled once again, making the others all back away more. "What? I like the blood."

"I like blood lust." Jakotsu strolled up to the demon again.

"I like blood on cute men."

"I like blood on women...I hate women. Every woman must die."

"Nah...not all of them are bad. Besides without women, men wouldn't be born unless..." Suzaku gasped, and the entire Hoshiyomi group ran up to him gasping also.

"He-he just said something semi-smart!" Genbu rejoiced. Seiryuu and Byakko hugged Suzaku around the sides, making the phoenix blush. "You sure proved us wrong about being 'completely' stupid!"

"The square root of 144 is 12."

"Oh, my God!" Hoshiyomi exclaimed, and glomped Suzaku from behind. "You are so much smarter thatn that stupid bitch, Tsukiyomi!" Inside, Suzaku did a victory dance.

"Well...that's...interesting." Jakotsu proclaimed, turning back to the Shichinintai. Renkotsu stepped infront of the rest of the mercenaries and pointed to Jakotsu.

"If I had to choose between you and that chicken, I'd chose you. I don't think I could ever live with another genius."

"So I can stay?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Yay!"

Ok, been a long time since I updated, sorry. Ok, please R&R, I love all of you, and I hope you didn't forget about this fiction!

-Ididntdoit07