A/N: I'm so sorry I'm not updating more often. My computer got screwed so I'm getting a new one and so I will be writing more then I used to I'm now using my dad's office computer (Noooo!) Here is a new chapter!

Kelly- I have bleach blonde hair, green eyes, I'm also tall (and curvey!) I wearing a pink tank top and a pink mini skirt. See you there.

Ok so why am I SCARED? Oh I take that back who's the cute blondie over there?

Kelly: Hi I'm Kelly!

Michael: Michael, nice to meet you.

Kelly: Oh my god! Nice abbs hottie! (she lifted my shirt up)

Michael: Uh...thanks. Do you usually lift guys shirts to see their body when you first meet them?

Kelly: Chill. At least I complimented you so there!

Michael: Well thanks for the compliment. I set up a pick nick table in Central Park want to come with me? (I held out my arm)

Kelly: Oh how sexy of you! (she took it)

We sat down and began talking.

Kelly: Hey...do you hear guitar noises?

Michael: Yea. (eating sandwich)

Kelly: I like musicans!

Michael: I can play too.

Kelly: Ohhh. Nice.

Michael: So what'd you do yesterday?

Kelly: Oh so like it was such a long day!See Jessica and I were like talking about my ex-boyfriend, she says he was a jerk! You know what she is such a bitch! I broke up with him because he was cheating on me cause he's like 'no I'm not!' and I'm like 'yes you are' and he's like 'Linsey wanted to kiss me she like literally pulled me to her I couldn't help it'. Oh my god he is such a liar and he was like talking about how I slept with this guy. 'like no I didn't!" and he was like your such a liar! What the heck I bow down to him and this is what he does! I can't believe him! I had to break it off if he want this piece of ass he better kiss it good bye cause we're over! Maybe jess was right and yasmine said it would happend she was like 'Oh my god I like so told you so!" and I'm like 'no way. So how was you day?

Michael: (Dozeing off) Hmm? What?
Kelly: Oh god did I like bore you or like what?

Michael: Uh...

Kelly: Oh no you didn't? Like oh my god if your like so bored of me why don't you leave?

Michael: I wasn't...

Kelly: Good then...

Michael: Sorry but I didn't need a life story..you know?

Kelly: Ya... Okay, sodo you think that this shirt makes me look like I gained 10 pounds?

Michael: Well I-

Kelly: Oh my gosh I look like a one of those fat people on TV ahhh!

Michael: Well a little exersice works but I don't think-

Kelly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Michael: Kelly shut up! You going to cause a scandal!

Kelly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Michael: Shhhh! (covers Kelly's mouth)

Kelly: Ohhh muscular arms! How do you do it Michael? Is this some gift? (comes closer)
Michael: Um...ok so let's finish this luch.

Kelly: So what Movies you watching these days?

Michael: Oh I recently saw 'Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith'

Kelly: Eww! Is that like the geek movie. At least they made princess Ria hot this time cause you call those muffins on her hair a hair syle I mean heeeeeeeeeeeeellooooooo major fashion mistake there right? I seen this stupid movie with my brother and I had one question no one even bothered to answer. Why the heck did they name the guy Clay Aiken? Helloooo the guy do so not look like Clay! Oh yea and he didn't sing at all so that made the show so suckish!

Michael: It's Aniken and it's princess Lea(A/N: I have no idea how to spell that name so I know theres an error here)

Kelly: Lea, Ria, Mia, Fia whatever I'm still right about her hair though

Michael: Her hair is suposed to look like that...I think

Kelly: And why is she marrying that guy he is such a phycho! She has babies and what are the babies going to learn that he's a phyco DADDY! Hi my name is Sith I am your father I know I may seem like a freak wearing a toy mask and hidious black metal armor and I may have a voice that looked like it came from the barney show but I'm your Dada give me a hug! Yea that's like not how I would want a ending to be bad movie. Now Legally Blonde is a good movie!

Michael: That is so not (at all!) the whole point of the movie. I have to watch the movies before watching this one.

Kelly: Eww your a geek that is sooooo wrong! A geek in a hot looking guy's body yea soo soo sooooo wrong!

Michael: Ugh...

Kelly: Let's turn on the radio!

She stopped at a Brittany Spears song (Toxic)and danced like her but even more weirder. She started shaking her but all up on my face. She whispered in my ear.

Kelly: Let's make love in my apartment.

Michael: Uh... I just met you.

Kelly: So...I don't care! I do this 4 times a week with strangers even teenaged boys.

Michael: Ok your crazy I'm sorry but I have to go.

Kelly: No stay!

Michael: Fine.

Kelly: Good. I'm hot by the way you wouldn't want this to leave now do ya? So anyway want to hear about my conversation with jenny? Ok so-

Michael: SHUT UP! SHUT UP KELLY! You may be hot but you need the right persanality to go with it. And you want to know what I think? I think your a dumb ass. So bye bye now.

Kelly: Idiot like so not the best date in the world! I'm telling this to Sandy.

Michael: Make sure she doesn't go to sleep when your telling her.

I WILL SAY IT AGAIN I HATE LILLY!

Lilly: Hello?

Micheal: Want me to come over there and kill you?

Lilly: I'll take it as your date didn't go to well either?
Michael: Either? Who els-

Lilly: Nothing. Nevermind. Well bro you know you'll find the right one. I bet your date tomorrow is going to be great!

Michael: I doubt that.

Lilly: Who do you have tomorrow?
Michael: Elsie

Lilly: Sounds cool!

Michael: I was thinking...WHAT KIND OF WEBSITE DID I SIGN MYSELF INTO?

Lilly: Relax it's not like it's a freak website or anything right?

Michael: Sure. You could say that I guess.

Sorry it's kind of sort I have to leave but I will be updating my stories! And I will have a new story out sortly!

-Music 2 my ears

P.S. Review please! Oh and thanks for the reviews!