Michael: Uh...hi?
Christy: Hi!
Ok. I did not expect to see a woman in her...40's finding young dates. I had no idea what I was getting into.
Michael: So uh you hungry?
Christy: Oh there's a food court over there. Hey don't you love the fall fest?
Michael: Yea I guess
At the food court
Christy: So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Michael: Uh...well I uh um (biting sandwhich)
Christy: Oh sweetie let me get this (wiped of the ketchup on his chin) there (laughing)Oh isn't that funny?
Michael: (fake laughing) Well I am uh, Michael Moscovitz
Christy: Moscovitz hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh god hahahaha
Michael: What's so funny?
Christy: Don't you young people laugh at anything people say
Michael: I...guess
Christy: Then I'm fitting in...right? Cool
Michael: Right.
Noah: MIA! Like oh my god! Give me a hug!
Mia: Uh hi!
Noah: I'm Noah so yea so how do you like it here in the carnival?
Mia: It's a festival
Noah: Like whatever
Mia: Okay...so...what's up?
Noah: Like so much. I need a girlfriend to help me out. You can help me out right girl friend?
Mia: Um...you only went on the dating site to find a "girlfriend" to help you out with your problems? Your not interested in dating?
Noah: Like duh! This is the only way I could find a girl who can help. So let's sit down.
Mia: Shit.
Christy: So my other husband went "I was hip at that night" Hahahaha.
Michael: Ha. (bored)
Christy: I'm sorry am I boring you sweetie puss?
Michael: A tad.
Christy: I'm sure I need to use my cool talk. Ok waz up homie Chris Chis here I'm telling ya about my last b-day party! Yoooooooooooooo. What do you think?
Michael: I think-
Christy: Ahhhhhh this is fun- dude.
Michael: What the fuck (mouthing it )
Christy: Young man. No language like that. Go to time out NOW!
Michael: But- But-
Christy: No buts
Michael: Where?
Christy: Go go to ...the bathroom
Michael: I'm sorry ma'am but no!
Christy: NOW! (Pulling his ear and walking him toward the bathroom
Michael: Ouch! Ohhhh. Ok ok let go...please.
Christy: Thank you for your manners.
Michael: Whatever.
Christy: WHAT?
Michael: I mean your welcome.
Christy: Good Mikey Wikey (pinching his cheeks)
Michael: Please don't do that. I'm in a public area
Some man walking by: Having fun with your Mom kid? Hahaha
(Sign)
Noah: So like I was sooooooo mad I needed to therapy and they like so didn't help! Now I don't have any friends.
Mia: Listen-
Noah: And they are so going to get it you'll see. I have problems BIG problems. I had a boyfriend and he broke up with me because I'M ANNOYING! (crying)
Mia: It's alright (patting him on the back)
Remember that guitar guy? Here he is!
Trent:
If your having trouble finding a date
Can't quite find that mate
You feel hopeless
So so so so hopeless
That you finally see
That I'm the one for you
And you know it's true
Oh baby-
Mia: Would you shut up and stop following me! I am so not hopeless...I'm...I'm great
Noah: (still sobbing) Mia please I need help I'll tell you another story-
Mia: No! Ahhhhhhh! (Leaving)
Trent: (singing) I'm still availableremember meHey look Mia,I got a new guitar!
Mia: (pulled out a chord)
Trent: Baby don't leave! I NEED SOME MONEY TO GET THAT FIXED! Wait! (running behind Mia)
Christy: Come out Michael
Michael: No!
Christy: Why not?
Michael: I look like Mr. Roggers on ice.
Christy: Come out.
He came out with a ridiculous green sweater with tight pants and horrible brown shoes. When he came out. Girls started whistling at him and saying stuff like, "Tight but." and they kept gigling like well...girls. All around the store you could see girls staring at him.
Christy: PERFECT! My boss will "freak" like you kids say. Haha.
Michael: I am not wearing this in front of your office to try to get back at your boss!
Christy: Young man you are going to pay attention to me is that understood?
Michael: I-
Christy: Good. Now let's go.
Some girl at the counter: Hey mama's boy can I have your phone number?
The left the store leaving Michael full of embarassment.
Christy: Go in there.
Michael: Ok, listen I had a ...nice time and all but I really find you annoying weird and un cool ok? I'm not trying to be mean but WHAT THE HELL? Stop freaking me out with that mother thing! Stop trying to date younger men because I don't think nobody is going to like you. So there. Bye. (walking away)
Christy: I'll get you for this boy!
A/N: I'm not sure if you noticed but did you see that every girl Michael dated. Were like saying in the end something like I'll get you or something like that. Well you'll find out. Thought you should know.
Kindness: What's wrong?
Hopeless: Nothing.
Kindness: Why the change of sn?
Hopeless: Because I am hopeless.
Kindness: I am.
Hopeless: No I am.
Kindness: Well at least no singing guitar guy told you that.
Hopeless: WHAT?
Kindness: Nevermind.
Hopeless: Bad date huh?
Kindness: Duh!
Hopeless: Yea I'm starting to loose hope in this website. Maybe I'll be single forever.
Kindness: No you won't. I mean you sound like a nice decent guy.
Hopeless: Thanks.
Kindness: Your not going to give up like that. I mean I'm sure that one special girl will love to go on a date with you.
Hopeless: Thanks. You really are kind. Haha.
Kindness: Haha. Just here to help.
Hopeless: You know out of all the girls I dated so far your quite a charm. Why is that?
Kindness: I don't know. I'm nothing special.
Hopeless: You sound like someone special. You sound so familiar. Have we met?
Kindness: No.
Hopeless: What do you say about my luck onfinding adate?
Kindness: No one perfect huh?
Hopeless: Exactly.
Kindness: That's how I feel too. There's so many people out there and well I seem not to someone.
Hopeless: Woman find me boring I guess. I guess "perfect" isn't something I'll find anytime.
Kindness: STOP IT! Your not boring. You'll find that perfect woman. I'm sure lots of woman would love to date you.
Hopeless: Would you?
Kindness: Would I what?
Hopeless: Go on a date with me.