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Lilly came in the apartment with a evil grin on her face.
"Where've you been?" I asked as she past me.
"Oh no where really." She smiled and went to her room.
Remember Friday at noon. Or you loose. Did I mention friday is Mia's birthday?
-Lilly
Some e-mail right? HOLLY CRAP! Mia's birthday! Lilly really is a nice person.I forgot about that. I'm a terrible person. Not that I care. Okay back to the date hunt.
No...
"Hey Mia?" Lilly and Mia were in the kitchen cooking lunch when Lilly asked.
"Yea?"
"How would you like to go on a big dinner for your birthday?"
"Lilly, I wouldn't want anything special." Mia replied.
"Come on. It'll be fun...Michael will be there..."
"And what makes you think I'll say yes by knowing this?"
"I don't know just wondering..."
"Lilly!" Mia yelled
"Okay, okay."
They were both interupted by no other than... Trent. He was at my window. Wait how'd he get there? Oh wait he's on a tree! Oh shit! My window is completly opened!
"Fine I'll go to the dinner. NOT because Michael will be there but because I want to." Lilly smiled among herself and left the kitchen. What is up with her? Seriously! I mean you'd say it's perfectly natural. But you got to see it, baby that is one girl who nuts!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lilly is one funny girl. She left my computer on with a note.
Welcome back!
She left it on...Datematcher. com she's insane! No way am I never ever...
Michael: Hi I'm Michael!
Ryla: Ryla. (codly)
Michael got out his hand so she could shake it.
Michael: Hahaha don't leave me hanging haha
Ryla: I don't shake anything body part of mine not my "booty" not my head not my chest not my hand.
Michael: Okay...
Ryla: Are you going to stand there?
Michael: Oh sorry. I'll take you to a cool coffee shop. Come on.
Ryla: I don't drink anything black.
Michael: Hahaha you're wearing black.
Ryla: (stepping closer) do you have a problem with it?
Michael: (sweating) uh...no. Coffee is not black coffee can be brown too.
Ryla: Fine.
Michael: Let's go!
Ryla: (unenthusiastically) Yay.
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(At the coffee shop)
Michael: Isn't it a nice day? I love the sun.
Ryla: A I like thunderstorms. I hate the sun.
Michael: (gulps) so why are you not happy? Something wrong?
Ryla: I don't do happy
Michael: No smiling?
Ryla: I don't smile.
The waiter brought their mugs over to them.
Michael: Thanks (to waiter)
Ryla: Go away (looking at waiter with evil stare)
Michael: (sigh)
Ryla: (drinks mug) I hate this.
Michael: Do you want me to order something else?
Ryla: No.
Michael: You sure?
Ryla: I said...no.
Michael. Okay. So do you live here?
Ryla: No. I live in a hole. What do you think?
Michael: Just wondering. You know not all people are from here. So tell me about yourself.
Ryla: What personal imformation do I have to revealto stranger for?
Michael: You just tell cool stuff about you.
Ryla: I write poems.
Michael: Really?
Ryla: I hate myself, I hate my life, I hate the world, my world if full of HATE.
Michael: That's a really nice peom, Ryla.
Ryla: It's not a poem.
Michael: Oh (feeling dumb)
Ryla: Those are facts about me.
Michael: So can you share a poem?
Ryla: What are you my teacher?
Michael: I just asked...
Ryla: (rolls eyes)
I see darkness
I see darkness inside you idiotic little head
Now it's time for bed
To bad I said,
cause you'll be gone.
Once you close your eyes
I say bye bye bye
your life will flash back since day one
and it won't be fun
cause after that you'll be gone gone gone.
Michael: (wide eyed) interesting...poem
Ryla: It's not a poem...it's your future.
Michael: What?...
Ryla: (laughs evily) I was joking. (back to serious mode)
Michael: Right. Can I ask you a question?
Ryla: I don't like questions.
Michael: Yea but-
Ryla: I said I don't. (raises voise)
Michael: So want desert?
Waiter: Would you like any sweet treats miss? We have a great menu of deserts!
Ryla: I hate sweet.
Waiter: You sure?
Ryla: I said I do. You you have something to say back? Go ahead but you'll be the one who gets it in the end.
(waiter leaves)
Michael: Ryla mind being a bit...kind.
Ryla: I don't do kind.
I put my head down begining to regret this bet. That is when I noticed a pair of feet outside the coffee shop window in front of me. I looked up to see Lilly. She crossed her arms and raised her left eyebrow. The she shook her head and laughed she moutherd "give up?" I exploded and triend making it look like I'm having a good time with Ryla.
Michael: Ryla you crack me up! Nice jokes! You can cut the darkness girl act now.
Ryla: I don't do funny
Michael: Hahaha
Ryla: (Puts on a serious face)
I stopped laughing. Lilly laughed at what happend and walked away.
Ryla: Who's that?
Michael: My nightmare. She says I can't get a date cause I still love a girl.
Ryla: You love a girl?
Michael: I DON'T LOVE HER!
Ryla: You said love instead of like. People would of said "like" you didn't
Michael: I- Well...what do you know?
Ryla: Everything. Tell her.
Michael: What are you my sister?
Ryla: No. Just a knows everything friend. Tell her.
I got freaked out and left. All I herd from Ryla was:
"You left our date. You made me mad. Now I hate dates because of you."
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12:00
I am still looking hard in front of my computer.
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2:00 am
I keep looking...
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4:00
Man is dead I lay my head on the keyboard
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