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Chapter 2: Unexpected Changes

As soon as Harry saw Draco collapse he formed a brilliant plan. He would help Draco so that Draco would be in his debt. Then Draco couldn't blackmail him about Blair! So he hurried to Draco.

"Professor Snape! I think he might need to go to the hospital wing!" said Harry

"Indeed Potter, and who will take him there?" replied Snape

"I will Professor!" Shrieked Pansy

"No, I believe I will have Mr. Potter do the Honor, as he seems so eager to help." Said Snape sneering at Harry.

Harry tried to look upset at this. "Yes Professor." He said and then exited the room carrying the unconscious Malfoy.

They weren't far from the door when Harry started to notice Draco changing. His hair started to lengthen and his clothes became an old fashioned American southern woman's dress. He dropped Draco in Surprise when the false breasts appeared. That was when Draco woke up.

"Why hello." Said Draco in a southern accent. "I'm Chris Plantation. And who would y'all be?"

"Ummmm, Draco. This is weird. I'm Harry Potter."

"Why Mr. Potter! I do believe that you have the most amazin' eyes I have eva' seen!" Said 'Chris' batting his eyelashes.

Harry Shuddered. What in the hell was wrong with Malfoy. Then it hit him, Literally, Chris hit him with a fan. The Potion, It made Malfoy this way.

'Daman it Neville! What the hell was that potion!' thought Harry

Then the bell sounded for the end of class.

"Umm come on Chris. We need to go see your, Ummmm, Uncle Severus."

"Why Harry!" Giggled Chris. "I do believe you are a most kine' gentleman!"

And so Harry escorted Chris to see her um, no, HIS, uncle.

As Harry entered the room he said. "Severus, I think we have a problem."

"What do you mean Potter."

"Let Me introduce Draco, umm, I mean 'Chris'."

Draco runs up to Severus and hugs him. "WHY UNCLE SEV'RUS! It's been so long!"

"I think I see what you mean, Potter."

"What should we do, sir?"

"We have to continue as normal. No one else is to know this is Draco."

"Will he be able to go back?"

"I won't know until I analyze the potion further Potter."

Then 'Chris begins to sway and faints. Harry catches Him/her before she/he hits the ground. The next thing they know Harry is holding Draco.

"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME POTTER!"

"Well I guess that answers that question…." Harry

"Professor what time is it?" Draco

"Time for you to be going Mr. Malfoy. You gave us quite a scare, but if you are fine you should get to class." Snape

Malfoy dashes from the room shouting something like. "I'll get you, you bloody GRYFENDOR!"

"Mr. Potter." Says Snape ominously.

"I would like for you to watch Mr. Malfoy for now. Remember no one else can know of his… condition."

"Understood, sir."

A few Moments later

"Harry" whispers Blair when Harry enters the Charms room. "What took you so long?"

"Just Snape. Greasy git was about to give me detention for stopping Malfoy from breaking his head on the floor. He believed that I shouldn't touch their prince"

"Yeah, I get that. Oh and we're transfiguring stools into bunnies today."

"This should be interesting to watch. Malfoy can't even transfigure a teacup into a saucer."

That was when Harry looked across to Draco. He was staring strangely at the bunny McGonagall had produced and began to sway.

'Oh no, not now! Damn it!' With that last thought Harry rushed out the door just after grabbing the now unconscious Malfoy.

AN: I'll give you one hint. What kind of person is fasinated with cute furry animals...