(Cut to Lorelai getting home. She looks in the chick's cage -- it's empty.)

LORELAI: (yelling) Stella!

(Lorelai starts looking all over the house for Stella.)

LORELAI: Oh, no. No, no. OK. Stella, do something. Show yourself. Molt or chirp or something. Oh this is so not funny. Not funny, not funny. Oh this is so unbelievable. All day long, just chirps like a maniac at the top of her lungs. Now, nothing. Silence. Marcel Marceau chicken. OK, that's OK. I can fix this. We can fix this.

(Lorelai goes to the phone.)

LORELAI: I'm going to make this better. I'm going to fix --

LORELAI: Hello?

LUKE: Yeah.

LORELAI: Luke? Stella got out and I don't know -- do I put seed on the floor? Do I make cheeping sounds? Or do I pull a Lucy Ricardo and walk like a chicken so she thinks I'm her mother?

LUKE: Who the hell is this?

LORELAI: What do you mean who is this? It's Lorelai. Who else would call you looking for her baby chick?

LUKE: You're right. I'm the idiot. Go on.

LORELAI: Could you come over here, please, and help me?

LUKE: Uh, yeah, OK. I'll be right over.

LORELAI: OK, hurry!

(Luke knocks.)

"Luke, hey I tried to call you but you must of already left. I already found Stella!" Lorelia rejoiced, pointing with her finger to the tightly closed cadge. "See!"

"What, you found what did? Who?" Luke stuttered beginning to feel embarrassed. He felt his hands form beads of sweat.

Lorelai stared at him for a moment then stated clearly. "Stella, the chick. I told you about on the phone…" Lorelai sees looks expression and is confused until it hits her.

I remember Sookie telling me about how she wanted to get Jackson in bed with her..So she told him there was a bat in her attic. So this means…

Luke started to laugh nervously hoping she didn't crack the code as to why he was suddenly embarrassed. It was a long silence and finally he broke it.

"Oh right, so that's great. You found…er… your chick. I knew that, of course"

Lorelai looks at Luke suspiciously, pointing one of here eyebrows up.

"Well I guess I better be going…"

Luke motions to the door. His face has, as Lorelai would say, 13 different shades of red. His sweaty palm is about to turn the doorknob when he feels a light tingle on his back. He wonders what it could be but doesn't have much chance to guess when he hears Lorelia's gentle whisper in his ear.

"I'll give you what you came for"

Luke had no time to say anything. Within a matter of seconds she her lips were pressed up against his. The sensation was just as he dreamt it. Passion was exploding like fire works. He returned the kiss with just as much passion and force. He felt like this was a dream. It was unbelievable. He backed her up onto the wall and slipped his hands into her back pockets. He felt her butt though the fabric but wanted more. Lorelai let out a silent moan making Luke crazy. He wanted to rip all her clothes off. He let his tongue slide into her mouth. As their tongues were dueling, he began to move his hands up her shirt. Luke felt her shiver as he placed his hands on her bra clasp and quickly undid it. It rapidly fell to the ground. Lorelai's hands wandered up his shirt and slowly unbuttoning the soft plaid. She let it fall to the floor and then roamed her hands across his chest, felling his muscles and soaking in the experience of felling Luke Danes. Luke couldn't wait anymore and slid his hands up her shirt pushing it up and over her head. He gasped at the wonderful sight of her breasts. He moved his hands down to them and began caressing them. Lorelai moaned and he wanted to hear it again. He slowly rubbed her nipples over and over until they hardened and had turned red. She moaned again and gasped into his ear "faster". He moved his hands and replaced it with his tongue. He licked the crevice between her breasts while his hands worked down to her jean zipper. He slowly began to unzip it, panting hard.

Lorelai couldn't wait; it felt like she was going to burst. She had to have him. She had to have all of him. She closed her eyes and felt her jeans drop to the ground. There was a silence until she felt Luke's warm hands wandering up to her thong. He slowly untied it with his teeth. The wait was unbearable pain. Lorelai let out a sigh of relief when she heard it drop to the ground. She wanted to see all of him, and quick. She motioned for him to stand up and then moved her hands to his jeans. She undid his pants and his boxers accompanied them, falling to the ground. They were both naked and about to have the best experience of a lifetime.