-1Man, does it feel GOOD to have my crazy again! I've been looking everywhere for it, I really have. It must have come back when I lost my sweater. BE DANGEROUS! Interesting chapter last time, eh? (dancing to the craziest song ever) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YIPPEE, COOKIES!

It was now Saturday. Bob, Lucious, and Helen had fallen asleep to the sound of chaos in Dean's warehouse hours before. How much you wanna bet that ain't gonna last?

"Where's de fire, Jack-Jack?"

"(inhale) bpbpth (inhale) bpbpth…"

"He's asleep again, someone bring me coffee!"

"Just a second, Dash!"

"Yow!"

"Are you okay-dokay, Dean, Dahling?"

"I wouldn't have said 'yow' if I was."

"INCOMING!"

CLANG!…

…

"Zat was far from graceful, Violet."

"Owie…"

"Now, whare iz dat chainsaw?"

RrrrRRRRRR-RC-RK-RK-RK-RK!

"Watch it!"

"Dash, stop running me over!"

"I will when she learns to aim!"

"Oh, for de love ov Pete!" BAM BAM BAM!

…

"Are we done?"

"I think we are…"

"Brilliant! I shall get ze others! Zey 'ave probably been up all night waiting for us!"

"They had better. And technically, it'd be 'up all day,' in this case."

"Watevar."

WHAM! (That would be the door opening)

"WE'RE DONE!"

As you might've imagined, the slumbering adults were slumbering no more.

"WAAAAH!"

"WHO'S THERE!"

"NO PANCAKES!"

"'No pancakes?' Dad, what do you dream about?"

It should probably be mentioned that Helen had attached herself to the ceiling when she screamed, which is why she came back down to the floor now. "Wha… What happened?"

"We finished it, Mom!" Dash exclaimed as loudly as he could without waking Jack-Jack.

"Completed!" Edna said joyously.

"Finito. Now excuse me while I collapse," said a very sleepy teenager.

"You mean it's done? You reprogrammed the Rat Assassin and everything?" Bob asked.

"More or less," Dean answered. "Where'd you ever learn to handle a propane torch like that, E?"

"Wat do you zink I did to make money in college, Dahling?"

E in college? Now that's a scary thought.

"Can we see it?" Lucious asked (he'd finished thawing at this point).

"Why of course, Dahling!" E said, waddling/leading the three back into the workshop. "Well? Wat you think?"

"…"

"Uh, E? Well it's… it's uh…"

"Yellow."

"Yeah. Very bright."

"And pink."

"Wasn't this thing just plain steel?"

"Yes, well, I can't 'ave you going around after zomezing like dat, now can I? Bleck!"

"So can we go can we go can we go can we go now!" Dash asked excitedly, jumping up and down (very, very quickly).

"What! I just lay down!" a female teen's voice screamed from the other room, thus waking her younger brother.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Please shut up, Jack-Jack…"

Lucious shrugged to the other two adults (well, not including E). "I guess there's no point in waiting."

"But before you do, zere is somezing you MUST do!" E commanded, pointing her cigarette at Bob.

"What's that?"

"Take me 'OME, of course! 'Onestly, Helen, wat do you do with dis man?"

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"WhOOAa!" Boom. "This-" Boom. "-is not-" Boom. "-a smooth-" Boom. "-ride!"

If you guessed that the Incredibles were in some sort of vehicle, following the slow, huge, lumbering Robot Rat, you'd be wrong. No, they were RIDING the robot rat! Well, most of them anyways. And Frozone.

"Why does-" Boom. "-Vi-"

"Shad-" Boom. "-ow," Elastigirl corrected. Boom.

"Why does she-" Boom. "-get to go in-" Boom. "-the car with Dad?" Boom.

"Good question! Why is that, Helen?" Frozone asked. Boom.

"Elasti-" Boom. "-girl. Because- " Boom. "-she needs driving lessons." Boom.

Speaking of which…

VrrRRR, SCREECH! Vrrrr, SCREEEECH!

"Easy, Vi! Easy!"

"I am being easy!" Screeeeeeeeech! "I'm trying not to hit the stupid thing!"

"Just be calm!"

"I'm-" screech! "-being more calm than you are right now!"

"No need to lose your temper!"

"I'm not!"

You remind me of your mother, Bob thought.

I am so screwed. I should of told them about Tony, Vi thought.

Now, while it was nighttime, and while they weren't following the Rat as it destroyed buildings or something, that did not mean it wasn't Saturday night, following the rat thing down Main street for all the world to see.

"We seem to be-" Boom. "-gathering a crowd."

Boom. "Bat bo BOOM!" the Flare (do you even remember which one that is?) squealed. Boom. (Hint: Baby)

"Hey, I know that guy!" Frozone said. Boom. "He gave me a-" Boom. "-parking ticket last week!"

Rapid Fire looked down at some controls on the Rat he was sitting on. "Does this thing come with a-" Boom. "-fast-forward button?"

Elastigirl took out a walkie-talkie. "Mr. Incredible?"

From inside the car, Mr. Incredible picked up his own walkie-talkie. "Yeah?"

"Call Dean up, ask him if there's a way to make this thing go any faster. We're getting a bit more attention than we anticipated."

"Will do," Bob said as he picked up a cell phone.

"You're not supposed to talk on the phone while driving," Shadow said.

"True, but you're driving," he said while dialing the number.

"You're supposed to keep me from crashing!"

"You're fine, Vi. Hey Dean? We were wondering if the rat could speed up somehow."

"But I haven't slept in like two days! What if I- AAAAAAA!"

She almost went driving into a café when, one, the rat's tail almost hit the car, and two, she thought that guy jogging was Tony. Was it Tony? Maybe she'd better-

"The road!" Bob yelled.

"Crap!" SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! They were definitely inches away from rear-ending the Rat that time.

"Call ya back, Dean."

"Adios," Dean said from the other line. "Wave, you're on TV!"

"Shadow, Vi, Sweetie, I need you to breath."

"Eeeeeeeehhhhhh."

"And out."

"Hhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh."

"Elastigirl? He said do you remember the big blue button he told you not to press?"

Elastigirl looked at the big blue button between the rat's ears. "Yeah."

"Press it."

(click)

The Rat froze, and Shadow slammed on the brakes for the millionth time.

"I thought we were aiming for speed, not stop," Rapid Fire said loudly as he hit the sit of the machine with his hand.

"Maybe you have to hit it more than once?" Frozone suggested.

"Incredible, what's going on?"

Never a good sign if Helen's calling me 'Incredible.' "Just give it a minute."

"We don't have a minute," Elastigirl said, looking around anxiously as people started to surround the car and contraption, wondering what the heck the supers were up to now. Sirens were heard in the distance, getting closer.

Ka-chunk!

"Eh?"

Brup, brrrrrr, GRRRRRRNNNNRNRNR, tch-tch-tch-tch, FRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

"Uh oh."

"Vi, hit the gas."

FOOM!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"IT'S LIKE RIDING A ROCKET!"

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The Rat was presently going about 284 mph, thanks to what we like to call 'firepower' in the tail. The car was going pretty fast, too. That is, until they went off-road.

"W-W-W-W-WH-WH-H-HA-HA-HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AT-AT-AT-T-T-T-T D-D-D-DO-DO-O-O-O I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I D-D-D-D-DO-DO-DO-O-O-O-O N-N-NO-NO-NOW!" Shadow screamed at her father as the car went through a rather hilly forested area, following the Rat.

"JUST FOLLOW THE-" BAM! "…rat." The rat, having stopped abruptly, had just been rear-ended by the careening car. Mr. Incredible would have to have Dean take a look at it later.

Shadow and Mr. Incredible got out of the car and walked to either side of the Rat, where the others were still sitting looking a bit worse-for-ware.

"Hey, you guys okay?"

"Yeah Dad!" Rapid Fire said very loudly. "Great! Ha ha ha!"

"Not great," Shadow said for her brother, shaking her head.

"Never been better! Ha ha! What a rush!"

"Son?"

Rapid Fire jumped off the rat and landed in a heap at his father's feet, a look of pure, deranged confusion on his face.

"How 'bout you Mom? Frozone? Flare?" Shadow asked the remaining rat-passengers.

"I never want to do that again," Frozone said as he attempted to get off without falling over his own feet.

Elastigirl half-oozed, half-fell to the ground by her daughter with Jack-Jack, who was acting pretty oozy himself.

"Where are we?" Rapid Fire asked as he slowly came back to himself.

The rat hissed at something ahead. The group of supers walked cautiously through the trees until they hit a stream. Set in the side of a hill was a large cave-like opening with vertical, iron bars from the top to the bottom of the opening, into which the stream ran. It was part of the city's sewer system from the looks of it.

Mr. Incredible made quick work of the bars, bending them apart until anyone of the supers could fit through. Each of the supers felt a sense of foreboding as they entered the Underminer's lair.

Gasp! AAAAAAAAAAAA, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE END NOW! Isn't this exciting! I'm gonna have so much fun these next few chapters! Who KNOWS what'll happen?…

Well, I do, but- oh forget it.

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