A/N ok fic #7. My Hentai, this will be a trilogy if you would like to call it so. I love writing three chapter stories, you have the beginning, the second where stuff really starts happening, and the end when everything either gets fixed or everything is over and dead and it's very sad.

Sango's POV

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha!

Chapter 1: Hentai

When thinking of the name of this "chapter of my thoughts" as I will call them, I can't help but smile.

I thought of the title you know.

Not because I mean to say Miroku is a hentai, but only because, I think he's made me one too.

Let me tell you this story of complete embarrassment.

It was a normal day. We walked trying to find the next village or the next shard, or the next hint of Naraku.

Inuyasha and Kagome argued, Shippo was annoying, Miroku touched my ass.

I didn't slap him.

Are you shocked yet?

Maybe you are, maybe you're thinking she was so mad she pounded him with her hiraikotsu.

No, I didn't do anything.

I blushed, he smiled, he looked guilty, but only guilty like he had been found out.

I smiled back and walked away.

His jaw dropped. I couldn't stop giggling.

He walked up to me and I knew what he was thinking so I turned around, grabbed his hand, and looked him in the eyes.

"Why didn't you slap me, not that I mind of course, but..." he was getting nervous.

"I don't know, it just didn't bother me today."

"Oh." he smiled again and looked at me.

It just kind of ended there.

So as you can see, the title is for me.

I became a pervert that day, or as I have considered lately, I like Miroku?

That would be strange.

I always thought he was handsome, and when he touches me I never really mind, it's just annoying that I know he's done it to plenty of other girls.

That's really his only problem.

Not that he's perverted because like I said it doesn't bother me, but how can he be that way with every girl he meets.

I want him to show me that I mean more to him.

I can't live a life with him knowing that I might not be his only.

Am I actually considering being with Miroku?

My heart is beating so fast and I can't catch my breath. The butterflies are overwhelming me.

No, I don't want to like him, it would hurt too much.

My eyes are brimming with tears, I wipe them away as quickly as they come and the rain falls all around me.

No one can see my tears, thankfully.

Kagome walks up behind me with an umbrella and hands me a tissue, a simple piece of cloth, but I know what she means, this is her way of saying she's here for me if I need to talk.

I grab the tissue and dab at my eyes just barely.

I don't want to look too miserable. I breathe in and give her a smile as I walk ahead and show that I'm okay.

She stops for a second and is side by side with Inuyasha.

Miroku leaves them alone and drops Shippo to walk on his own.

Miroku runs up behind me and pokes me in the side. I've never seen him like this.

He smiles and puts his arm around my shoulder.

We're approaching a village and a girl runs up and gives Miroku a huge hug.

She was tall-ish with long dark hair, bright green eyes, and long legs. She had a nice smile, and seemed nice, and I don't really hate her (I just met her) but I hate the way she made him drop everything for her.

"Oh my Kami, Suki!" Miroku smiled and hugged her back.

"I've missed you so much, Miroku!" she smiled.

"I missed you too"

They seemed to have a connection, and he cared about her, I think.

They walked along with me for awhile without saying anything to acknowledge me.

I almost started crying again but dropped the umbrella instead so no one would notice.

I decided I had to play his little game, he would make me mad, and sad, and confused, so I would do the same.

I slapped his butt, smiled at him when he looked at me and then ran to Kagome to start talking about anything.

He looked at me and gave this nodding gesture, like he was questioning me, but I acted very seductive, gave him 'the look' and started telling Kagome that I loved the rain.

We entered the village without another word.

A/N what a hentai, both of them , Miroku is chatting it up with some pretty stranger from a nearby village, and Sango is the one groping him!

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