Lets get this out of the way first.

I do NOT own any Buffy or Scooby Doo characters. This is just for fun, and no money is being made from this. If I was making $ from it I'd update a heck of a lot faster. :p

Review Responses:

(Ch7)

mentallyinsane: School is cool. I got to the Dr last week and he gave me the medication I needed. So while it's serious with proper medication it gets knocked out quickly. Re the Spell's. I just needed something short and sweet that would make SOME sense. So I used a HP style. (Kinda)

Sean Malloy-1: This will be it for a week or two. I have a short story to get done on commission and will have to get the paying work done first. Good suggestion on the car I'll re-edit ch7 and move it on in, when I get the chance. RE: W&H we will see.

AnimeHanyo39: Thanks, I said at the beginning I'd avoid Scooby speak when it wasn't needed. But until Scooby is revealed to the BtVS gang they will have to deal with any slip up's he makes. Or when things are rushed/chaotic.

Piscean Wisdom: Xander is still to amazed at Daphne's resemblance to Buffy. And how likely would you to be in suspecting that a group of people you've just met are the real life models for one of your favorite cartoon shows. But it will be coming out soon.

kindred heart: Thanks and welcome onboard this little trip into insanity. I hope you'll enjoy it.

Setting Notes:

Chapter Opens as the Scooby Doo gang has just gotten into Tara's car. In the dark Dawn hasn't noticed Daphne YET. :)

Thoughts are in brackets and italics.

Chapter Eight Buffy's House pt1:

Everyone had piled into Tara's car. A beaten up white Fnord (couldn't resist) station wagon.

Uhm I better bring her in on this or the Dawnmeisters going to freak even more when she notices. "Dawn you better turn the dome light on and greet our guests. Just don't be surprised by anything you see."

Dawn twisted around in her seat belt flipped the dome light on and started looking and being introduced to each of the Scooby gang in turn. Saving the blonde girl who had her hair hanging over her face until last since she was sitting right behind her.

"And last but certainly not least in our new circle of acquaintances is Daphne." Xander was dying to see Dawns expression.

"Oh my God, Buffy! Your hurt will you be alright?"

Daphne was starting to get seriously annoyed with this Buffy person. "I'm NOT Buffy. My name as Xander said, is Daphne. Every time around here somebody call's me Buffy I get deeper in to trouble."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that I get attacked by some kind of monsters just for looking like this Buffy person. I didn't ask for this! We we're just wanting sometime out on the town having fun."

After Daphne's outburst everyone lapsed into a silence until they got to the Summer's residence, and go inside. (Without actually inviting any of the Scooby gang themselves in. Can't be too careful after all.)

Dawn was walking everyone into the living room. "This is it. Where we live and monsters come to visit, uninvited mostly." Looking over at Spike.

"Yeah you remember Buffy's welcome back party? Things were going good until it went dead when the zombies showed up." Xander enjoyed walking down memory lane and scaring the straights.

"You talking Zombie Zombies?" Shag was starting to sound pretty darn nervous.

Daphne was getting more and more depressed. I wish everyone would stop looking at me like that. It's driving me nuts.

"Yep we sure are."

"Doesn't it freak you out?"

"Why should it? All of us here have seen weirder things."

Tara was dying to put her two cents in. "Most of which have wanted to have us all for between meal snacks. It's SunnyHell."

Shrugs from all present residents.

Velma simply had to get involved. "You just seem so blasé about it. You drop your average guy into a situation this freaky situation where vampires are real, and he'd be a babbling idiot, or heading for the hills."

"Actually Velma your wrong." Tara was putting on her lecture hat. Same as when she told Dawn she couldn't have ice cream for her whole dinner. "Your averages guys reactions are exactly why Vampires demons etc are considered to be nothing but superstition."

Xander could take lecturing Willow but not Tara. "Ask Daphne over there she's the head shrink. Almost everyone has the ability to either ignore or conveniently forget or remember things that would upset their world. And that's normal stuff. You add in what we deal with and it can be interesting."

"To say the least." As Spike entered the living room, lighting up a cigarette.

"You know better than that. No smoking in the house. Outside only." Dawn reached up and plucked the lit cigarette right out of Spikes mouth. "Does anyone need to use the bathrooms get a bite to eat or have their wounds looked after?"

Xander Spike Velma and Fred stayed in the living room. While Daphne went off to the bathroom and Tara Dawn Shag and Scooby went into the kitchen. (Cliché I know but what can you do.)

Couple minutes later.

Fred was sounding pretty doubtful. "I don't believe in in vampires except at the movies."

"Tell you what mate. I'll bet you that I can prove that vampires are real. C'mon if your so sure it will be money in the bank for ya." Xander knew Spike was going to enjoy this.

"Fred I'd turn that bet down. Unless you want to throw your money away. If my suspicions prove out it wouldn't be one of your wisest decisions." Velma was looking more and more at Spike.

Scene break-

Dawn was being all officious. "Lets get you tended to."

Shaggy sounded even more surprised. "Your used to doing first aid?" he was wincing from some bruises and scrapes he had gotten from the fight.

"You could say that. Around this place you have to learn a fair bit about it or get on a first name basis with all the nurses and doctors in the emergency room. Not to metion some rather strange looks" She got one of the many first aid kits scattered through the house, down from the kitchen cupboard as she spoke.

They talked as Dawn tended to Shaggy and started checking up on Scooby.

"He really bit all the way through the vamps neck after Velma was hit, and dusted him?"

"He sure did. He would have done the same for any of us."

"Still it's pretty unusual."

"Well Scoob isn't exactly your average Great Dane. He isn't some kind of sissy show dog. He's a bit to homely for that. And he must have something with real stubbornness in his background."

Scooby gave Shaggy a very old fashioned look for the cheap shot. Better watch it. I know where you sleep.

Dawn thought. He must be a very smart dog. It's almost like he can understand us. "Why did you name him Scooby? The cartoons came out when I was a kid. But isn't your naming a Great Dane Scooby kind of like naming a Collie Lassie?"

Shaggy didn't want to lie. But the truth was… "Well uhm…"

Scene Break- (I'm EVIL aren't I.)

"I'll put $50 down that you can't prove to me that Vampires are real, and it's not all some kind of trick."

"$50... Your that sure of yourself then." Spike smiled inwardly.

"If It's to rich for you?"

"Nah $50 fine if you don't have the bollocks to back up your convictions."

"Alright smart guy $100. It'll be the easiest money I've ever made."

Xander was fighting valiantly to keep from bursting out laughing from Spikes ability to set Fred up. I should stop Spike. But with them stuck in Sunnyhell the next couple of days, it would be beast if Fred faced reality. Anyway from our conversation at the Bronze he can afford it and Spike can pay me back that $20 he owes me.

Daphne walked in at this point.

"Ok mate. Get a mirror you can hold in your hand from one of your friends." he was looking at Daphne as he spoke.

"Why do you just assume I have a mirror with me."

"Well gorgeous that's because you're a skirt. And skirts tend to have to have mirrors with them. I should know. The blasted things fouled my dinner up more than once.

"Well I don't. And Velma wouldn't have one either since she doesn't normally keep one with her except on court dates."

"Aw great I was wanting to use one of your mirrors so he couldn't weasel out of our bet."

Fred was thinking. Why would he need a mirror? There hasn't been any time to set up any kind of trick. I have a little credit card sized one in my wallet.

Everyone was looking at him.

"Hey it came with the wallet."

Shaking himself slightly. "That'll work, hold it staedy far enough out that you can see your face and shoulder." Spike came up from behind him.

"W-what are you doing?" Fred stammered.

"Proving that Vampires exist and getting my money."

Daphne was getting worried about this. Blondie boy was acting too sure of himself.

"Now do you feel me grabbing your chin?"

"Ye yeah." Fred also noticed that the mirror wasn't showing Spike. But it was a pretty crappy mirror.

"Do you see that my fingers aren't showing up in the mirror? But you can see where I've grabbed your chin. Now slowly turn your head and face me."

Spike is gonna scare him so bad Fred may just piss his pants. Hey Fred don't worry he won't hurt you."

Why did Xander say he wouldn't hurt me? This whole mirror thing is weird. Must be hypnosis or some other kind of trick. But a little voice told Fred that Spike had never touched the mirror, as he turned and saw Spike in full game face.

"Aughr"

Splat

Fred collapsed straight to the floor so fast that Spike barely had time to break his fall a bit by holding onto his shirt.

"It's a Vampire!" Daphne started looking for the stake she had set down when they got in the house.

Fred's scream brought everyone else that was in the house running to the living room.

Xander was trying to calm the Scooby gang down. "Don't worry Daphne he's completely housebroken."

"Hey"

Xander just couldn't leave it alone. "Harmless"

"Hey! There"

"Impotent"

"Hey! You bloody wanker."

That's enough you two." Dawn was feeling as she normally did when Spike and Xander got going. Like she was the adult of the group

"He was a bad puppy that was fixed." Scooby winced at that particular comment.

Cough

"That's enough Xander. You shouldn't pick on Spike." Dawn was desperately trying to keep from laughing or it would just encourage Xander.

Turning to the Scooby crew. "Spike can't harm a human being in any way without getting Excedrin headache number 1,000,000. We better bring Fred around, so he can pay Spike off. After all he did prove that Vampires are real." Dawn simply had to smile at that.

The Scooby gang was starting to relax a bit with the scoobies ease around the blonde vampire.

Shag was starting to feel comfrotable around Dawn. She seemed so easy with all this craziness. "I'll say thats a big roger dodger. I'll bet that's what Scooby was reacting to when he first came up to the table."

"Rowf"

Did Scooby just answer… No way it couldn't be.

"Lets make sure Fred's all right. Tara please go get the smelling salts."

"Ok Dawnie."

I wish she wouldn't call me that.

"Fred Fred you ok. Speak to me." Daphne was sitting next to him cradling his head while Dawn gave him a quick once over. She took the smelling salts and waved them under Fred's nose.

Pfew those things stink. It's times like this I didn't have such a good sense of smell. Was the thought that was running in both Scooby's and Spikes mind. Both of them backed off from the stench.

"Wha what happened?" Fred was pretty dazed and coughing from the smelling salts.

"Fred I think Spike proved that vampires really do exist?" Daphne couldn't resist a little laugh at Fred's expense.

The front door opened and a certain petite blonde came walking into the living room.

"Just what the hell is going on in her?. Who are all these people in my house? Xander you better have a good explanation."

Daphne turned around to see who was doing all the complaining. They noticed each other simultaneously.

"Oh My God!"

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Yet another cliffy. Bwahahahaha.

Chapter Nine Buffy's House pt2:

We will finally get to see what happens when danger prone Daphne and the Slayer come face to face.

The more reviews I get the more likely I will be to get the next chapter done ASAP. :