Lets get this out of the way first.

I do NOT own any Buffy or Scooby Doo characters. This is just for fun, and no money is being made from this. If I was making $ from it I'd update a heck of a lot faster. :p

This story is set during season Five. Between "Out of My Mind" and "No Place Like Home."

Review Responses:

(Ch11)

AnimeHanyou39: Of course it's sick and twisted. It's a virtual road map of my mind. /

sired-by-spike: You maybe right on Glinda. But I'm staying with Glenda since my spell checker likes it.

Sean Malloy-1: Shaggy's last name is probably Rogers. I was probably going from and old memory of his uncle Shagworthy and his castle.

marykaitlyn: Sorry I didn't update that fast. There's an explanation below.

Piscean Wisdom: It may not have been his last name. But it was mentioned in the cartoon. THAT I vaguely remember. (And not much else apparently ) ;)

CelticLady: It maybe. I'm just going off old memories here and winging it as I type.

Setting Notes:

The chapter opens as Willow Giles and Anya are waiting at the door to be let in.

Chapter 12 Buffy's Clone:

"Oh Daphne play along with Xanders joke. Lets see just how observant my friends are. Go ahead and open the door I'll be waiting in the kitchen listening in."

"Buffy open the door." Giles was sounding a bit wiggy.

"In a minute!" As Buffy headed to her hiding place in the kitchen.

Daphne looked dubiously at her friends. Whispering furiously. "I accept no blame if this backfires. It's her fault." As she headed to the front door.

Giles looked like he was about to channel Ripper if his bloody Slayer didn't open this bloody door right now. He was seriously considering kicking it in since Buffy was taking so long. She might be in trouble. Or she might just be a typical inconsiderate American.

Daphne thought her voice wouldn't fool anybody who knew Buffy. So as she opened the door she decided to pretend that she had a sore throat. "Hi guys come on in." As she rubbed at her throat.

"Buffy you know better than to simply invite someone in at night." Giles tone reminiscent of Ripper, and was more than happy to let his Slayer know it.

Daphne had a chill run down her spine. Something about his tone indicated that he wasn't the nice middle aged man he appeared to be, and she forgot her impersonation. "Excuse me? Just who do you think you are? I've never met you before in my life. I don't have to take that from you. You can apologize right now or leave."

The new arrivals had a thunderstruck expression on their faces.

Willow spoke up first. "Buffy you ok? You didn't hurt your head did you? That's Giles he's been your friend as long as I have."

Buffy knew the jig was up, she called out as she came out of hiding. "Hi guys meet Daphne."

Willow Giles and Anya just looked from one Buffy to the other, almost like they were watching a tennis match.

Giles took his glasses off and started cleaning them as he muttered to himself. "That's it I need a vacation. I'm starting to see things. I've been hit on the head one time to often., or I need a new pair of glasses."

Xander had to speak up. "Hey G-Man your not the only one seeing double."

Willow looked really annoyed. "Spike you know how much trouble you got in for building that… that… Oh I can't think of what to call it."

Xander was ready to keel over laughing from Willows expression. "Will's that isn't Spikes sex-bot."

Daphne and friends shot Xander a look and immediately transferred it to Spike who was looking uncomfortable.

"Hold on there it wasn't me. I didn't do anything." Spike was trying to sound as innocent as he could. (It wasn't working.)

"Spike you remember what I said I'd do to you when I found out about this?" Giles voice was calm and the words didn't seem threatening until you knew more about him.

"Yes I do and I didn't do anything. I must say what you said would have even impressed me an Angelus. This bit was all the boy's fault." As Spike nodded towards Xander.

Anya couldn't believe her ears. "You better not have. I know we talked about our fantasies. But we agreed that we should limit it to the dog catcher and the…" Xander lunged across to clap his hand over Anya's mouth..

"Ahn didn't we talk about this." Xander was terying to sound as reasonable as he could with his embarrassment.

Dawn was listening in with fascination. Anya was a never ending source of topics for conversation with her girl friends. Everyone else but Spike was flushing with embarrassment.

"Well I didn't know that the boy there could turn that many interesting shades of red without covering him in his own blood. I'm impressed." As Spike nodded towards Anya.

"I move that we pretend that conversation never happened." Willow said.

"I second" Buffy chimed in, as Giles finally put his glasses back on.

"Motion carried by acclimation." Scooby put in.

Giles heard a dog speak and said. "Good Lord." As he fainted in surprise.

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Sorry I haven't updated this in a bit. I've been extremely busy and I've mostly been working on Countdown to Judgment day. I really haven't been in the mood to do light hearted comedy. But I decide to try to push this forward and get at least the main plot bunnies taken care of before they breed, even more.

I'm not sure if the timeline for this story fall's exactly canonical. This time Spikes sex-bot was built before this story took place.