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Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken and its characters, Pls. don't sue me (",)
"I wonder why a faggot got dumped in the first place. Maybe she already knew right from the start that you're a rodent when it comes to women. Remember what she said about using you just to buy her a car, man that was pretty tough" Paul explained the details that made Lee boiling like a pot.
"Give it a rest Phoenix!" Lee yelled. Anna and Nina laughed. "I didn't know you're dumped, so that's why there's a song CHAOLAN DOESN'T KNOW" Nina said straight. Lee pouted and mumbled the word 'idiot'.
"By the way, are there only two of you?" Paul asked. "Nah, Marshall Law came along with us, He knows everything in Paris" Nina said.
"Oh, there he is" Anna said. "What's up? What are you guys doing here?" Marshall said. "Long story" Kazuya said "Kazuya wants to…" Before Lee could finish
"Tell the story and I'll bond your lips together with this glue I'm holding right now" Kazuya said angrily. "Since where in the world did you get that glue?" Paul asked "While you guys are on with the 'Friendship Moment' a man was walking by giving free samples of glue" Kazuya said.
"Weird" Paul said with raised eyebrows. "Anyway, that party was a crash, Marshall" Paul said. "Hey, We're going to College, this could be the last time we see each other" Marshall said.
"What in the world is that?" Lee pointed at the thing that's dangling in Marshall's neck. "It's a video camera phone, dimwit" Paul replied.
"I know! But it looks so small to be a video camera" Lee said "It's not just a video camera. it's a cell phone too." Marshall replied. "Can I see it?" Lee asked as he tried to grab the video camera.
"No can do" Marshall said as he slapped Lee's hand
"Ouch! You could tell me!" Lee yelled. "But you tried to grab it" Marshall replied.
"Whatever! We could buy things like that if we want to anyway" Lee replied.
"Great, now that we're in PARIS, what are we going to do now? EAT SNAILS?" Kazuya said
"Eat snails? Gross!" Marshall said.
A group of people stopped and walked beside Marshall, "Who are you?" Marshall asked
"You hate snails?" The tallest man said with a T-shirt that says 'We Love Snails'.
"Yes" Marshall said straight, "We hate snail-hating jerks" The shortest man said. "I don't think those people need any help" Lee said as he ran away screaming like a girl.
"As I thought, He IS a sissy faggot" Kazuya said as he showed his stance. Paul, Marshall, Anna and Nina did the same but the hooligans went back "Are these guys troubling you?" The sports hooligan said
"Yes, they are" Kazuya said calmly "I hate snail-eating puffs" the hooligan said as he called out his pals to beat the snail-loving freaks.
"While they're busy, we could go to the Louvre" Anna said "Fine" everyone said. In the Louvre, a huge line met their gaze.
"Should we wait here or should we just find a train to get to Berlin?" Kazuya said annoyed. Marshall was using his video camera. "Here we are, at the long line of The Louvre" Marshall narrated.
"There's Nina, Anna, a faggot, a shark, a broom and the most handsome guy in the whole world, me" Marshall said as he faced the video camera to himself. The three looked at him except Nina and Anna.
"That's some tight introduction you did, now how did a broom and a shark get in there?" Paul asked. "The most handsome guy in the world, huh" Kazuya said glaring at him. "I'm not a faggot" Lee said as Paul and Kazuya looked at him.
"What now?" Lee asked angrily. "It's true" both of them said. Lee growled and looked away. "I'm just having fun" Marshall said.
"Hey, we could check the Eiffel Tower too" Anna said. "Let's just get out of here, this wood-like thing is freaking me out" Lee said while looking at a dancing wood with a name that says 'Mokujin'.
"Why? He's just doing it for his wood family" Marshall said "Or maybe he's a walking slogan to help save trees" Paul said
"or maybe he's just looking for trouble" Kazuya added. Marshall walked beside Mokujin "Faggot, do not hate me" Marshall said in a robotic voice.
"I'm a tree and I'm programmed to be…Freaky" Marshall said as he gave a wink and started dancing like a tree waving its leafy arms. Mokujin walked closer to Marshall
"That's not a tree dance" Mokujin said in a tree language (like in Tekken 5). "What?" Marshall asked
"That's not a tree dance" Mokujin said in a tree language. "Wait, what?" Marshall asked as he cleaned his ear. Mokujin lost patience and copied Marshall's stance "What the!" Marshall got startled. 'A copy cat, eh?" Marshall thought.
"This is a waste of time" Kazuya complained and started to think about Jun. 'I'm coming Jun, just a few more irritating hours' Kazuya thought,
He remembered her angelic messages that almost sounded like her voice but his thoughts got cut off when he heard someone said 'ROUND 1: FIGHT' (Tekken style).
"Marshall's fighting with a tree? Man, that's so embarrassing" Paul said.
"You're a second rate trying hard copycat!" Marshall said as he continued to fight.
"This is nonsense" Kazuya said annoyed.
"Can we leave him?" Kazuya asked. "I'd like to but he's the only one who knows Paris much better" Paul whispered. "Watching a possessed Bruce Lee is my only choice" Kazuya said irritated. The fight ended when Marshall kicked Mokujin in the groin. The people gave him applause.
"My wooden bs" Mokujin said in a tree language as he rolled in the floor. "Lee, there you are where have you been?" Marshall asked "I didn't know this faggot went out for a walk" Kazuya teased
"I bought a CHAINSAW!" Lee said as he activated his chainsaw, Mokujin saw the chainsaw and ran away
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? HUH? WOODY!" Lee yelled as he held the chainsaw in triumph. 'Now I'm watching a possessed faggot' Kazuya thought.
"YEAH RUN AWAY!" Lee yelled as he deactivated his chainsaw.
"So..." Before Lee could say anything, all of the people left except them.
"Now we can see the Louvre" Lee said "At first, the faggot has done something good" Kazuya said straight.
"I'm good, am I?" Lee said with confidence.
"Only this day" Paul said.
Inside the Louvre, Their eyes feast among the beautiful paintings, except Kazuya who's feasting his thoughts upon seeing Jun sooner.
"Ever wondered how Mona Lisa got her mysterious smile?" Marshall asked all of a sudden.
"I was told that Leonardo Da Vinci was gay, during their times, gay people are executed. So, he drew himself as a woman. Look at the resemblance, Mona Lisa looks like Da Vinci with the exceptions of the eyebrows" Lee explained.
"And now you're spreading rumors about that! You're evil!" Anna said angrily
"You're so lucky Lee, They don't execute faggots anymore this time" Paul said
"Hey, Quit it!" Lee yelled. "Well, I suggest you should draw yourself without eyebrows and post it everywhere and name it MONA LEE SA, but, to prevent wasting paint, you could just admit it, Da Vinci paints better than you" Kazuya teased. Everyone laughed except Lee.
"MONA LEE SA is a good name" Marshall said as he laughed hysterically.
"Ha-ha, I'm so amused" Lee said that made Kazuya think he changed his tune in a girlish way.
"See, now you're showing it" Kazuya said as he chuckled.
"Let's just get out of here. Mona Lisa is making fun of me as well" Lee said calmly
"And now you're blaming a painting" Paul said. "Whatever you say" Lee said as he left the Louvre. "I almost killed a tree for this? Whatever" Marshall said 'he-he, I got this moment on cam anyway' Marshall thought. They left and went to the train station. Inside the train, everyone was teasing Lee
"MONA LEE SA" Paul said calmly and started laughing together with Marshall, Nina and Anna. Lee ignored him. Anna was humming the song 'CHAOLAN DOESN'T KNOW' and Lee glared at her
"what? You got to admit it it's a catchy tune" Anna said as she continued to hum. Everyone is humming except Kazuya who's silently looking at Jun's photo again. Marshall is reviewing the videos he took while laughing.
"Give it a rest, you guys" Lee said annoyed. A middle-aged man with a magazine suddenly walked to their compartment.
"Bongiorno" he greeted. Everyone just gave a nod. He sat beside Paul, Marshall and Kazuya.
"This compartment is full. could you change to other vacant ones?" Paul suggested the man only looked at him.
"I don't think he understands you" Nina said. They've come across a tunnel, as they got out of the tunnel the man's hand is resting on Marshall's knee.
"Kazuya, look" Lee called Kazuya, he was uneasy with the situation. 'Gross' he thought.
"Pardon me, but your hand is resting on my knee" Marshall said nervously
"Ah, Mi Scuzi" The man apologized Paul hurriedly got up and transferred seats leaving Kazuya and Marshall behind. He continued reading the magazine. They've come across another tunnel. As they went out, the man was caressing Marshall's hair
"What are you doing!" Marshall yelled "Mi Scuzi" The man said as he continued to caress Marshall's hair
"NO! LET GO OF MY HAIR!" Marshall panicked.
"Oh no, big tunnel" Paul said. Kazuya looked at the sign and stood. In the big tunnel, they're all screaming
"HELP!" Paul yelled "WHO'S TOUCHING ME!" Anna yelled "I can do everything I want, he-he" Lee said
"Shut up!" everyone yelled.
"HEY! LET GO OF MY COAT!" Kazuya yelled.
"I'M MOLESTED BY A GAY!" Marshall screamed
"LEE, THAT'S NOT A GOOD DECISION" Paul yelled. "I'M OVER HERE, I'M STUCK!" Lee yelled.
"Where's my night goggles?" Nina asked. As they escaped the tunnel, everyone was sitting on the other side, in Lee, Anna and Nina's place while the man got the seats all by himself wearing only his boxers
"Mi Scuzi" He said. They threw him outside the compartment then they locked the door. "That sick pervert" Marshall said annoyed.
"I thought it was Lee" Paul said.
"My photo almost got lost!" Kazuya yelled "Can we see?" Ann said as Kazuya gave her the photo
"She's good looking, I like her hair" Anna said. "I sure hope you're telling the truth Anna or I'll choke you to death" Kazuya said calmly
"Of course, you could easily tell if I'm lying" Anna proved it. "Fine" Kazuya gave a sigh. "So this is this entire trip's about" Marshall said happily,
"We'll help you find her" Marshall said "I want to see this in reality, I'm with you" Anna said
"Since when did you start watching romantic movies?" Nina asked
"I never watch, I just want to be involved" Anna said as she flickered her eyelashes. Kazuya looked at her straight-faced
"right…" he said.
" We're in too" Paul said "I'm in and I'm also looking for some European babes" Lee said, nobody reacted.
"Well, I'm in" Lee added "that's the spirit" Paul said as he nudged Lee. Paul didn't notice he used all of his strength, Lee was left unconscious.
"I guess I hit him too hard for his sassy bones" Paul said teasingly as he laughed.
"You don't know how right you are" Kazuya said. All of them chuckled. 'A few more crazy days and I'll be seeing you Jun' Kazuya thought.
"They had a crazy day in Paris, what happens next? Find out in the next chapter"