Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken so Pls. don't sue me (",) I just wrote this fic to ease my boredom. But I got carried away (hehe)… Enjoy reading this hilarious fic.
The train stopped at the nearest train station.
"The next train will arrive within 4 hours" Kazuya said gritting his teeth. "We can't just stay here doing nothing" Paul said.
The gang stood in silence
"So, what's the plan for today?" Anna asked to break the silence.
"I'm taking a nap, wake me up when the train gets here" Lee said as he lay down in the bench
"We could go to the monument…" Before Marshall could finish,
"Oh no, not another educational-fieldtrip-of-making-fun-Lee again" Lee cut him off.
"There's a nude beach here, let's check it out" Paul said.
"Whatever you say… Just make sure we get to Berlin" Kazuya said expressionless.
"Okay, we can't just take a nap here, let's check that place" Lee said as he stood up.
"That made him say yes" Marshall said to Nina, Nina just shrugged.
In the nudist beach, Kazuya, Marshall, Paul and Lee were walking in their boxers.
"Why is this happening to me?" Kazuya said feeling uneasy.
"Why? Afraid to be seen with no clothes on?" Lee said.
Kazuya just looked at him
" Your confidence is getting on my nerves in case you didn't know" Kazuya said calmly
Lee raised an eyebrow.
"Does nude beach mean we have to get naked too?" Paul asked
"Of course" Lee said full of confidence
"You're kidding me aren't you?" Kazuya said with raised eyebrows.
""Is the word 'NUDE' new to you?" Lee asked the irritated Kazuya.
"Picture this, Was my-fist-getting-to-your-face-if-you-say-anythingNEW to you?"Kazuya said giving a heavy emphasis on the word 'new'
"Think about this as a once in a lifetime experience" Lee said, he has his confidence speeding up.
"I only came for Jun, not ending up getting naked together with freaks like you." Kazuya complained.
"Whatever, let's just do it" Lee said.
"But… I can't just leave my boxers here" Marshall said, he was feeling uneasy.
"Carry it with you" Lee said.
"Fine" Marshall, Kazuya and Paul chorused.
"Let the European babes chase us" Lee said calmly
"When will your hunting slow down!" Marshall said angrily.
"Okay, on a count of five" Paul said.
"Make it three!" Lee yelled.
"You're too excited to get naked" Kazuya said calmly.
Lee chuckled.
"Fine, three" Paul gave up.
"Three, two, one" Paul counted.
Only Lee removed his boxers.
"AH! MY EYES ARE DECEIVING ME" Marshall panicked.
Kazuya and Paul started laughing at the pissed off Lee.
" Are you circ..." Paul was cut off by Lee
"Again! seriously" Lee said.
"Three, two…" Paul, Marshall and Lee removed their boxers except Kazuya who's still standing beside them.
"Now I've seen everything" Kazuya said expressionless.
"Kazuya!" the three shouted.
"You didn't say one" Kazuya answered back.
"ONE" Lee yelled. Kazuya quickly removed his boxers then he covered himself with it.
"HELLO EUROPEAN BABES!" Lee shouted but he got startled.
The people looked at him.
"Seeing naked ladies lately?" the old naked man asked.
"No" the three of them said.
"But there IS one here, the one with the silver hair" Kazuya teased as he laughed evilly.
"Ignore him" Lee prompted.
Kazuya wore his boxers back leaving the three naked.
'Where are the women?' Lee thought. He was disappointed.
According to my guidebook, they're already chased away by male tourists" Marshall explained.
"Another waste of time" Kazuya mumbled.
"The international house of…sausages" Paul said in disgust.
"Hey guys!" Anna and Nina called out.
They were wearing bikinis.
The three quickly put their boxers on
'Should've done that awhile ago' Kazuya thought.
"Look Lee, ladies, happy now?" Kazuya said. he was pissed off.
"Nina…Anna…" Lee was thunderstruck to see the two
"What has got into that boy?" Paul asked.
"There are only guys, so I suggest we leave now" Kazuya interrupted.
"If this is a nude beach, then I'll take these off" Anna said as she tried to take off her bikini.
"NO!" Paul and Marshall yelled.
The naked men saw Nina and Anna
"hey ladies! Wait!" the men said.
Kazuya and the gang ran away
'now this is even more ridiculous' Kazuya thought
"cover up, let's go!" Nina yelled.
They were chased by naked men until they found a bus.
"That was close…" Paul sighed.
"Good thing they haven't mistaken Lee for a girl" Kazuya teased.
Lee just ignored him.
Aminute later, his phone rang.
"Hello, Father?" Kazuya was startled, it was Heihachi.
"Kazuya, I'm on a vacation, he-he" Heihachi said, trying to brag his experience.
"We are too, you don't have to brag, old fart" Kazuya answered back.
"To tell you, I'm going to a nude beach in Europe, ho-ho" Heihachi bragged again.
"Good, now guys would be able to see your great wrinkled butt" Kazuya said.
"What are you talking about?" Heihachi wondered.
"You'll see" Kazuya said as he hung up the phone. "What's up?" Marshall asked
"Father is going to a nudist beach, THIS nudist beach, he's actually following us coincidentally" Kazuya said as he laughed evilly.
'What's with the laugh?' Lee thought.
"Anyway, let's get back to the train station" Kazuya said. Everyone nodded.
"Where are they heading next? Was Heihachi following them or just coincidence? I'll update soon"
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