Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken (again). This hilarious fic is driving me to write more (he-he). Lee isn't really gay, though. The gang just loved teasing him around especially Kazuya. Without Lee, the trip won't be hilarious (hehe). Thanks for the review. I think I made this chap too long. Enjoy!
In the bus, Kazuya was really pissed.
Marshall is getting everyone on cam again.
Paul was drinking a canned soda.
Anna and Nina are fighting again and Lee is taking a nap.
They're the only passengers in the bus
"I hate this day" Kazuya said annoyed.
"At least we get to see it, only…the ladies are gone" Paul replied.
"Here we are, at the bus, everyone is minding their own business. Lee is taking a nap while…smiling, wonder what he's dreaming about.
Next we have Nina and Anna, fighting…again.
We have Paul Phoenix here drinking a soda that has an expiry date of…today.
We have Kazuya frowning at one edge, must've been lovesick and we have me, the one who's using the cam" Marshall narrated lazily.
He's obviously bored. Paul spit the soda out of his mouth
"This soda's expired?" Paul yelled. "Just kidding" Marshall answered back.
"Man you made me spilled my drink!" Paul glared at him.
"You can't blame me, I'm bored…" Marshall answered back.
"Then do something else as well as telling me my drink is expired!" Paul yelled.
"I know!" A light bulb appeared beside Marshall's head.
He silently sat beside Lee and took out his video camera phone.
"This is a live show of how homosexuals known as the Lee behave towards bored humans" Marshall said calmly holding back his laughter.
"A live discovery channel right here? Man, you really ARE bored" Paul commented.
"Watch as I silently put camera closer to the sleeping being" Marshall said (in a discovery channel narrator's voice).
Lee moved a bit.
"He seemed to be triggered to the camera's presence" Marshall continued.
Everyone except Kazuya was holding back their laughter.
'What in the world are these people doing now' he thought.
He stood and walked to them, as he got closer, he can't help but laugh.
"Now let's observe the Lee's silver hair. Rare, isn't it?" Marshall was having fun.
"I've seen a real Discovery Channel but this is ridiculous" Anna said as she started chuckling silently.
"Let's have a look at his face… human-like, eh? It's because he's a hermaphrodite" Marshall was getting carried away.
Everyone had been laughing silently.
"Lees are gentle creatures, you could tease them since they can only hurt you through words" Marshall added.
'Is this some kind of gay zoo?' Kazuya wondered. Paul kept laughing.
"Lees are dangerous when they got dumped, they're mostly hot-headed but it would wear off, the question is, why was a gay dumped in the first place?" Marshall was starting to laugh at his words.
"You've took the words right out of my mouth" Paul said silently. Lee moved his head at one side.
"Observe. Lee sleeps like a princess" Marshall said.
Everyone can't help but laugh out loud.
The bus arrived at the bus stop.
"And that's how a Lee behaves" Marshall ended.
"Aw man! To think that we're starting to have some fun" Paul whined.
The gang went back to the train station with the help of the bus.
"That was close…" Marshall felt relieved.
"Hey, the train's here" Nina said gesturing them to come over.
'Finally' Kazuya thought.
"Where's Lee?" Marshall wondered.
"There he is" Paul said pointing at the running Lee.
"Have a nice dream?" Kazuya asked.
"You COULD wake me up you know!" Lee yelled.
Paul started humming Evanescence's 'Bring me to Life' chorus.
"Quit it Phoenix!" Lee yelled. Paul just chuckled.
Inside the train, the gang was so exhausted.
"I never felt so tired before" Anna said.
"Those naked men are crazy!" Nina complained.
"Look before you leap, anyway, it's over" Marshall stated. "A bunch of crazy men led us to a bus actually" Lee was thankful.
"And you're thankful about it? Those men could make an origami out of our genitals too in case you didn't know!" Kazuya complained. "He's right though" Paul answered.
"That discovery channel was fun, let's do it again" Anna suggested.
"What discovery channel?" Lee wondered.
"While you're asleep, we watched Discovery Channel live" Paul answered.
"Why didn't you woke me up?" Lee said angrily.
"I thought you hated an educational-field trip-of-making-fun-of-Lee" Nina replied.
"Okay, what's that Field trip about?" Lee asked as he pouted.
"A creature called, The Lee" Kazuya said, as he laughed.
"What's The Lee?" Lee wondered stupefied.
"A creature that has silver hair, sensitive and an idiot" Paul said.
"I wish I could see it" Lee said sadly.
'What an idiot' Kazuya thought.
'He has no freakin' idea it was him' Paul thought.
'I wish to see more, if only Lee's asleep' Anna thought.
'I need to think of some crazy gay stuff in case Lee falls asleep again' Marshall thought.
'No possible comments' Nina thought.
A few hours have passed, the train still hasn't stopped.
Paul, Lee, Nina and Anna are exhausted. they're all taking a nap.
'Darn it Low battery!' Marshall thought.
"Kazuya, you looked kinda' down today" Marshall's attention moved to Kazuya.
"I'm eager to see Jun" Kazuya prompted.
"I guess she's eager to see you too. You know, maybe she'll consider you the 'ONE'" Marshall commented.
Kazuya just stared blankly into space
"I wish that would happen. I've never been the ONE before" he replied almost in a whisper blown in the air.
"That's not what I meant" Marshall said breaking Kazuya's dreams.
"I meant to say the ONLY one, not like in Lee's situation, he's in a 101" Marshall continued. Kazuya was confused by that thought
"now I get it…" he replied.
Somewhere in Berlin...
"I'm so depressed, I wish Kazuya was here. He's my only friend" Jun was seen in her room hugging her stuffed panda.
"Jun, I've come for you" Kazuya went in all of a sudden.
"I'm really sorry about the things I told you. Please leave Lei Wulong and be with me forever" Kazuya pleaded.
"It's over, me and Lei were through. I broke up with him awhile ago just for you" Jun said happily
"awhile ago?" Kazuya wondered.
"Let's forget him, stay with me, you're my only one" Jun said pulling Kazuya close to her.
Kazuya was unable to speak since Jun had her lips locked with his.
He kissed back passionately. Jun broke the kiss and whispered the words 'besa me mucho' several times.
"Kazuya wake up!" he heard Marshall's voice out of nowhere.
It came out that he was only dreaming. he felt his face moist a bit.
As he woke up, he gave Marshall a death glare
"First Lee, then you!" Kazuya said provoked.
"Man, look beside you before you hit me" Marshall said silently, everyone's asleep except them.
Kazuya looked beside him and was shocked to see the middle-aged man hugging him, licking his face like a dog kissing its owner.
"Ah, Mi Scuzi" the man said.
"AH!" Kazuya yelled in shock, he didn't realize it woke everybody up.
As they saw the man, they panicked and screamed around like their compartment is on fire.
"DISGUSTING!" Kazuya yelled as he wiped his face thoroughly.
"THE PERVERT IS BACK!" Marshall panicked.
"HELP US!" Anna yelled
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Lee all of a sudden yelled out loud.
Everyone looked at him including the man.
"Now how did dying get in here?" Paul asked confused.
"Whatever…" Lee answered back and started yelling like a sissy girl.
Everyone is in a middle of panic for 3 minutes.
The train arrived safely at the station in Amsterdam. All of them hastily ran away to the exit.
"Finally…" Marshall said in relief.
"Perverted psycho" Paul complained.
Nina and Anna stood with a disgusted look.
"So where the heck are we now? I know this is STILL not Berlin" Kazuya gave up a word.
"Are you kidding? This is Amsterdam! This is Europe's Red Lite District!" Lee excitedly yelled.
"So?" everyone said in unison.
"I'm finally going to have my dreams come true" Lee said, his eyes glowing with bliss.
"Great, I'm going to have my dreams come undone" Kazuya said straight-faced.
"Maybe we could stay in the hotel, if there is any" Nina insisted. "Let's just explore" Marshall said
"You're right, the train doesn't leave till tomorrow" Paul agreed. Nina, Anna and Kazuya still haven't decided.
"Fine, we'll go!" they chorused.
"Great!" Lee cheered.
"Okay, let's begin with… I know I'll go to this five star club, who wants to go with me?" Lee asked, nobody responded.
"Fine, I'll go myself, let's meet up in the train station" Lee said as he went away.
"I'll buy a cell phone casing" Marshall said as he left.
"Nina and I will just roam around" Anna said as she pulled Nina.
"So, there's just you and me" Paul said.
"I found no interest in this place, actually, this place smells like a whorehouse" Kazuya complained.
"Get used to it man, you can't see this place anymore once we get to Berlin" Paul insisted, he's enjoying the place as well.
"What are you planning to do?" Kazuya asked. he's bored.
"They're selling foods with…you know….the thing that gets you on high" Paul whispered.
"I agree just to do something" Kazuya agreed. In the shop where Marshall went, he saw a colostomy bag
"This might come in handy" he said happily as he bought it.
"Next up, cell phone shop" he said as he went to a shop that sells phone casings.
"That's an odd looking cell phone you got there?" the Chinese cashier asked.
"Yeah, with a built in video camera too" Marshall said proudly.
"Amazing, I've never seen anything like it" the cashier said surprised.
"It's from Japan actually. Anyway, do you have a casing for it and a travel battery charger?" Marshall asked.
The Chinese cashier showed him some casings and batteries yet he was distracted by her face.
'She's cute' he thought
"Um… in case I'm the only costumer here, do you want to see the videos I took?" Marshall insisted.
The Chinese cashier nodded happily "sure!" she said.
In the club, Lee was feasting his eyes over the beautiful women around him.
"I love this place" he said calmly.
His attention went to a woman sitting alone, she was unhappy.
"Excuse me, if you don't mind, Maybe we could go on a date or something" Lee asked, he gave his entire gentle attitude.
"Okay" she said calmly as she walked with Lee hand in hand. 'Jackpot!' Lee thought.
Nina and Anna are roaming around.
"Now that we're roaming here, there's nothing special about this place!" Nina complained.
"Let's eat some brownies I'm hungry!" Anna said excitedly.
"Okay" Nina gave up. Inside the bakeshop, they ate a lot.
"Nina…I'm feeling kind of strange…" Anna said. She's becoming dizzy.
"Oh no! TWO ANNAS!" Nina panicked.
She's hallucinating.
"I feel so hungry…" Anna complained
"HEY WAITER! GIVE ME SOME FOOD HERE!" Anna yelled.
"There's no waiter here. You two must've eaten a lot" the storekeeper said.
"What have we eaten?" Nina asked confused
"hash brownies" the man said calmly.
"What'rehash brownies?" Anna asked.
"Brownies that makes you…high" The man answered.
"WHAT?" Nina and Anna yelled. They jumped at the storekeeper and beat the living daylights out of him.
"THIS IS FOR SHUTTING UP!" Nina said as she kicked him in the gut
"AND THIS IS FOR MAKING US HIGH!" Anna said as she kicked him in the head.
The man lay on the floor unconscious.
"What are you looking at?" Anna said
"Shut up!" Nina yelled.
They started fighting again, this time, tables are involved.
They looked like they're in a wrestling arena.
Back to Paul and Kazuya, they ate the same as Nina and Anna ate.
"I ATE TOO MUCH!" Paul yelled. He stood in the table.
"I swear I don't feel anything" Kazuya said calmly.
"HEY I'M ON A HIGH! COME AND GET ME!" Paul yelled.
'This is embarrassing' Kazuya thought.
"…get down from there. You're pulling my last nerve!" Kazuya said irritated.
"I need to tell you something… I saw a porno once, I didn't know until halfway in, THE WOMEN ARE GAY, THE WOMEN ARE GAY! WHAT A NIGHTMARE!" Paul yelled on the top of his lungs.
"AW MAN KAZUYA! IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS! IT WAS MY FIRST TIME!" Paul continued as he began break dancing in the table.
Kazuya stood and looked at him stupefied.
"What are you doing broom head?" The waiter asked.
"You gave us…" Before Paul could finish, Kazuya cut his words out.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'US'?" Kazuya yelled
"I mean you gave ME a bad batch of brownies!" Paul was indeed overreacting.
"These are not hash brownies, now get down from that table broom head" the waiter said.
"Come on Paul, let's get out of here!" Kazuya yelled pulling Paul as he went out.
"So…embarrassing…" Paul said
"You embarrassed me more than you thought!" Kazuya said angrily.
Kazuya and Paul rounded up the gang to find a hotel.
"Let's begin with the faggot" Paul suggested.
"If I were a faggot in which it would never happen, where would I go?" Kazuya said as he glanced around his surroundings.
"Look! In the train station" Paul said pointing to someone.
Lee was sitting alone with a very pissed off face.
"What now?" Paul asked. Lee growled irritated.
"How come every time I hook up with women I always end up getting the worse!" Lee said angrily.
"What happened?" Kazuya asked.
"The woman I dated was a she-male!" Lee yelled yet he has no idea who he's talking to.
"It's because you're a fag as well…" Paul said silently.
He was starting to make fun of Lee. "What the! Kazuya? Paul?" Lee was surprised.
"Guess again…" Paul said. Kazuya and Paul both laughed hysterically.
"I guess you have a strong sexual appeal when it comes to faggots" Kazuya teased.
"Shut up!" Lee replied.
"Enough with this, we got to find a hotel somewhere" Kazuya said.
"Come on Lee, let's find the others" Paul said. Lee just nodded and followed them.
"I heard Marshall is going to some cell phone shop" Paul said as they went to the shop.
As they entered, no one's around.
"They're not here" Lee said.
"Impossible, Marshall shops for 1 and a half hours." Paul said.
"Well…somebody left the backdoor open" Kazuya said pointing to the half-opened back door.
He quickly kicked the door and ended up seeing Marshall making out with the Chinese cashier.
"Play time's over Marshall…" Kazuya said.
"How come he gets to make out?" Lee whined.
"Maybe that's why you shop for 1 and a half hours" Paul said.
"Whatever. Where next?" Marshall asked.
"Let's find a hotel" Kazuya said.
"Call me" the Chinese cashier said as Marshall and the others left.
"So, there's only Anna and Nina" Kazuya said.
"They said they're just going to roam around" Paul said.
"They're giving us a hard time" Marshall said.
"Hey look!" Lee said pointing to the bake shop.
As they entered, the place looked like rubble.
Nina and Anna are asleep beside the two broken chairs.
"You two wake up!" Paul called out to them.
"What happened to you guys?" Marshall wondered.
"That shop keeper gave us a bad batch of hash brownies!" Nina yelled
"aw man! I could've had one of those" Paul said.
"Not a chance while I'm around" Kazuya said as he glared at Paul.
The gang went out to find a hotel to stay.
"There's one" Lee said pointing to a small hotel.
They went inside and were surprised since the receptionist just popped out from the table.
"Hello welcome to Amsterdam's luxurious hotel." The man said.
"Sounds good" Marshall said.
"How much?" Kazuya asked.
"About $190" the man said.
"Tight prize" Paul commented.
"Fine" Kazuya said as he gave the man $190.
"Strange, why do I feel scared" Anna said as she reached for Lee's arm by accident.
Lee looked at her and grinned. Anna saw him and slapped him.
"Your key" the man said giving them the key with a number in it.
"Um… we're taking a separate room, we're women!" Nina said.
"Sorry". The man said as he gave them a key.
"That would be $190" the man said as Nina hand him the money.
"You wouldn't have to pay if you stayed with us" Paul said
"in your dreams!" Nina said angrily.
As the gang went inside, the man gave a weird horrifying grin.
"What!" Kazuya looked at the man irritated.
"Nothing, Enjoy your stay…" the man said,
Kazuya walked away confused.
The man grinned as Kazuya left.
Kazuya looked again.
The man gave an innocent face.
Kazuya shrugged and walked away.
"…while you can…" the man added then he grinned again.
'Psychopath' Kazuya thought.
"What will happen during their stay? Was the receptionist up to something? I'll update soon
Me: Success! Chapter 4 is done! What do you think?
Kazuya: I hate that Mr. Grin… Anyway, that make out scene with Jun in my dream could've been better if it wasn't for that PERVERTED MIDDLE-AGED MAN!
Lee: Why did Anna slapped me?
Anna: Why did Lee stand beside me! It should've been someone else!
Paul: Everyone calls me broom head!
Marshall: I want another discovery channel!
Nina: I hate hash brownies
Me: man, these guys are a pain! (he-he). Better write more…Adios!