Disclaimer: Here we go. I don't own Tekken so please don't sue me (",). The last chapter was kind of stupid with the Discovery Channel about Lee. Marshall was just bored. Anyway, I just added it for fun (hehe). Enjoy!
The gang went inside the Amsterdam's luxurious hotel. Kazuya walked with Paul, Marshall and Lee to their rooms. Nina and Anna did the same.
"What number was it again Kazuya?" Lee asked
"Room 302" Kazuya replied.
'I don't like the sound of that' Marshall thought.
"Does this place have to be so quiet?" Lee said in an uneasy tune.
Kazuya finally opened their room.
They quietly went inside and dropped their baggage in the floor.
Paul quickly opened the lights.
"This isn't so bad" Paul said.
"Have you noticed something about that receptionist?" Kazuya asked.
"No, why?" Paul wondered.
"It makes me want to punch the living daylights out of him" Kazuya replied angrily.
"Your thoughts are always full of violence" Lee replied.
"Thank you, glad you noticed" Kazuya said in his calmest tune which made Lee nervous.
"So, what're we going to do here now, I'm still not sleepy" Marshall complained.
"We could watch a movie" Paul said as he pointed at the television.
"Cool" Lee said. Kazuya walked to the balcony 'How long will I have to wait to see Jun?' he thought.
"What is this tape?" Paul wondered as he picked up a blank tape.
"It has no name..." Marshall replied.
"Why don't we check it out" Lee said.
Back to Anna and Nina,
"Here we are, Room 304" Anna said as she and Nina went in.
Nina opened the lights and was surprised to see two dolls.
The first doll has stitches. the other one has blonde hair.
"What are these hideous-looking midgets doing in our room?" Nina said angrily.
"I don't know, maybe someone left it here, but this blonde haired doll looks so adorable" Anna said.
"Whatever" Nina said as she dropped their baggage and went to the bathroom.
"Hi, I'm chucky, want to play?" the doll with stitches said.
Anna giggled and hugged the two dolls.
Back to the guys,
"Why did you play it Marshall!" Paul said
"What's up with you guys?" Marshall replied.
"Someone once told me that there's a cursed blank videotape, if you watch it, the phone will ring saying you'll die in seven days" Lee said.
Marshall's jaw dropped.
"What are we going to do now?" Paul said nervously.
The videotape played. They all covered their eyes but they got startled when they heard the background music
"'Heihachi's Funniest Videos'?" Marshall read the title.
Paul sighed. "Now how did that get in there?"
"Just for entertainment I suppose. Almost everyone wants to ridicule Heihachi" Marshall said.
Lee raised an eyebrow
"Now THIS is interesting" he said.
Heihachi Mishima is seen at the delivery room walking in circles.
"Poor Heihachi, he's REALLY bored, he pretends he's in a Ferris wheel" Marshall said.
Heihachi is seen talking to the doctor then started jumping around the hall.
"Now he pretends he's a kangaroo, poor Roger" Paul said.
Heihachi is seen holding little Kazuya's collar beside a cliff.
"He was bitten by a mosquito in the hand so he threw Kazuya off the cliff to scratch his hand.
"So this is the reason why Kazuya hated Heihachi so much" Paul said.
Kazuya was behind them
"Stupid father! He didn't know there were mosquitoes in that area, he forgot to use an OFF lotion (a lotion to prevent mosquito bites)." Kazuya said angrily.
"Sorry…" the three of them said.
The movie ended afterwards.
"That's it?" Paul complained
"Let's watch another one" Marshall said as he placed another videotape to the player.
The movie was entitled Constantine (by Keanu Reeves).
A few hours have passed.
"That movie was two thumbs up!" Lee said.
"Nice movie…" Kazuya said satisfied.
"I like it!" Paul said.
"Let's watch another one" Marshall said as he grabbed an odd-looking videotape and played it.
A well was seen and a weird image is shown then the movie ended.
"I don't understand a single thing" Marshall said as he rewinds it.
Back to Nina and Anna, They were asleep.
The doll with stitches started to move
"Tiff, wake up" the doll said waking the other doll.
"Chucky, what's wrong?" the other doll said.
"That nosy b called us midgets!" Chucky said.
"I like the other one, she likes us" Tiffany said.
"Whatever, I want to have some fun" Chucky said as he grabbed the knife in his pocket.
He silently crawled to Nina's side.
"Bye, bye, b" Chucky said.
Before he could stab Nina, Anna woke up and started yelling.
Chucky ran away.
"What now!" Nina said angrily.
"Th-the dolls… They're alive!" Anna said.
"You're just dreaming!" Nina said angrily.
"Nina, look beside you!" Anna said pointing to Nina's side.
Chucky raised an eyebrow.
"What the f are you looking at b?" Chucky said rudely.
Nina and Anna yelled and ran away carrying their baggage.
Back to the guys,
"I still don't understand a thing" Lee said.
A telephone rang after the movie.
"Could it be…? THAT'S THE CURSED VIDEOTAPE!" Lee yelled as Marshall and Paul panicked.
Kazuya answered the phone.
"Hello. Father?" Kazuya said.
The three stopped panicking and sighed.
"Kazuya, I'm going to watch a movie, ho-ho" Heihachi said.
"What movie?" Kazuya wondered.
"A movie called Constantine, it's not yet showing in Japan" Heihachi said happily.
"Oh, that movie, Anyway, John Constantine committed suicide but the heaven won't accept him. He's supposed to go in hell but he's done good deeds to repay his sin." Kazuya spoiled the movie
"YOU SPOILED IT ALL!" Heihachi said angrily.
Kazuya laughed.
"Anyway, where are you now?" Kazuya asked.
"I'm in Amsterdam's luxurious hotel" Heihachi said
'this art of coincidence is getting on my nerves' Kazuya thought.
"Great, whatever, bye" Kazuya said as he hung the phone.
"Father is here" Kazuya said as he grinned.
The room's telephone rang all of a sudden.
"Hello" Lee answered.
"Seven days" the voice said. Lee screamed.
"What? Who is it?" Paul asked
"WE WATCHED THE CURSED VIDEOTAPE!" Lee said.
Everyone except Kazuya began to look pale.
"What are we going to do?" Marshall said nervously.
"What's wrong with you people?" Kazuya said angrily.
"That videotape will kill us within seven days…" Lee said.
"Oh…" Kazuya said as he began to look pale as well.
"I don't want to die without seeing Jun" Kazuya said calmly.
The room started to get dark, the curtains flew vigorously.
The television turned on with a well in it.
"I hate this hotel" Paul said.
"That's it!" Kazuya suddenly returned to his normal state.
"What?" Lee asked.
"That phone is only capable for hotel service use only" Kazuya said pointing to the phone.
"That means…" Paul wondered.
"The receptionist is the one who called us, notice the tape we just watched" Kazuya said
"It just says 'a weird image' and the well looks like a toilet bowl" Marshall said.
"Exactly as I thought, he thinks we're stupid enough" Kazuya said.
"I know who needs some beating" Kazuya added as he and the guys went out of the room.
"What about the television, should we turn it off?" Marshall said out of the blue.
Everyone looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"Hey, Anna and Nina are outside as well" Nina and Anna are outside pushing the door.
Heihachi went out too.
The three groups were surprised to see each other.
"Kazuya the dolls….the dolls…." Anna said nervously pointing to the room they're pushing their backs in.
"Be qui…Kazuya? Lee?" Heihachi asked surprised.
"We'll talk about this later, but first, I need to kill someone" Kazuya said as he and the gang down to see the receptionist who seems to be bragging to himself of how rich he is for tricking people.
"May we have a word with you Mr. Grin?" Kazuya said as he glared at the receptionist.
"Mr. Grin?" Paul wondered.
"He likes to grin" Kazuya said.
"That IS my name" the receptionist said.
Kazuya sweat dropped anime-style.
"Anyway, we have some business to take care of… That's beating you up!" Kazuya yelled as he and the gang beat him up into a pulp.
The man was left unconscious.
The gang took all of their baggage
"That took care of everything" Lee said.
"If he's the one who called us…then why are the dolls moving?" Paul asked.
"Darn it Paul you're right" Kazuya said as they heard an evil laugh beside them.
"Killer dolls!" Lee yelled and went outside.
All of them ran away.
"That took care of them Tiff, let's watch a movie in Room 302" Chucky said as he and Tiffany went upstairs.
Inside the room,
"Chucky, this tape is blank" Tiffany said pointing to the first tape she saw in the floor.
"Let's watch it" Chucky said as both of them watched it.
The tape played, it's not the same tape Kazuya and the others watched.
"I don't understand a d thing" Chucky complained. The phone rang all of a sudden. Tiffany answered the phone.
"Seven days" the voice said with a few static.
"That's just the receptionist Tiff" Chucky said.
"No, he's unconscious" Tiffany said.
"F you…" Chucky said calmly but nervously.
The gang reached the train station
"We still haven't slept yet" Paul complained.
"We'll sleep at the train" Kazuya said as he looked at Heihachi.
"Are you going with us father?" Lee asked.
"Where are you going anyway?" Heihachi asked.
"Berlin" Marshall said.
"Fine" Heihachi said.
They waited for 2 hours. Kazuya looked at his watched and gave a pissed-off face.
"GREAT we missed the train" Kazuya said angrily.
Everyone sighed.
"But why?" Paul said.
"While we were beating up the receptionist guy, the train just left!" Kazuya said angrily
"I guess we're just going to have to stop a car or something" Lee said as the gang followed him. Minutes of walking, they reached a road.
"Great, there's a road, how can we stop a car?" Marshall said.
" I know, Lee, Show your legs!" Kazuya teased
"Ha-ha good idea" Lee said irritated
" Anything else? Come on! we need to catch their attention" Marshall said
"We need to show them something…How about….Father's thong!" Lee said as he grabbed the thong from Kazuya's backpack.
"So there's my thong…KAZUYA!" Heihachi said angrily.
"Hehe, if it wasn't for this thong, you wouldn't be here" Kazuya said.
Heihachi stood expressionless.
"I just felt like I want a vacation in Europe" Heihachi said
"Too bad I had to go to London until I get to Amsterdam" Heihachi added.
"Gross, that thong really have some strong connections to you" Kazuya said as he laughed.
"Whatever… LEE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING RIGHT THERE?" Heihachi yelled as he saw Lee waving the gigantic thong in the air.
A truck stopped.
The man looked at them and he spoke in a German language.
"Good idea Lee..." Kazuya said calmly
"I speak German" Paul said as he spoke to the driver.
"Do you think he knows what he's talking about?" Lee whispered to Marshall
"I have no idea…" Marshall replied.
"Guys, he's going to Berlin" Paul said as he gestured the gang to ride at the back of the truck.
"Are you sure he said he's going to Berlin?" Kazuya was feeling uneasy already.
"Yeah" Paul said.
"Are they really going to Berlin? Did Paul translate it right? Will Heihachi bear the trip with Kazuya? Will Kazuya ridicule Heihachi on the way? I'll work on that chapter sooner".
Me: Success! Chapter 5 done! Reviewsreviewsreviews How was it?
Chucky: Who's the b with a long hair that came out from the TV?
Tiffany: Are you hitting on her! I hate you!
Paul: I can speak German?
Kazuya: And I always thought you're an airhead
Heihachi: Dear sweet thong of mine, I have finally found you
Everyone looked at Heihachi with disgust
Lee: Why do I even bother touching that thong? Gross…
Nina: I hate talking dolls
Anna: Why are they scary? I'm not scared when I see Jack-2
Mr. Grin: I dubbed Samara pretty good. He-he
Samara: I speak better than you copycat!
Keanu Reeves: Watch the movie 'Constantine'!
German Guy: ….?
Me: I don't think they even heard me asked (Coughs) Anyway, Hope you like it! Adios…