Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2

Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this story. And this is the disclaimer for the whole story, alright? I only own a few characters, and I'll mention it in a part where that new thing comes into the story.

Chapter 1

Raven was flying in the dark sky with Starfire. They were now in the place of Privet Drive... yeah. Cyborg and Robin stood in the T-Plane. While Terra flew on a rock... And Blood just... flew.

So in Number 4, Privet Drive.

Harry was miserable. Just like always. He was on Neopets, moaning and groaning how miserable he was over there.

"POTTER! GET THE FUCK OFF LINE!!" screamed Mr. Dursley. He then came into Harry's room and pulled the plug. He then punched Harry and slam-dunked him through his basketball hoop.

"OUCH!!!" screamed Harry.

"You don't say ouch you god damn hippy!" exclaimed Mr. Dursley, he then left the room.

"Bastard," said Harry. His window then opened.

"Hey Harry," said Raven.

"RAVEN!" screamed Harry, he French kissed Raven. Which then, the closet blew up.

"HARRY YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!" screamed Uncle Vernon.

"Aw fuck," said Harry. "Raven, get my stuff."

Raven then sunk down through the floor. The Dursley family then came in.

"DIE BITCH!!" screamed Dudley. He mooned his butt.

"CLEAVAGE POWER!!" Petunia showed off her cleavage.

"FEAR MY EYES!!" screamed Vernon. He blinked a bunch of times.

"YAH!!!!" screamed Starfire. She fired a star bolt, using her cleavage.

"Whoa," said Robin.

Blood mooned his butt, and he farted. The fart then sent a telekinetic swipe.

Terra then fired a bunch of rocks at them. The three then died. And Raven came back. They then went into the T-Plane, and flew away into the night sky.

"Wait... where the fuck is Beast Lad?" asked Harry.

"What the fuck? Beast Lad?" asked Robin.

"He went out on an hiatus," said Terra.

"Let's just say... he's lookin' for ladies," said Cyborg.

Terra glared at him.

"What's wrong with that bitch?" asked Harry.

"Let's just say... she's jealous. And Beast Boy... he's been reading too many stories on fanfiction net," said Raven. "Now he's convinced that he should love me."

"THAT BASTARD!" screamed Terra and Harry. Terra then punched Raven and left.

"That bitch. Let me kick her ass," said Harry.

"EVERYONE. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" screamed Robin. He then had a French kiss with Starfire.

"Wow. These kisses are pleasant," said Starfire.

"ROBIN SCORED!!!" screamed Cyborg.

"That wasn't scoring," said Harry.

"Hey, what's that?" asked Raven, pointing to a bunch of black things on the ground.

"Holy shit. Those are dementors. Land us down dammit!" exclaimed Harry.

The T-Plane then landed down. Harry then looked around.

"There's thousands of them," said Harry. "But we can't use magic."

Harry then got into the T-Plane, and started firing missiles at the dementors.

Raven and Blood started firing black bolts.

Starfire unleashed her Tamaran fury at the dementors.

Cyborg and Robin did the sonic boom.

Terra fired big ass rocks.

Harry landed on the roof, because the T-Plane broke. And then the dementors were destroyed from some strange ass reason.

A cheese stood on the wet streets of London.

Raven walked forward silently.

A bunch of dementors appear.

Raven shows her cleavage, killing all of the dementors.

Harry jumps off the roof, trying to commit suicide on what just happened.

"NOOOO!" screamed Raven.

Raven ran on the building, and ran forward up it. "HARRY!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" she screamed.

"THE CHEESE IS ON THE STREET!!! EAT IT!!!" screamed Harry.

"I CAN'T!! IT IS EVIL CHEESE!!! AND RAMEN IS ON THE CHEESE. WET. LIQUID. RAMEN!!!"

"OH MY GOD!!!" screamed Harry

The both bumped into each other, and hugged each other as they fell down onto the ground.

"Oh shit," said Raven.

"Who the fuck cares?" asked Harry. The two start to have sex, while Blood comes by and watches.

"OH MY GOD RAVEN!!! YOU BITCH!!" screamed Blood.

"It's not what you think!!! OH NO!! HE STEPPED ON THE RAMEN!!" screamed Raven.

"OH SHIT!! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!!" screamed Blood.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the three.

The three did the Hookey Pookey, and the next day they woke up on the street. Only to see Ron.

"You idiots of life," said Ron.

"Ron?" asked Harry, Raven, and Blood.

Ron grinned.

"I scored with Hermione!" exclaimed Ron.

"You did?" asked Harry.

"No. But I wish I did..."

Everyone stood silent.

"Poser," whispered Blood.

"Fuck off Blood!" exclaimed Ron. He then left.

The three then got up and went to Diagon Alley...

So at Diagon Alley.

Beast Boy flirted with some witches. He stop as soon as he saw Raven.

"RAVEN!!" screamed Beast Boy, he hugged Raven, and tried to French kiss her, but he was sent flying into Gringotts.

"My love is to Harry."

Terra came out of Gringotts, holding Beast Boy in her hands.

"I love you BB!!" exclaimed Terra.

"Get away from me bitch!" exclaimed Beast Boy. Terra cried.

Beast Boy then changed into 12 cats, and scratched Terra. He changed back into a human, and hugged Raven.

"Love... sweet love," said Beast Boy. Raven then sighed and blasted Beast Boy into Terra.

"God dammit!" exclaimed Raven, a broomstick exploded.

End of Chapter 1