Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own Tekken, Namco does. The last chapter was kind of crazy. Since I got mental blocked (Can't think of any ideas) I'll move the next chapter to chapter 7. This chapter is just my sub.( I swear I'll update soon). I'll giveKazuya his chance.Hope you like it (",).
Me: Chapter 5 is done! Anyway, since Kazuya is complaining the whole day. I'll give him a chance to speak of what he thinks while I plan for the next fic.
Kazuya: can I start now?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Kazuya gave up a small grin.
"To begin with, I never asked Jun about her gender and I have no idea why I didn't, that's one of the reasons why I hate that Lei Wulong too.
Now I ended up STRAINING myself here with a bunch of weirdoes just to see her since this psychopath, trouble-loving hyperactive author here made the trip worst.
She made that pilot sick which I ended up using an international airport instead.
About Marshall's party, I hate it! Lee got himself heavily drunk and he had us dragging him in the streets. I could at least leave him if only he won't spill the beans about that Jun incident. I liked the way I stole Heihachi's thong so he could follow us, he did, didn't he?
About Lee, he isn't really gay, I just loved teasing him around and it's because of the Fiona thing especially the silver hair. Remember him in the plane?
He's singing "The Reason" by Hoobastank. Believe me he sings like he's dehydrated. That stewardess helped a lot, a good excuse to help her plumb. By the way, that song about Lee sold millions of records, I bought one myself (hehe).
About England, Lee and Paul pretend they're from a fan club of the hooligan's team.
Anyway, that hit hurt a lot you know, that hooligan didn't know his own strength.
That dream I usually have is the best thing I could ever had (hehe) but I don't expect anybody to think dirty about that, I'm just too eager to see Jun but the problem is, I always end up being woke up by someone else's voice!
Too bad someone's always there to ruin it.
The plane incident is what I'm talking about, the way Jun suddenly yelled 'I'm not a plumber' in Lee's voice. The train incident is the worst! That Middle-aged perverted fag kept us awake and I have no idea why our AUTHOR here had to add him up to ruin my dream! It was so irritating. Remember Mona Lisa?
The theory that Lee introduced is a mystery to some people. Its true some people think Da Vinci painted Mona Lisa because he's gay but it's still not proven and I have to thank this author of mine for giving me the idea to say 'MONA LEE SA' in my sentence.
That's the worst day for Lee and the happiest day for me. About Mokujin, he mimics moves but Marshall didn't like it and ended up getting his wooden b's kicked.
Poor thing (hehe).
The nudist beach isn't that bad but we caught the all-guys-day instead.
Heihachi made the same mistake of going in there as well.
About the discovery channel thing, Marshall is completely bored.
Since Lee is the object of jokes around here, he made up an animal called The Lee and Lee has no freakin' idea it was him.
Then here we are at the worst place for me, Amsterdam.
Paul embarrassed me in front of many people and I ate some brownies that have no drugs in it. Nina and Anna ate a bad batch. (Those kept them on high for about 30 minutes, never eat hash brownies).
About Marshall in the cell phone shop, we acted like detectives back there, for all places why in the back door? What an idiot.
That Amsterdam hotel did gave me a trip to violence land. After that not-so-scary prank the receptionist planned made me pale. We acted as detectives there again...
Hehe, I solved it again, those guys are such numbskulls they can't tell the difference unless I told them
That off lotion was even crazier.
My father threw me because he wanted his heir as vicious as him not by a mosquito bite he would die not scratching it.Jaganshing(the author) is insane.
By the way, Constantine is two thumbs up! I like it.
I'm I glad I spoiled it for Heihachi
The Child's Play dolls, this author just added them for fun (again).
Anyway, we got our revenge, those stupid dolls watched the cursed videotape and I could laugh hysterically for now.
That German driver kept me worried, I have no idea how Paul learned to speak German but I guess I'll have myself a punching bag in case he translated wrong.
Heihachi accepted to join our trip but will he survive my criticism? Hehe, not a chance! Well… I guess I made this too long, better end it now. HEY! I'M DONE!
Me: Okay, okay. You don't have to yell you know… I'M BESIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME! Anyway, I finally had an idea for my next fic.THANKS KAZZY-KUN!(hugs Kazuya tightly)
Kazuya: (Gets Strangled) Okay! Okay! LET GO!
Me: See ya!
Kazuya: Whatever...
Lee: Why am I not in this fic?
Kazuya: this is not a fic, it's my comment
Lee: oh...
Me: Hope you like it
Kazuya: You better be