Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2
I noticed I wrote that Harry and Raven had... sex... I'm sorry for not warning you guys. But it wasn't graphical or so.
Chapter 2
It was another day, and Raven woke up in the Leaky Cauldron. There were lemons, everywhere in the room.
"I hate Lemon Day," said Raven.
The whole room was yellow colored.
Raven then walked out of her room, only to see lemons were everywhere in the hallway.
"God dammit," said Raven. She walked out of the Leaky Cauldron, only to see even more lemons on the street.
Starfire grabbed one of the lemons, and tasted it. She then spitted it out.
"EWW. IT'S SOUR!!!" screamed Starfire. She grabbed her tongue with her hands.
"Yeah," said Robin. He sliced one of the lemons, but then the lemons somehow flew into Starfire's eyes.
"AHHHH! STOP IT PLEASE!" screamed Starfire. She shot a lazar beam with her eyes, causing a little yellow in her eye beams now. Which was why they looked yellow in Aftershock Part 2.
She then saw Gizmo, using his wand.
Starfire then fired a bunch of lazar beams and star bolts at Gizmo.
"Ow," said Gizmo.
Raven then walked towards Gizmo. Her eyes glowed white, and her hood was on.
"Not again you snot nose butt," said Gizmo.
Raven took off her hood, and black tentacles surrounded Gizmo, killing him.
"YES!!" screamed Cyborg. He did the robot dance.
"I KNEW HE DOES THAT DANCE!!" screamed Beast Boy. He then tried to French kiss Raven, but then he fell on the floor in the leg lock curse.
"Stay the fuck away from my girl," said Harry. His wand crackled green.
Beast Boy sweat dropped, but then a lemon poured into his eyes.
"MY EYES!!" screamed Beast Boy. "Stop teasing me you bitches. Why not Raven?"
Nikki then appeared. "Sure. But you gotta buy me a mod chip. I want to play that Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix and that other FFX-2."
"Alright," said Beast Boy.
Raven then had her period.
"OW!! PAIN!! PAIN!!!" screamed Raven, a lemon blew up.
"Okay... what the fuck is it with all the lemons?" asked Terra.
"..."
"Stop being a Wigger!" shouted Terra.
"What the fuck is a Wigger?" asked Nikki.
"A white version of 'nigger'," said Terra.
Cyborg fired the Sonic Cannon 5 times at Terra.
"... DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH AFRICA!" screamed Cyborg.
"... Shut the fuck up everyone. We're pissing people off," said Nikki.
Raven was groaning on the floor.
"Moan... GROAN. PAIN!!" screamed Raven. A truckload of lemons blew up.
Robin then started seeing Slade.
"THE DUST!!" screamed Robin. "SLADE!"
"Calm your ass down Dick Grayson... ha ha. DICK!!" screamed Beast Boy, he started laughing.
"I'm not Dick Grayson. I'm Tick Tray!" exclaimed Robin.
"... Whatever," said Cyborg. "BUT WHY WAS THERE A CIRCUS THING IN HAUNTED? AND THERE'S A BATMAN REFERENCE IN HAUNTED!"
"When?" asked Robin.
"When Raven possesses you... or looks through your eyes," said Cyborg.
"GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Raven, as a lemon exploded.
"Why is she in pain?" asked Harry.
A Health Teacher walked to him.
"It's called puberty..."
"Wait a second... oh yeah."
"How do the man parts look like?" asked Terra.
The Teacher pulled down his pants.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" asked the men.
"Oh," said Terra.
The Health Teacher was then taken to Azkaban.
Raven then turned into her Trigon Self, and things began to explode madly.
"Can't have the will to fight me? Or stop making me have pain? HA! So weak," said Raven.
Raven then turned to normal, and stopped having her period.
"And if only that happened in real life," said Terra.
Raven glared at Nikki.
Nikki sweat dropped.
They continued to do that.
GLARE
GLARE
SWEATDROP
SWEATDROP
It lasted for 20 minutes.
"GOD DAMMIT!!" screamed Raven. A lemon blew up. Then a bunch of lemons fell on Nikki.
"Mwahahaha!" laughed a voice.
"Who the fuck is that?" asked Robin.
SWOOSH
SWOOSH
BOOM
BOOM
Jinx fell down on the floor. "Voila!"
"Shut the fuck up, bitch," said Raven.
"Ooh... someone having her period?" asked Jinx.
"AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!!!" screamed Raven. 100 thunderbolts hit Jinx.
"Bitch," said Jinx, she then died.
A lemon then fell on Jinx... and on her butt.
Lemon day then ended...
End of Chapter 2