Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Namco does (for the 7th time). Finally I'm back with some ideas, thanks to Kazzy here. He seems to have calmed down a bit. Thank you for your reviews! Enjoy.

The gang sat at the back of the truck.

"Paul… Are you sure you can REALLY speak German" Kazuya said annoyed.

"Yeah, I used to study German, I even had a German pen pal named Adolf, I ask his help to translate my homework" Paul said,

everyone looked at him surprised.

"No, seriously Paul" Marshall asked.

"Yeah, I do" Paul said.

"What's his last name?" Nina asked.

"Hitler" Paul said straight.

"Paul, tell me you bumped your head in Amsterdam after getting yourself on high" Kazuya said calmly.

"No. What's wrong with you people!" Paul asked angrily.

"Adolf Hitler is a German political and military leader and one of the 20th century's most powerful dictators, He even launched World War II in 1939, also, a Jew hater" Marshall said.

Everyone looked at Marshall.

"There you go, you know about Germany too yet I'm surprised you can't speak the language" Kazuya said.

"There goes my Encarta" Anna said sadly.

"Who invited a walking encyclopedia here?" Lee asked.

"Hey, I'm just giving you guys some ideas" Marshall answered back.

"Maybe it's just coincidence" Paul said.

"And I have a pen pal named Benito Mussolini from Turkey" Anna said as she chuckled.

"Benito Mussolini, he became allies with Hitler, he introduced…" before Marshall could finish,

Paul nudged him

"I'm not kidding!" Paul said.

"Whatever Paul" Nina said. "Someone once told me that Hitler was injected with female hormones, was that true?" Lee said all of a sudden.

"There you go again with your gay facts, man you're annoying me" Kazuya said as he hit Lee in the head.

"If that IS true, I might as well call you MussoLEEni instead.

What do you know…Hitler and MussoLEEni together" Kazuya said giving a heavy emphasis on the word LEE.

Everyone laughed except Lee.

"Admit it Chaolan, First the Mona LEE SA then MussoLEEni, I never expect you to be a faggot detector towards history, you're evil too you know, an evil gay" Anna said.

"Hey stop the Lee talk and tell me what's going on here" Heihachi said.

"Oh I apologize, I forgot you were there" Kazuya said teasingly then gave up an evil chuckle.

"Hrmph! Maybe you want another trip from the cliff again" Heihachi said threatening the not-so threatened Kazuya.

"It wasn't even your idea. You owe that mosquito a lot." Kazuya said.

Heihachi was holding back his anger.

"There goes the father-son rivalry….To think that the sibling-rivalry could have been much interesting" Paul said.

"I told you to leave the old man behind" Lee said.

"Since when did you ever said that? You aren't even saying things about that since the trip began" Kazuya said.

"Then pretend the I-told-you part is not included in my sentence" Lee said

"Can't. You can't change the past" Kazuya replied,

Lee growled and did the tongue again at Kazuya.

"Still haven't changed…" Heihachi said,

"I'm surprised that you care about our behavior" Kazuya said as Heihachi gritted his teeth.

"I'm a father! What do you expect?" Heihachi said angrily

"Glue this to your brain old fart, does 'I-threw-my-own-and-not-adopted-son-off-a-cliff' fatherly for you?" Kazuya asked.

"That part I can't forget" Marshall said as he sobbed

"You're mean baldy!" Anna yelled.

"Blame the mosquito, darn it!" Heihachi yelled.

"You think I can still find the same mosquito that bit you? Can I throw a living mosquito off a cliff, HUH!" Kazuya replied harshly.

"Cut its wings!" Heihachi yelled.

"I CAN'T BECAUSE ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL! I CAN'T EVEN CATCH ONE MYSELF!" Kazuya yelled back.

"This moment is unforgettable" Marshall said as he gets them on cam.

"AND WHY DID YOU ADOPT A FAG IN THE FIRST PLACE?" Kazuya yelled.

"WHY DID YOU RAISE ME AS A FAG, FATHER? Now Kazuya won't leave me alone" Lee asked.

Kazuya looked at Lee

"you aren't raised as a faggot, you ARE a faggot" Kazuya said as he faced Heihachi.

"I ADOPTED LEE BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DIED IN THAT CLIFF!" Heihachi yelled.

"YOU'RE IDIOT ENOUGH TO NOTICE THAT LEE IS GAY!" Kazuya replied.

They fought for 30 minutes about the cliff and adopting Lee thing.

"And father, May I ask you one question I've been dying to ask ever since I was born" Kazuya returned to his normal state as he changed the topic.

"What?" Heihachi asked. He returned to his normal state too.

"Why are you bald and ugly?" Kazuya asked.

"I have a question too father, why do you wear that thong?" Lee added.

"Me too, what was your hair like when you were young?" Nina added.

"Me three, why do you sound like a walrus?" Anna added.

"I have a question as well, why didn't you abandon Kuma instead?" Paul added.

Everyone looked at Marshall except Heihachi who had been frowning at one edge.

"Me too? Okay, what happened to you in the Nudist beach?" Marshall asked.

Heihachi calmed himself down and looked at them "First of all, Kazuya blame your grandfather! He's a monster…" Heihachi said

"You evil scumbag! At least Grandpa is even nicer than you are!" Kazuya yelled.

"At least my beard is normal than he has!" Heihachi said irritated.

"Whatever, Anyway, I wear that thong because THAT thong would lead me to victory on the 4th tournament, that's according to my fortune teller" Heihachi said.

"4th tournament? Father you're exploring lie-lie world again" Lee said.

"Lie-lei world? Lee you're so lame, Fiona was right about that lame act too" Paul said.

"You COULD say fantasy world…" Anna said.

"Let me finish so you would shut up!" Heihachi yelled.

Everyone became silent and listened to Heihachi with interest.

"My hair is the same as Kazuya's!" Heihachi yelled,

"Then how come a huge bald spot rests in between your two pointy ones?" Nina asked.

"I woke up and it's gone! Okay!" Heihachi replied harshly. Everyone looked at Kazuya.

"Blame that no-good son of mine!" Heihachi yelled. "Good job Kazuya!" Paul said

"Nice bald spot you made there" Anna said as she winked at him

"um…Anna, Berlin. Remember?" Kazuya said calmly.

"Aw…. I KNOW THAT!" Anna was disappointed.

"You can't help it if you're a slut" Nina said

"Why you!" Anna yelled as she rushed for Nina's neck. Before Anna could strangle Nina, Heihachi stopped them.

"About Anna's question, I DON'T SOUND LIKE A WALRUS! I HAVE A DEEP VOICE YOU KNOW!" Heihachi yelled.

" About Kuma, I love bears" Heihachi said

" So do I" Lee said

" Nobody asked..." Kazuya said

Everyone just nodded lazily.

"About the nudist beach, I saw many tourists there. Only guys are there but it's so peaceful in there…"

Heihachi told the story for 20 minutes, everyone fell asleep listening to him.

"You dare sleep at my story…" Heihachi said as he wince and gave up a fart blaster.

"Gross!" Everyone said as they woke up covering their nose.

"Ho-ho, Beans, I don't know how to thank you" Heihachi said.

"In case that could kill the driver, let me know…." Marshall said.

The ride suddenly becomes bumpy.

Everyone panicked except Lee who is still sitting in a corner.

Paul bumped into Nina, Heihachi fell over Kazuya, Marshall and Anna crouched on one corner and Lee did nothing but sit.

The ride suddenly returned to normal

"I thought…it's an earthquake" Marshall said

"Idiot, we're in a truck remember" Kazuya said, they're all lying in their backs except Lee.

"Is everybody all right?" Paul asked. Everyone nodded except Lee.

"Glad that's over…. What's Lee doing?" Kazuya said as he pushed Heihachi off him and dusted off his suit. Heihachi held his head and winced with pain.

"GET OFF ME PHOENIX!" Nina yelled as she pushed Paul beside her.

"Yes!" Marshall yelled.

"What now Einstein?" Paul asked.

"I got everything including the truck panic in cam!" Marshall yelled happily.

Lee laughed evilly all of a sudden

"Anyway, what's up with Lee" Anna asked. "Let's check him out" Paul said as everyone followed him.

"Ha-ha-ha, truth or consequence?" Lee asked.

He was holding a scissor and a piece of paper with a one-legged cockroach glued in it.

The cockroach kept moving.

"Truth? Fine you deserve it. Did you eat my Maltese?" Lee said angrily.

The cockroach kept moving.

"No? okay" Lee said as he cut off the cockroach's leg then he laughed evilly.

"He's gone insane…" Paul said.

"I guess I hit him too hard…" Kazuya said.

Nina and Anna looked at him with a grossed face

"Poor Cockie…" Marshall said as he used his cam on them.

"Cockie? Man you're an unexplained retard" Kazuya said. Lee looked behind him and was surprised to see everyone looking at him

"AHHHHHH! Man, I hate it when you guys do that!" Lee yelled.

"Torturing an insect when bored, eh?" Heihachi said.

"That's what I'm talking about Kazuya" Heihachi said looking at Kazuya.

"I'd rather torture you than torture a mosquito" Kazuya said calmly.

"You…" Before Heihachi could finish Lee threw the no-legged cockroach at them.

Everyone screamed with fright.

The truck suddenly bumped into something then it stopped.

"Are we there yet?" Marshall asked.

The gang went out of the truck and ended up seeing the man unconscious in the driver's seat.

The truck bumped into a post.

Paul walked to the man and spoke German.

"There he goes again…" Lee said.

" Guys, he said he'll be fine, he just needed a rest because of that Fart bomb awhile ago, Anyway, he wants us to know, 'Enjoy Bratislava'" Paul said.

"Bratislava… Way to go Hei fart chi!" Kazuya said irritated.

"If you guys haven't been sleeping I wouldn't have farted you know!" Heihachi yelled.

"It wasn't our fault you got as all bored!" Kazuya replied.

"Don't worry, we could stay in a hotel to let this guy rest" Paul said.

"Better find a prank-free hotel" Kazuya said irritated. "I'd rather sleep out here" Lee said.

"Lee, look before you leap" Marshall said.

Lee looked around him.

The place looked like a war just occurred.

"Okay, I'll go" Lee said. Everyone followed.

'Jun, there's a few more crazy hours to waste. Wait for me' Kazuya thought.

"I guess Paul translated right after all. Was Kazuya's predictions true or will they experience another crazy day? How will they handle a day in Bratislava? I'll update very soon (",).

Me: Chapter 7 finally! How are you guys by the way?

Kazuya: That fight was entertaining. I enjoyed killing Heihachi by words, Hehehe

Lee: he-he I'll find another cockroach and cut off its legs and….

Everyone looks at him

Lee: What!

Heihachi: Nobody messes with my thong! Everything I've said is true!

Marshall: …and CUT! Brilliant!

Paul: Booya! I spoke German successfully!

Anna: I'll kick your ass next time, Nina!

Nina: whatever…

German Guy: XX….

Cockie: BEWARE….BEWARe…BEWAre…BEWare…BEware…Beware…beware…

Me: Shutup you no-legged zombie roach! I guess they have fun…. Hope you like it (",) Adios.