Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2

You see... everyone has this one question.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Simple.

My weird imagination...

Take lots of meditation, watch Chappelle's show, watch South Park, and watch Drawn Together... and watch a lot of Scary Movie... and funny movies. And think of all the sexual and ways of getting drunk knowledge you have.

Then, open up whatever you use to write stories. And stare the screen. If an idea comes into your head, and your writing a funny story. It's probably funny.

Chapter 3

Those bitches then were on the train to Hogwarts.

Raven, Harry, Starfire, and Robin were in one cabin where they French kissed.

Draco and Pansy joined them, and also French kissed.

And Hermione and Ron did the same thing... in the halls.

"Slap my ass," said Hermione.

Ron slapped her ass.

"Slap my ass," said Hermione.

Robin continued to do so...

So in some cabin.

"Poly... I can't fucking believe you're here," said Blood.

Poly smiled. A purple long hair girl, with a black t-shirt on, with a white mini skirt... With green socks... and black shoes on... with tanned skin... with an eye color of green.

"Surprise, surprise," said Poly.

"I'm gonna go talk to my sister," said Blood. He walked out of the cabin, and saw Hermione and Ron doing it on the floor.

"... Wow," said Blood. "I MUST DO THE SAME TO POLY!!" He ran back to the cabin.

"LET'S DO IT POLY!!! WE'RE ONLY 14!!"

Poly grinned.

So then... they got to Hogwarts

"Finally us bitches are here," said Harry. He rode the horse while he and Raven hugged each other, with Robin and Starfire doing the same.

"I had my heart broken once," said Raven.

"You have an ex?" asked Harry.

"No... not a boyfriend... rather... someone I used to love, but did not love me. That bitch used me," said Raven.

"The evil Malchior," said Robin, as he rubbed his head against Starfire's boobs.

Harry did the same.

"Oh..."

"Hate that bitch... hate 'em," said Raven.

The bitches then went into the Great Hall.

"We have new bitches!!" exclaimed Dumbledore. "Do that thing, my dear bitch Minerva."

Minerva winked.

"Poly Ass," said Minerva.

A hat was on Poly's head.

"Not a virgin... no... not a virgin... apparently made love to evil... and... no... it can't be... she has no cleavage... that is so fucking evil... SLYTHERIN!!" screamed the hat.

Poly ran to the Slytherin table.

The Slytherins cheered as if they pissed in their pants.

"Bumblebee," said Minerva.

Bumblebee showed her cleavage to the hat.

"Rrr," said the hat. "...HUFFLEPUFF. HAW HAW HEE HEE!"

So at the Hufflepuff Table

Cedric started to flirt with Bumblebee. She showed off her cleavage. He poked... the cleavage.

Then... at the Ravenclaw Table

Cho poked Cyborg's head.

"Tee hee," said Cho.

So at the Gryffindor Table

"Minerva is so not hot," said Beast Boy.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione laughed so damn much. (They felt for that joke again.)

"You know buddy... we're in the same house. ROCK ON!" screamed Beast Boy, he punched Robin.

"I'M A HARDASS AGAIN TODAY!!" screamed Robin. "Tell me why the fuck you did that or I'm going to put you jail. You bitch."

Beast Boy kicked Robin's chin, and left the Great Hall.

"Oh shit," said Ron.

"Malchior," said Minerva.

"Holy shit," said Raven.

"THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN. YOU WHORES!!" screamed Malchior. He was put into Slytherin.

Malchior sat next to Raven.

"My girl you mummy," said Harry.

Malchior then stared at Raven's cleavage.

"Fuck you," said Raven. She kicked his balls.

"I'M GONNA DIE!!" screamed Malchior, he fell on the ground, and was taken to the Hospital Wing.

"Bitch," said Raven.

"Aqualad," said Minerva.

"You like fish... yet... you're allergic to fish... yet... you're a hypocrite. Interesting... Ravenclaw," said the hat.

Aqualad showed off his fish testicles, and sat in the Ravenclaw table.

"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?" asked Dumbledore.

Blah blah blah... Gizmo was put into Raven, so there can be bitch fights. Kitten was in Hufflepuff for bitch fights... Adonis was in Slytherin so he can hit on Raven... so Raven would have three guys who wanted to flirt with her.

So at the Forbidden Forest

"God dammit I'm sick of everyone," said Beast Boy. He smacked the trees down. "He's always bossing around! CAN'T HAVE A FUCKING JOKE FOR ONCE!" Beast Boy turned into a wolf, and madly scratched a tree. He howled at the moon, and started to turn into a man beast.

End of Chapter 3